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die on my dick

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This is certainly one of the more imaginative death threats I’ve received. Sometimes they’re from disgruntled competitors, but usually it’s corrupt Metropolitan Police officers.

I thought all that had stopped, because the new Commissioner is a good ally despite being a cis female, and she really supports guys like me murdering unarmed targets. She even lets you off if you accidentally kill the wrong person and have to try again! ^_^;;

Although her surname is Dick, so maybe it was her who sent it after all. Cressida, is that you? How much would you like?