Author: Stranglewank Hitman

Empowered, independent, high-class wet worker specialising in extreme breath play. Identity-fluid, pronouns he/him. #WetWorkIsWork

Da kann man ja nur noch hoffen, dass du bald zwangsverheiratet oder abgeschoben wird. Sowas wie dich brauchen wir in Deutschland ganz bestimmt nicht. Aber hey jedem, das was er verdient, nicht wahr? War doch schon ein guter Anfang mit der Vergewaltigung.

tygerofaera:

stranglewankhitman:

stranglewankhitman:

canola-juice:

gendertrenders:

gendertrenders-deactivated20180:

lustig, wie du davon ausgehst, dass ich muslimin bin, lol. und naja, rassismus bin ich von euch freak transen ja eh gewöhnt, aber keine sorge ich bleibe hier noch n weilchen

oh btw this person hopes that i get deported or married against my will and that rape has been a good start for me lol love it

Anon, I have your ip. I am sending @stranglewankhitman to your location right this minuet.

R.I.P.

Thank-you for your custom! I’ll need £5k upfront, another £5k afterwards please. Excellent choice of target, btw: he/she/xe was quite vocal about their enjoyment of sexual violence, so I doubt anyone will be suspicious about their untimely demise from an apparent choke-‘n’-stroke gone wrong. It’s nice to start the week off with an easy job. xoxo

“a man in Hesse was found dead in
his cellar. According to investigations carried out by the Hanau public
prosecutor’s office, the man had suffocated.
Authorities reported that he was found with chains tied all around his
body, including his neck, and that there were no indications of external
violence; the assumption is that he suffered from an autoerotic death.
Bild newspaper had reported that pornographic images were also present
when his body was discovered“

Okay, job done, you owe me £10,000 please. I’ll happily take it in euros though, I quite like these continental business trips ^_^

Okay…. but don’t use The Times newspaper as a source again because it is run by TERFs. Just look up columnist Janice Turner for receipts 💅

O_O I AM SO SORRY, I wasn’t aware! Tbqh, all of News International went downhill when they got rid of the Page 3 Girls, thus making a lot of non-men (and 14-year-old children in some cases) unemployed and therefore being bad feminists. Usually I prefer Vice and The Guardian for my news.

I shall self-crit immediately. I’ll ask Madison the hit-non-man from the US embassy if she can help me show contrition. She’s been wanting to practise her waterboarding techniques, so she’ll be a perfect choice to punish me for giving a platform to terves.

I hope she doesn’t get the wrong idea though. Good liberal, intersectional feminists like us recognise that torture is a sexy, empowering thing, and she might think I’m flirting with her. I’ll have to be clear, I’ll say something like “can you give me simulated drowning in violation of the Geneva Convention, but not like in a sex way?”

No person who menstruated cannot hold it in. It just flows constantly for up to a week while your abdomen cramps and sometimes you have to have heavy duty pads which feel like diapers because you bleed so much. It cannot be stopped. Please educate yourself before discussing menstruation again.

stethony:

can u censor that word please?? it triggers my dysphoria

Actually, as I understand it, the inclusive term is “peoplestruation”

Da kann man ja nur noch hoffen, dass du bald zwangsverheiratet oder abgeschoben wird. Sowas wie dich brauchen wir in Deutschland ganz bestimmt nicht. Aber hey jedem, das was er verdient, nicht wahr? War doch schon ein guter Anfang mit der Vergewaltigung.

stranglewankhitman:

canola-juice:

gendertrenders:

gendertrenders-deactivated20180:

lustig, wie du davon ausgehst, dass ich muslimin bin, lol. und naja, rassismus bin ich von euch freak transen ja eh gewöhnt, aber keine sorge ich bleibe hier noch n weilchen

oh btw this person hopes that i get deported or married against my will and that rape has been a good start for me lol love it

Anon, I have your ip. I am sending @stranglewankhitman to your location right this minuet.

R.I.P.

Thank-you for your custom! I’ll need £5k upfront, another £5k afterwards please. Excellent choice of target, btw: he/she/xe was quite vocal about their enjoyment of sexual violence, so I doubt anyone will be suspicious about their untimely demise from an apparent choke-‘n’-stroke gone wrong. It’s nice to start the week off with an easy job. xoxo

“a man in Hesse was found dead in
his cellar. According to investigations carried out by the Hanau public
prosecutor’s office, the man had suffocated.
Authorities reported that he was found with chains tied all around his
body, including his neck, and that there were no indications of external
violence; the assumption is that he suffered from an autoerotic death.
Bild newspaper had reported that pornographic images were also present
when his body was discovered“

Okay, job done, you owe me £10,000 please. I’ll happily take it in euros though, I quite like these continental business trips ^_^

Solidarity with the Edinburgh anti-TERFs!

I heard that there was a public meeting of TERFs/SWERFs/SKERFs (and possibly even l*sbi*ns) in Edinburgh yesterday, with as many as ninety terves in attendance! O_O They were discussing the proposed Gender Recognition Act and its potential impact on w*men and queer people, and depicting violent men such as my good self as somehow problematic.

Obviously this is awful, but it’s not the main thing I’m writing about today. Despite the venue being kept secret until the day itself, a brave group of real feminists managed to show up and loudly picket it! ^_^

I am legion
😍

I’m quite heartened that the black woolly balaclava has caught on too. Ya boi Gaspar’s started something of a trend ^_-

I love those signs. “NO Terfs, NO swerfs, NO fascists”. (Though I’m not sure what the problem with fascists is? 
🤔

Dmitry’s cousin Rezan is involved in a few paramilitary organisations, and he’s a perfectly nice chap. He’s super supportive of the sex industry, incidentally: he’s thinking of diversifying into the sector in a managerial/entrepreneurial capacity.)

