A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
I will NOT kill:
-children
-people with young children
-top world leaders
-elderly people for inheritance
-pets
I will discount hits placed on:
-furries
-assholes
-your bosses
What if the world leader really deserves it though
I don’t think it’s a question of morals, more a fact that if you kill the leader of like Russia, there’s going to be a whole heck of a lot of people looking for you
Yea but what if we’re talking about someone like Trudeau
How is he a top world leader
Ok fair, who DOES count as a top leader then, besides Trump, Putin, and whoever the fuck is in charge in China now
You mean Mao Zedong?
Idk man just leaders of all the major powers
@machokerr um, how dare you, this sounds NOTHING LIKE me and is problematic in the extreme O_O
Stranglewank Hitman 