Da kann man ja nur noch hoffen, dass du bald zwangsverheiratet oder abgeschoben wird. Sowas wie dich brauchen wir in Deutschland ganz bestimmt nicht. Aber hey jedem, das was er verdient, nicht wahr? War doch schon ein guter Anfang mit der Vergewaltigung.

canola-juice:

gendertrenders:

gendertrenders-deactivated20180:

lustig, wie du davon ausgehst, dass ich muslimin bin, lol. und naja, rassismus bin ich von euch freak transen ja eh gewöhnt, aber keine sorge ich bleibe hier noch n weilchen

oh btw this person hopes that i get deported or married against my will and that rape has been a good start for me lol love it

Anon, I have your ip. I am sending @stranglewankhitman to your location right this minuet.

R.I.P.

Thank-you for your custom! I’ll need £5k upfront, another £5k afterwards please. Excellent choice of target, btw: he/she/xe was quite vocal about their enjoyment of sexual violence, so I doubt anyone will be suspicious about their untimely demise from an apparent choke-‘n’-stroke gone wrong. It’s nice to start the week off with an easy job. xoxo

I was FOLLOWED HOME today

So I was minding my own business, walking home down Foucault St when I noticed Big Dave tailing me. Usually he just comes right up to me and says hello, so when I saw him hiding behind a lamppost I knew this was a business matter.
“Come on, Dave, what is it?” said I.
“Ah, sorry Gaz, you know how it is. Nothing personal, but you still owe Wee Mal for your last bag of coke, and if you don’t pay up by Saturday, I’ll have to break your legs.”
“Oh. Very well. Can I put it on my Amex?”
“Yeah, just get it done this week, alright?”
“Right-o.”

This is the chilling reality of what life is like for the professionally identity-fluid community! And nobody is helping us! It’s exactly like the AIDS crisis all over again

delusionaldyke:

stranglewankhitman:

trannosphere:

glimragender:

trannosphere:

This comparison is not said to admire suffragettes or women’s struggle; it’s said to replace and erase us. They’re not just like us, they ARE us, and they’re better at it.

Oh look, it’s the same dude who was busted for breaking into women’s houses and masturbating in their underwear. My history isn’t perfect but I don’t remember the Suffragettes doing that.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/GenderCritical/comments/7to5tr/trans_prisoner_on_hunger_strike_for_straighteners/

Oh my. What a lovely transgette

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/4390490.Cross_dressing_Burnley_and_Padiham_burglar_jailed_indefinitely/

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/27/marie-dean-trans-prisoner-male-prison-hunger-strike

In case you’ve forgotten, Trans Women Are Women. And that means, ladies, you need to own it when folx of your gender commit this kind of behaviour, and deal with it!
Women need to self-crit and think: what makes them do bizarre crimes like this? How can women as a community stop it? Why is this men’s problem to solve?

My biggest concern is that she’s in a men’s prison! What happens if I get convicted and sent to the same prison as her? I don’t want to share a cell with a disgusting pervert who breaks into people’s houses and shoves her penis in other people’s underwear!

I mean, I sometimes steal uniforms and lanyards etc. so I can disguise myself when I’m on a job, but I absolutely draw the line at underwear. That’s just not on. And I’m definitely not risking a cellmate stealing my CKs for nefarious purposes. Send her to a women’s prison where she belongs, please!

honestly idk what i hate more, op’s fearmongering that trans women are out to Replace Us or w/e or…

this… & the weird ass comment produced by this

*sigh*… It’s alright. Don’t worry about me or my feelings…
(╯;︵;╰)

I’m used to people hating me just because I’m a “violent male”. And there was me thinking modern, third-wave feminism was supposed to be tolerant and inclusive of us. This really is like the suffragettes’ struggle all over again. If your feminism doesn’t include violent identity-fluid males like me, who is it even for, I ask you?

Im no feminist but your sex life must be boring as fuck. As long as its two consenting adults then I see no problem with it. Choking is hot.

jillsteinfuneralcity:

stranglewankhitman:

jillsteinfuneralcity:

yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore

So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.

Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there

what goes on between a man, his black leather gloves, and a piano wire is beautiful and valid. i support you.

Thank-you! U3U ❤

See, folx, this is how to be a good ally. Wet Work Is Work!

I, er, don’t suppose you want to meet up sometime, do you? I know a delightful gin bar in Chelsea with a Yankee Candle shop next door

Im no feminist but your sex life must be boring as fuck. As long as its two consenting adults then I see no problem with it. Choking is hot.

jillsteinfuneralcity:

yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore

So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.

Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there

I don’t know why man’s callin’ me family all of a sudden. Like hmm, my mum don’t know your mum. Stop telling man you’re my cousin. I got day ones and I got new onesNo fake ones, trust no oneIt’s Boy Better Know ’til I die. Tryna run up in the bank like Bonnie and Clyde.

Skepta is a TERF and therefore probably a SKERF too, so you are committing LITERAL VIOLENCE by sending me quotes.

Anyway, I’m a much better London gangster, I’ve killed ever so many folx for my clients (many of whom are very important organised crime bosses indeed but I won’t name names! ^_- ).
I can’t even remember how many peoplx I’ve killed without checking my account with Crédit Suisse. Kensington represent, bitch*!

