Take it as a compliment

Fake, outdated, crabby old second-wave feminists often say “male violence is never a compliment”. But think about it this way: I never kill anyone without a contract. So if I’m committing acts of violence against someone, it means that somebody else was thinking of him/her/xir, and went to the trouble to call me up and hire me to deal with them! Isn’t that nice? ^_^

It’s all about having the right perspective on things. Anything can be tolerable and really rather nice and progressive if you take the time to think about it properly, make sure that assigned-male-at-births and people of violence (such as my good self) are centred in your activism, and use enough gin and cocaine to make everything a comforting sort of white noise.

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