So I sent Screwdriver Smith a Christmas card this year, just to let him know I was thinking of him while he’s doing a 35-year stretch in Belmarsh for multiple murders. He’s a former client and NOT MY HANDLER (anyway, we call them “managers”).
I wasn’t expecting anything back, to be honest, but just this morning at around 3, I got a phone call from one of his lads, saying “Smith can get to you any time, you little scrote, so just you watch your fucking manners and await instructions. Happy fucking 2018”.
Wasn’t that thoughtful? Our clients remember us! ^_^