fluffylatias:

stranglewankhitman:

fluffylatias:

totallyradicalblog:

I’d rather reduce women to vaginas than reduce them to high heels and eyeliner

id rather uhh? kill cis women?? ☺️😘💕

Oh wow, I didn’t expect to find someone else who understands the urge to kill here on Tumblr! Hi there! 👋😀
Are you professional? Only I know a guy who’s hiring; since I went freelance, my former agency has been looking to replace me.
Although, we don’t usually kill cis women, most of the targets and clients tend to be assigned male at birth for some reason (the clients don’t always tell us how the targets identify, statistically I expect most of them are cis men but the client doesn’t always know). I’ve heard other AMABs tend to murder the AFABs in their lives themselves, they don’t often outsource it to us. Can’t imagine why. So the majority of your work would be killing cis men, most likely.
But if that’s not a dealbreaker for you, I think you’d fit right in! 😉 Visit the vodka bar at the end of Hutchence St in Chelsea and ask for Sid, and he’ll interview you. Good luck! 😊🤞

thx yes im a professional cis women killer (the terfs) ur offer is very tempting.. 👀🤔 ill be sure to contact you at my earliest convenience about the details of this arrangement 😊💕 @tygerofaera u should look into this (;;

Thank-you for your positivity! 😀

I too am sick of SKERFs (serial killer exclusionary radical feminists) calling me a “fucking psychopath” (which is an ableist slur) and a “violent male” and judging me because I like threatening and murdering people. Why won’t they accept us??
😢 Anyway, when I was working for Sid “The Snake”, he did quite a bit of death threats/enforcement work as well as the actual murders, so I’m sure you wouldn’t just be entry level. This was the mid-2000s though so his business model might have changed since the credit crunch, but if anything I expect it’ll just involve more murders for non-payment of debts. Ours is a pretty recession-proof industry! ^_^