Author: Stranglewank Hitman

Empowered, independent, high-class wet worker specialising in extreme breath play. Identity-fluid, pronouns he/him. #WetWorkIsWork

Wouldn’t it be best if you hid who you follow if you don’t want people to know you’re a troll?

I like the TERFs, SWERFs and SKERFs to know that their whole gang is being followed. I see you, SKERFs!

I’m quite good at following people and hiding the fact that I’m following them (I improvise, but usually I duck into a doorway, or I act like I’m on the phone or having a smoke), but that’s only when I’m following my targets specifically for murder. If I’m following someone for enforcement work or just to worry them a bit, I need them and all their friends to know they’re being followed.

I hope that’s educated you about how the business works! UwU And self-crit for calling me a troll, I don’t identify as one, thank-you.

The person responsible for all those assassinations is in fact stranglewankhitman

radfem-conspiracies-deactivated:

Doesn’t it seem a lil sus to you that a troll blog with the word ‘hitman’ in their url is being accused of assassinating radfems? I think it’s time to dig a little deeper into these assassination attempts… It seems like someone is trying to frame @stranglewankhitman and while I’m not one to defend trolls, I do believe in justice

Big y-i-k-e-s! O_O Thankx for speaking in my defence, radfem-conspiracies. I can confirm that I have, to date, not taken on any contracts to assassinate any r*df*ms. Oh, I’ve been approached by potential clients, but they never pay me. I charge extra for r*df*ms, because they’re all very prejudiced against sexual violence, you see. So my usual modus operandi of making the kill look like a choke-and-stroke-related mishap simply doesn’t work. The resulting “scene” (that’s kink terminology, just fyi, it’s a less problematic word for “crime scene”) looks much too suspicious!

Anyway, I don’t identify as guilty, so that should be the end of it.

discourseful:

discourseful:

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

As someone heavily involved in the “underworld scene”, I wish I could have had conversations like these with my parents.

In fact, I had exactly the conversation in F) when I was but a boy of eight. Mother said, “Gaspar, dear, the nanny tells me you tied up next door’s cat and poked it with a stick, and she’s very upset. What do you have to say for yourself?”
If only I’d felt able to say “Mother, you keep talking negatively about bondage and inflicting pain, and it hurts my feelings”! But being a mere child, without access to kink-positive resources, I lacked the words to express myself and be truly understood.

Instead I shrugged and said “I like hurting things”. And she sent me to my room, the kinkphobic SKERFy bitch.

radicalfeminismisacult:

businessfish:

aurorevallee:

radicalfeminismisacult:

Misgendering a person is the same as calling them a liar. You’re saying they’re not who they claim to be.

Calling someone a liar because you think you know their own mind better than they do is disgusting. Anyone who claims they’d be okay with constant misgendering is a liar themselves.

Repeatedly calling someone a liar and saying they’re not who they claim to be is damaging to people’s mental health.

The person doing the misgendering knows that they won’t change the other person’s mind about their gender. They get nothing out of it. It’s purely about spite.

And when you deliberately damage someone’s mental health out of spite then yes, that is violence.

lol okay, we get it pal, women are whatever men say they are and if we question it we’re dirty icky transphobia who deserve to get choked and punched

who is the cult again?

butches get called sir and thought of as male all the time they don’t get narcissistic injury every time it happens lol

Anyone who says constant misgendering doesn’t bug them is lying.

They’re lying? Yikes! But calling someone a liar because you think you know their own mind better than they do is disgusting! O_O Looks like we found another terf, stay safe everyone

machokerr:

celtyradfem:

spencer-shayy:

beachh0use:

harpsealcircus:

u ever see a good post and then you check the account and its like terf city and ur like……………fuck nevermind

cute virtue signaling

i’m awarding you 0.5 points, OP

Can I get directions to Terf City?

It sounds like a rational place to live

Tell us, OP.. the ClittyGang needs to go there and slay terves..

Wait, you mean you saw something a TERF /SWERF/SKERF said and thought it was a good post? Hmmm. Sounds a tad terfy to me.

pronounrespecter:

hello-homophobes:

rmcl1118:

terfismeaningless:

verytinyplanet:

I’ve always kind of taken issue with lesbians who are “dick-repulsed” but not asexual

It would make sense to be penis-repulsed if you were asexual, and repulsed by sex and genitals in general

But to say that you just Don’t Like Dicks, and that you won’t date anyone with a penis is kind of gross and transphobic?

To be a lesbian is to love women. If you specifically don’t date people with penises, you’re equating womanhood with having a vagina, and equating dicks to being a man. Which is just not true! There are women with penises, and men with vaginas, and so many other genders that have nothing to do with genitalia.

Cis lesbians, by loudly proclaiming your dick-repulsion, you’re alienating so many trans lesbians and trans wlw. You’re invalidating their womanhood at the same time as you are excluding them from the lesbian identity.