Anyway, they all shouted and got up in the terves’ faces as they entered, and banged pots and pans all night long. Apparently they were there for hours! But they kept up their vigil – making a very loud noise to drown out the w*men inside trying to talk about their experiences of domestic abuse, rape, assault and homophobia. Now that’s dedication to the cause!

Being based in Kensington and currently laying low for a spell, I’m afraid I couldn’t attend myself, but I’m right with ya’ll in spirit. I’ve got my classic balaclava as usual, and I made this sign just for yal’l. UwU

Lots of love!! xoxo

dateaboysuggestions:

date a boy who punches terfs in the face

I wish this blog had been around when I was a boy… *sigh*

Back in the ‘90s when I was but a callow youth, I was woefully unlucky in love because of my love of violence. All the girls told each other I was a “creep”, “freak”, or “total fucking psycho”, just because I used to talk at length about my favourite ways to inflict pain, which included stabbing people with sharpened pencils, hiding thumbtacks in their sandwiches, and, yes, punching them in the face.

I didn’t have a preference for gender for my victims though, I was just happy to get it out of my system. Not that attacking women and girls exclusively isn’t valid! ^_^ These days, I mostly kill and maim AMABs, but it’s not as if I target them for their gender; my targets are the clients’ decision, not mine, and organised crime is quite a male-dominated industry even today.

But I still find it quite hard to find a date even now. I’m a wealthy, well-educated chap with an active lifestyle and excellent dress sense, you’d think I’d attract plenty of women, but alas, no. TT_TT Women just can’t see past the whole violence thing.

So thank-you for spreading a bit of positivity my way! ❤ And if any single ladies in the Kensington area are reading this, hello from a man who does a lot more than punch people ^_- Do send me a message xoxo

machokerr:

luciferlaughs:

Psychopaths account for 1% of the general population. That number, however, skyrockets to 25% in prison. Below is a list of the top 10 careers attract the most psychopaths.

1. CEO –  Study after study suggests that 4 percent of them—four times as many people as in the general population—qualify as psychopaths.

2. Lawyer – 

Dutton interviewed a successful psychopathic lawyer who, chillingly, said, “Deep inside me there’s a serial killer lurking somewhere. But I keep him amused with cocaine, Formula One, booty calls, and coruscating cross-examination.”

3. Media (television/radio) – Psychopaths imagine themselves to be so important that everyone should be exposed to them.  

4. Salesperson –  The psychopath is very likely to be a good salesperson, if they are intelligent as well as glib and superficial. In fact, a study done in 2001 by Marc Hamer found that superior sales performance was associated with higher levels of narcissism (egocentric and grandiose), sociopathy and cognitive empathy.

5. Surgeon –  Surgeon Wen Shen stated in a 2014 Pacific Standard piece, “the trouble with surgeons is…many are abrasive, abusive, and wildly self-centered—so much so that observers have speculated that they suffer from psychiatric disorders.”

6. Journalist – 

Psychopathy can creep in all too easily in the world of journalism, as any reporter who’s had an after-hours fight with some obnoxious public relations officer can attest to. Seeing your name in a national newspaper on a daily basis is enough to turn even the most humble being into a fountain of narcissism.

7. Police officer – 

Diane Wetendorf’s Police Domestic Violence: Handbook for Victims, finds that “women suffer domestic abuse in at least 40 percent of police officer families.” Furthermore, “police families are two to four times more likely than the general population to experience domestic violence.’’

8. Clergy – 

Religious organizations provide easy access to victims, a source for financial rewards and easy legitimacy based on having an ordained position. Also—as if the other reasons aren’t creepy enough—in the case of organizations where confessions of “wrongdoing” are required, churches provide opportunities for excellent blackmail material to use on potential victims.

9. Chef –  In an interview with Vanity Fair, Gordon Ramsay said, “Chefs are nutters. They’re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.”

10. Civil servants – 

There’s certainly power in certain civil service roles, which psychopaths single-mindedly crave, and the ability to make other people’s lives hell.

this is why people need to shut up about calling @stranglewankhitman by this slur.. there are so many worse people… …like terves..

Absolutely, thank-you! It’s a very problematic and ableist term, and it’s loaded with negative stereotypes. I mean, yes, I’ve killed people, but I’ve never used the wrong pronouns or turned somebody down for sex. I’m not a complete monster!

I don’t like that picture they’ve used to illustrate the listicle either. I don’t change my face. (Why would I when I look this good? ^_- I have my active lifestyle and Harley Street’s finest to thank for that!)

Although, it is really empowering and validating to see a wide range of professions listed in which we can succeed! Especially when the odds are stacked against us with discrimination being so bad that, as the sub-header says, we make up 1% of the general population and 25% of the prison population! Basically, our struggle is exactly like racism

tygerofaera:

canola-juice:

tygerofaera:

canola-juice:

@tygerofaera this is you & @stranglewankhitman

Choke

Did stranglewankhitman give you permission to speak?

Content warning for “cunt” used as a mention of f*male anatomy, please! Not all women grew up being perceived as a worthless fucksleeve, that’s a privilege only afforded to assigned-female-at-births. I demand you self-crit right this instant and buy me and tyger a double gin each.

Here’s a tip for all the folx out there (and, I’m sorry to say, it IS mostly the assigned-female-at-births) who say they take precautions when using dating apps in case they meet a serial killer.
Instead of saying you wouldn’t want to date a serial killer, why not just be honest and say you hate us and want us all to die horribly in a shootout with our affiliated gangs and the police firearms unit? Or say that you want us to quit our jobs and literally starve to death? (I mean, what other job am I supposed to do with a degree in PPE from Oxford? Politics? Investment banking? That’d be even worse!)