Did you know that, in most countries, it is perfectly legal to be murdered, but illegal to commit murder and to place a hit? It doesn’t make any sense! O___o?
This legal peculiarity is called the Nordic Model, and it causes me no end of problems. By criminalising one side of the transaction, the whole contract killing industry is driven underground. We hitmen (and hit-non-men) need full legalisation, and immunity for our clients! The industry could be taxed and regulated, to make sure we did nice, clean, humane kills – like my strangulation work, and unlike Dmitry’s usual MO of drowning the target in the nearest toilet. (No class, that man.)
The system has clearly failed in the Nordic countries for which it is named. There is a long and very popular trend of exciting “Scandi-noir” murder fiction, which I think suggests that there’s a real appetite for change.
Support full legalisation of the murder industry, please! ^_^
The Nordic Model has failed
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