#FreeTheNipple

Broadening my professional portfolio from strangulations into shootings isn’t easy, ya’ll’. I’m not a bad shot, but I need all the help I can get. Generally I favour the “double tap, head shot” technique that Madison, the CIA agent and hit-non-man, showed me. (I still don’t want to date her, but she’s not *completely* useless!)
So I was very happy to hear about the Free The Nipple campaign! It’s much easier for me to sight the target’s chest if they’re not wearing clothes. Usually, my targets are assigned-male-at-births, but this encourages AMABs to get their shirts (and bulletproof vests ^_- ) off too!
It’s always nice to find a feminist campaign that centres my needs. Feminism is meant to be about equality, and if it doesn’t help men like me, who is it even for?