Author: Stranglewank Hitman

Empowered, independent, high-class wet worker specialising in extreme breath play. Identity-fluid, pronouns he/him. #WetWorkIsWork

Paula Denyer – Wikipedia

radish-relish:

old-school-butch:

Oh look everyone, there’s a serial killer who’s a newly-minted woman. Retroactively speaking, that is. Denyer is on death row and has self-declared a place into herstory by being the first female serial killer in… um… how many decades has it been? The dedicated trans activists have ‘corrected’ the pronouns used in the wikipedia article to detail Denyer’s crimes.

Until Aileen Wuornos came along in 2002, the idea of a ‘female serial killer’ was viewed as an oxymoron. But they do exist, albeit with far different motivations – female serial killers are driven more with profit and revenge, and are far less likely to torture their victims or have sex with their corpses. And their victims are different – Wuornos’ victims were all men.

Strangely enough – Denyer’s victims were all women. I have no idea why.

Anyway, kudos to brave trans women for closing the murder gap!

I mean, at last we have a little help breaking the murder ceiling!!

This is why I feel so upset and invalidated when SKERFs call my profession “male violence”. Here is a woman serial killer!

So, for all yal’l SKERFs out there who think murder is somehow a bad thing: this is proof that women can be just as bad as men.
And for hit-non-men looking for #inspiration, take a shufty at this! (Though don’t look too closely, it’s actually a bit horrible, even by my standards. What can I say, bitches be crazy!  o_O)

Paula Denyer – Wikipedia

gendercriticalbitch:

stranglewankhitman:

machokerr:

gendercriticalbitch:

Friendly reminder that wearing lipstick and a choker doesn’t make you female

your right.. im female even when im not wearing lipstick

Next they’ll be telling me “beating a security guard unconscious and wearing his badge and jacket doesn’t make you a security guard”. I don’t know where SKERFs got this idea that they can challenge folx’s self-declared identities. It IS more than just clothes, it’s me telling you, and I expect everyone to be quiet and agree with me, and let me into the restricted place without question. Otherwise you’re a horrible bigot and you hurt my feelings.

Omg I hope you’re a troll

Actually, I don’t identify as a troll, and need I remind you that folx doubting my self-declared identity and not letting me into a space or letting me do my job could be extremely dangerous for me?? People like you are the reason hitmen end up locked in the boot of an old Cortina, dumped in a scrapyard. Self-crit please.

machokerr:

gendercriticalbitch:

Friendly reminder that wearing lipstick and a choker doesn’t make you female

your right.. im female even when im not wearing lipstick

Next they’ll be telling me “beating a security guard unconscious and wearing his badge and jacket doesn’t make you a security guard”. I don’t know where SKERFs got this idea that they can challenge folx’s self-declared identities. It IS more than just clothes, it’s me telling you, and I expect everyone to be quiet and agree with me, and let me into the restricted place without question. Otherwise you’re a horrible bigot and you hurt my feelings.

trannosphere:

glimragender:

trannosphere:

This comparison is not said to admire suffragettes or women’s struggle; it’s said to replace and erase us. They’re not just like us, they ARE us, and they’re better at it.

Oh look, it’s the same dude who was busted for breaking into women’s houses and masturbating in their underwear. My history isn’t perfect but I don’t remember the Suffragettes doing that.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/GenderCritical/comments/7to5tr/trans_prisoner_on_hunger_strike_for_straighteners/

Oh my. What a lovely transgette

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/4390490.Cross_dressing_Burnley_and_Padiham_burglar_jailed_indefinitely/

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/27/marie-dean-trans-prisoner-male-prison-hunger-strike

In case you’ve forgotten, Trans Women Are Women. And that means, ladies, you need to own it when folx of your gender commit this kind of behaviour, and deal with it!
Women need to self-crit and think: what makes them do bizarre crimes like this? How can women as a community stop it? Why is this men’s problem to solve?

My biggest concern is that she’s in a men’s prison! What happens if I get convicted and sent to the same prison as her? I don’t want to share a cell with a disgusting pervert who breaks into people’s houses and shoves her penis in other people’s underwear!

