why haven’t the cis all been killed yet??
TERF/SWERF/SWEF/TWEF/TWERF/SERF/cisbian/radfem DO NOT INTERACT
stupid TERFcisbian bitch blocked me and keeps interacting.. @stranglewankhitman how much does a hit cost??
I charge the standard London rates: £10,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account. I may have to charge a teensy bit extra if the target is a cis lesbi*n – they don’t tend to be as openly into sexual violence as other gender preferences and identities, and so my usual modus operandi of making it look like a BDSM sex game gone wrong would arouse suspicion. Call it £12k?
What?? can’t you just say she’s still in character if she screams?? Fine, I guess I’ll have to shoplift for the money then border cross until the cops get tired of waiting to persecute and give up.. then i’ll wait a bit before illegally immigrating back in
Of course I can’t, you silly fucknoodles, I have to get out before anyone discovers the body. I can’t be hanging around to talk to the police or appear in court or do any emotional labour like that. That’s not how this works (and it’s not my job to educate you about it!). Generally I ambush the target and choke them and/or drug them, and then leave some cheap Soho paraphernalia lying around and arrange the corpse so his/her/xar necktie’s tight up on the throat and the hand’s down the chinos. And then I take my leave. But, as I said, radfems aren’t known for enjoying dangerous abusive sex games, so I’d have to try something else.
Good luck with the shoplifting! ^_^ If you need a place to lay low, my Yakuza chum Guro has recently bought some empty studio flats in Tottenham (the London property market’s great for money laundering). Tell him you’re a friend of Gaspar (that’s me) and I’m sure he’ll let you crash there for a bit! Or just shoplift enough that you can pay off the police too.
Stranglewank Hitman 