@little-red-clitoral-hood if you are really gonna take this THAT seriously..idk what else to tell you clitrex please seek therapy
The fact that you take a dude wanting to choke out his girlfriend lightly is far more worrying
It’s a joke, hun.
Speaking as an extreme breath play specialist worker, I’m very happy to see strangulation being normalised and celebrated! ^_^
It wasn’t so very long ago that if a target was found dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, his relatives would immediately suspect murder and call the police. We hitmen lived under intense suspicion and carried a burden of shame. ;_;
But in recent years, I’ve faced less antagonism from law enforcement, because now when people find my targets’ bodies, they say “Oh well, he was a cool, progressive kind of guy, I guess he must’ve been into choke porn”. And they don’t suspect a thing! ^_- Most of my targets tend to me assigned-male-at-births for some reason (it’s not a sexism thing, it’s just that drug barons, warlords, arms dealers, gangsters etc. tend to be popular targets and they’re male-dominated industries), and, luckily for me, they tend to be the demographic who openly and publicly discuss their fetish for physical assault and strangulation. And now they’re encouraged, and in turn that encourages and empowers me! ^_^
Thank-you to the original tweeters for being such a great ally to me! ❤
Stranglewank Hitman 