How are trans lesbians supposed to feel like a part of the lesbian/wlw community and worthy of love if their fellow lesbians are openly talking about how disgusted they are by certain types of genitalia?

Preferences are preferences, but you might want to evaluate yours. Or at least, don’t be so loud about them.

“don’t be so loud about [your sexuality]” wow where have i heard that before

i’m generally only attracted to butches, and am not silent about it. am i invaliding the womanhood and lesbian identity of femme lesbians (of which i am one)? lmao.

why do you think a) the validity of someone’s identity/existence is reliant on my willingness to fuck them and b) it’s our responsibility to validate them with  sex? you’re disgusting.

“How are they supposed to feel like part of the lesbian community.”

They’re not. They aren’t lesbians and have no place being in lesbian female only spaces.

Genderists becoming more bat shit crazy and telling women what they should and shouldn’t do more everyday. What great meninists you are!

more homophobia from asexuals

“evaluate your preferences” homosexuality isn’t a preference, bigot

narcoid troons are something else

“how can u have a preference against me?????? how is it even POSSIBLE?????”

Speaking as an identityfluid assigned-male at-birth who is, sadly, having something of a dry spell, I’m always looking for ways to shut down women’s invalidating arguments for excluding me from their dating pool!

How am I supposed to feel worthy of love if they say they won’t date me?
😭

I could understand if they weren’t interested in dating anybody, but sometimes they say “sorry, I’m not interested” and then later, I see them dating someone else, the lying cows!
😡 

I mean, I’m not saying that no women are interested in me ever (being a mysterious well-dressed chap with a very active lifestyle and a lucrative small business, I’m bound to get my share of ladies), but I don’t want to date them. (Tbqh it’s usually weird older ladies who sent me letters when I was on remand and I wrote back because I was bored, and they thought we were dating. Them, and Madison, the hit-non-man, because she’s also identityfluid, and I don’t want to date someone like me. I have boundaries, y’know.)

Anyway, thank-you for being a good ally to me!
😘

I, er, don’t suppose you’d like to meet up for gin and cocaine sometime…? xoxo

muzzlehim:

yesfeministsarerad:

I am so fucking sick of people telling me feminism is problematic for “only helping women”.

Newsflash: that’s what the fuck it’s for.

For marginalized people like me. I am cisgendered and male, but being racefluid, kinky AND an arsonist gets me a lot of hate. Arson is how I express myself but I get stereotyped as “dangerous” and a “fire hazard” as if I don’t know what I am doing! My kink is what I do in the privacy of my own home and its safe, sane and consensual so you have no business kinkshaming me. I can’t help that I was born racefluid. Not only am I underrepresented in feminism, I am actively attacked by feminists for things I have no control over.
Another example. @stranglewankhitman is kinky, a sex worker, identityfluid, and a killer for hire. SKERFs and SWERFs make his life miserable.
Femenism is about equality. Killers and arsonists deserve representation too.

Quite so! SKERFs are the biggest problem in the contract killing industry. I suppose we have a few teensy problems with violence from our clients and managers (though, personally, I’ve only been shot a handful of times), but that’s a product of criminalisation. If paying for hits were legalised, I’d get to work for NICE people who want me to murder somebody.

Arson isn’t inherently harmful

muzzlehim:

Sometiimes we need to let off steam and smoke by starting a fire. It’s not wrong for people to feel this way. This is why arson should be legal and kept safe. If arson is illegal, it just gets driven underground where harmful people do it to the unsuspecting.

^^^THIS, yal’l. Professionally I’m a murderer, but when I’m relaxing, fire is my kink. It has been ever since I was a boy and burned down my father’s shed and filmed myself doing it. That was the only time dear pater ever spoke to me after I went to boarding school, he shouted at me for that. Except for one other time when he shouted at me for stealing his porn collection and hoarding it in my room. Anyway, the point is, I turned out fine!

Love the blog, Caleb, especially the pictures! ^_- @tygerofaera, @machokerr, @fluffylatias, @kandycerbrus I don’t know if you’re into pyrophilia as much as I am but you might enjoy it

Hi! I tried to find you before but I couldn’t. Necroromancerdoll told me to ask you if I wanna know more about what the hell is “clittygang”. Message me if you’re okay with answering it ^^ You can call me, Celina.

copromancerr-deactivated2018082:

The ClittyGang is a group that centers around fighting for trans rights and fightingkilling TERFs. We have a skilled team of hackers and even a hitman among our ranks. Don’t fuck with us, or you’ll regret it.

Well, I’m sympathetic to the ClittyGang and always happy to take on contracts for ya’ll, but, friendly reminder that my labour is not free. £10,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account per kill, please. Though I do offer discounts on mass murders! ^_- Prices on request.