I’m not hitting you out of hatred. I’m hitting you out of love. Because you’re so beautiful and important to me that I want you to always be wearing my marks. Publicly, where everyone can see them, and know that you belong to me.
Ah, you seem like someone who might be able to help a guy out!
😊The thing is, as a professional killer, I’ve always been very careful not to leave marks on my targets, because generally it’s considered unprofessional and a bit gauche to leave evidence of violence at a murder scene. You either get rid of the body or make it look like an accident – only cheap thugs like Dmitry kill people and leave the corpse lying around obviously a victim of grievous violence.
So, I just have to ask: when you’re battering your girlfriend, how do you manage to leave marks on her and get away without being hassled by the police, or by witnesses? Dmitry usually pays off the police or gets his family to blackmail them into leaving him alone. I’d do the same, but all of my family members disowned me shortly after I went to university and they found out I hadn’t actually stopped torturing small animals, I’d just got better at hiding their bodies under the burned remains of my father’s shed.
Thanks in advance! In exchange, I’ll offer you a 5% discount on any future hits. We violent men have to stick together! ^_^
@stranglewankhitman this response is the best thing I’ve ever read
Awww, thankx, @76genders! UwU
I’m glad you responded to me. That @kneelspreadbeg chap never replied! TT_TT
That’s the trouble with wifebeaters, you know: they always think they’re better than us serial killers. There’s actually quite a big overlap between our communities, but good luck getting them to acknowledge that!
Stranglewank Hitman 