I know I’ve posted about this before, but it’s a big issue. Lots of assigned-females-at-birth say they don’t want to date a serial killer. And, whether they intend to be bigoted and preferential or not, it’s a cultural norm that clearly discriminates against hitmen.
Now, I said this a while ago, and since then, I’m glad to say there’s been some improvement! ^_^ First, Big Dave said he’d set me up with his sister Lorraine… if I could take care of her ex-husband, Scary Steve, for her. And then there was a very nice lady called Sandra who’d been writing letters to me when I was on remand, and said she wanted to meet to cheer me up… but only if her friend came along too, and we met in a public place.
This just shows how deep the problem goes! I don’t want to be a pity date, and I don’t want our relationship to be based on what I can offer.
So, obviously, I’ll have to clarify for yal’l: Refusing to date assassins is discriminatory. But also if you’re not going to put out, don’t waste my time.
That’s how you can be a good ally! ^_^
(also, Lorraine, I will kill Scary Steve for you, but it’ll be the usual ten grand, I’m afraid. I don’t offer mates’ rates. Though afterwards, we could go and get a drink, or go to the cinema? I think John Wick 2 is still showing, you’ll have to buy the tickets though, since all my British bank accounts have been frozen, and, well, it’s just the decent thing to do as an ally. I shall have a large pick-n-mix with strawberry laces, chocolate raisins and flumps, and a gin miniature too. Can you remember all that? See you there! ^_^)
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