I mean, I sometimes steal uniforms and lanyards etc. so I can disguise myself when I’m on a job, but I absolutely draw the line at underwear. That’s just not on. And I’m definitely not risking a cellmate stealing my CKs for nefarious purposes. Send her to a women’s prison where she belongs, please!

Do you honestly think that murder is acceptable?

machokerr:

stranglewankhitman:

stethony:

no.. unless its terves being murdered, but terves arent people in the first palace so it doesnt count..

What do you have against workers in the violence industry @machokerr?? I thought you were my ally TT_TT
Friendly reminder that Wet Work Is Work and if you don’t agree, you must hate us all and literally want us dead (instead of our targets)! 😥

thats a good point.. i need to step back and be a better ally and not say such  bigotted things.. unlike terves i know how to apologize and become a less problematic person.. im sorry

You’re forgiven! ❤ Though I would appreciate some form of reparations for my emotional suffering, such as a bottle of Watenshi or a few grams of nose candy. You’re still much, much nicer than the TERF/SWERF/SKERFs, you’re not like those mean old bitches who selfishly demand human rights ^_^

What are your rates and are you willing to come to Canada to do hits for clients?

I charge the standard London rate, which is £10,000 per kill (or 17,000 CAD) in used notes or into my Swiss bank account, half before and half after the job’s complete. Hits outside London Zones 1-6 will incur travel expenses, because my Oyster card only works here.

I’d love to visit Canada! ^_^ There are some SKERFs (serial-killer-exclusionary radical feminists) over there, like the Feminist Current rabble (another one for your block lists, yal’l), so I’d have to be careful not to let them hurt my feelings. And unfortunately, Canada introduced the “Nordic Model” in 2014, a peculiar legal construct that makes it perfectly legal to be a victim of murder, but illegal to be a perpetrator of murder, or to pay for hits. (See if you can work out the logic behind that one, because I certainly can’t! o_O )

But lately, your government’s been super supportive of assigned-male-at-birth, white, upper-class folx of fluid identity such as myself! They respect my right to identify as I please, which is great because quite often I have to identify as a security guard, or a taxi driver or something, you know how it works.
Plus, if something goes wrong and I get my collar felt, the Correctional Service will let me choose which prison I’d like to stay in. How thoughtful of them! UwU I’ll do some reading up on whether the men’s or women’s prisons are nicer and come to a decision.

Send me the target’s name, last known address and preferred pronouns, and I’ll see what I can do! xoxo

76genders:

stranglewankhitman:

kneelspreadbeg:

I’m not hitting you out of hatred. I’m hitting you out of love. Because you’re so beautiful and important to me that I want you to always be wearing my marks. Publicly, where everyone can see them, and know that you belong to me.

Ah, you seem like someone who might be able to help a guy out!
😊

The thing is, as a professional killer, I’ve always been very careful not to leave marks on my targets, because generally it’s considered unprofessional and a bit gauche to leave evidence of violence at a murder scene. You either get rid of the body or make it look like an accident – only cheap thugs like Dmitry kill people and leave the corpse lying around obviously a victim of grievous violence.

So, I just have to ask: when you’re battering your girlfriend, how do you manage to leave marks on her and get away without being hassled by the police, or by witnesses? Dmitry usually pays off the police or gets his family to blackmail them into leaving him alone. I’d do the same, but all of my family members disowned me shortly after I went to university and they found out I hadn’t actually stopped torturing small animals, I’d just got better at hiding their bodies under the burned remains of my father’s shed.

Thanks in advance! In exchange, I’ll offer you a 5% discount on any future hits. We violent men have to stick together! ^_^

@stranglewankhitman this response is the best thing I’ve ever read

Awww, thankx, @76genders! UwU

I’m glad you responded to me. That @kneelspreadbeg chap never replied! TT_TT

That’s the trouble with wifebeaters, you know: they always think they’re better than us serial killers. There’s actually quite a big overlap between our communities, but good luck getting them to acknowledge that!