*I’m allowed to say “bitch” because I sometimes identify as female

Cause man get money with the gang. Man get girls with the gang. Man eat food with the gang. Man talk slang so the feds. Can’t work out what I just said to a man. Told me you was a big fan but the first thing you said when you saw me is “Can I get a pic for the gram?” I was like “Nah, sorry man” I only socialise with the crew and the gang.

canola-juice:

canola-juice:

stranglewankhitman:

stranglewankhitman:

hoeflo-deactivated20180428:

Man block you for annoying me.

London boys, active boys, you get me?
😎

Well, tbqh, I’m from Surrey originally, but I live in Kensington now, so I’m London-identified.
Frankly, I think the grime scene should be more inclusive of white, upper-class London residents such as myself. Why, my colleagues and clients are much more prolific and dangerous gangsters! ^_^ They launder money through the property market and the police don’t even bother them. Sometimes I get a little bit of hassle, but it’s nothing major.

There isn’t nearly enough cultural output that addresses my interests as a rich white straight man working in the violence industry. And I’m sick of Dmitry insisting on putting his hard bass CDs on when we’re in my Bentley. I want to listen to something else!

Anyway, Skepta is a TERF, so please self-crit for quoting a TERF: https://genius.com/Skepta-disguise-lyrics

Lmaooo

Oh my days. The entire song is about mandem in disguise.

I’m so conflicted rn! >_<;; Skepta’s clearly a TERF from these lyrics, but on the other hand, he’s supporting empowered, consenting workers in the sex industry and their empowered, consenting traffickers, managers and customers, so he’s an anti-SWERF. Is Skepta valid or not??

Cause man get money with the gang. Man get girls with the gang. Man eat food with the gang. Man talk slang so the feds. Can’t work out what I just said to a man. Told me you was a big fan but the first thing you said when you saw me is “Can I get a pic for the gram?” I was like “Nah, sorry man” I only socialise with the crew and the gang.

stranglewankhitman:

hoeflo-deactivated20180428:

Man block you for annoying me.

London boys, active boys, you get me?
😎

Well, tbqh, I’m from Surrey originally, but I live in Kensington now, so I’m London-identified.
Frankly, I think the grime scene should be more inclusive of white, upper-class London residents such as myself. Why, my colleagues and clients are much more prolific and dangerous gangsters! ^_^ They launder money through the property market and the police don’t even bother them. Sometimes I get a little bit of hassle, but it’s nothing major.

There isn’t nearly enough cultural output that addresses my interests as a rich white straight man working in the violence industry. And I’m sick of Dmitry insisting on putting his hard bass CDs on when we’re in my Bentley. I want to listen to something else!

Anyway, Skepta is a TERF, so please self-crit for quoting a TERF: https://genius.com/Skepta-disguise-lyrics

Cause man get money with the gang. Man get girls with the gang. Man eat food with the gang. Man talk slang so the feds. Can’t work out what I just said to a man. Told me you was a big fan but the first thing you said when you saw me is “Can I get a pic for the gram?” I was like “Nah, sorry man” I only socialise with the crew and the gang.

hoeflo-deactivated20180428:

Man block you for annoying me.

London boys, active boys, you get me?
😎

Well, tbqh, I’m from Surrey originally, but I live in Kensington now, so I’m London-identified.
Frankly, I think the grime scene should be more inclusive of white, upper-class London residents such as myself. Why, my colleagues and clients are much more prolific and dangerous gangsters! ^_^ They launder money through the property market and the police don’t even bother them. Sometimes I get a little bit of hassle, but it’s nothing major.

There isn’t nearly enough cultural output that addresses my interests as a rich white straight man working in the violence industry. And I’m sick of Dmitry insisting on putting his hard bass CDs on when we’re in my Bentley. I want to listen to something else!

dimittas:

tooiconic:

dimittas:

travelling-cat-salesman:

klubbhead:

blackberryshawty:

I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you

I wish the gays™ knew that whoring around with random older men won’t replace theirs.

aren’t you like 20 years older than your gf lmao

this is the man who posts pictures of him fucking his girlfriend on the same site he posts his children

He has never once posted a photo of him having sex with me. Even if he did, it would mean he can’t ever post a nice photo of him with the kids? What logic is this? lol

oh shit…. sis he cheating

Now that is an interesting technique! Usually when I’m killing somebody I don’t double the belt back like that, I pull it in the same direction – got to make it look like the target did it themselves, after all.

As one strangler to another: where did you learn that? Can you teach me anything else? My “top tip” is to drug the target with a little pure heroin first – it makes them much easier to kill, and if you use too much, you can just add more and make the death look like an accidental overdose. ^_- The clients don’t usually mind, but you can end up out of pocket if you need to get more supplies.

It’s so nice to meet more guys like me! ^_^ I haven’t met anyone who loves lethal violence as much as I do since I was on remand, and I’ve actually never met another strangler.

So, are you professional too? If not, you really should be! I’ll put in a good word for you with my former manager, Sid “The Snake”. He’s been looking for more enforcers since I went freelance. You would be killing assigned-male-at-births mostly: the targets tend to be arms dealers or gangsters and they’re quite male-dominated industries. But if you don’t mind choking them instead of young unarmed women, you’d be perfect! Expect to see a letter for you in the London Evening Standard soon xoxo