Apparently there’s a trend of cis gays gatekeeping and invalidating bi and pan people who are in m/f relationships and like…could you not? A bi woman dating a man isn’t straight. That’s not how it works. They don’t lose their queer/lgbt identity because you don’t understand how sexual orientation works.

Gatekeeping is so cruel! 😡 People are always telling me my identity is invalid and not letting me in. They say exclusionary things like “hey, you don’t work here” and “leave those cameras alone, sir” and “the guards are on their way”, and they tell me I don’t belong in their space. I’ll go wherever I like, thank-you very much, regardless of they may feel about me infiltrating the place for my own purposes. If I say I belong in someone’s place, then that’s valid!

I’m not in a m/f relationship though, or any relationship, for that matter – unfortunately a lot of ciswomen have a real prejudice against identityfluid men in my profession. But I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before I meet a nice tolerant nonplatonic datemate who supports and covers for me and doesn’t ask too many questions U3U

clittygang-gossip:

die on my dick

@copromancerr

@tygerofaera

@canola-juice

@machokerr

@fluffylatias

@kandycerbrus

@tooiconic

@confirmed-terfs

@exposingterfs

@gendertrenders

@beachh0use

@pronounrespecter

@stranglewankhitman

This is certainly one of the more imaginative death threats I’ve received. Sometimes they’re from disgruntled competitors, but usually it’s corrupt Metropolitan Police officers.

I thought all that had stopped, because the new Commissioner is a good ally despite being a cis female, and she really supports guys like me murdering unarmed targets. She even lets you off if you accidentally kill the wrong person and have to try again! ^_^;;

Although her surname is Dick, so maybe it was her who sent it after all. Cressida, is that you? How much would you like?

stranglewankhitman is the only good trans ally and we should appreciate him more 🤔🤔

☕️🍮

Awww, thanks! UwU

I really empathise with yal’l (so take that, Surrey Child and Adolescent Mental Health Services – I can feel empathy!), because my identity is also frequently challenged. Also mostly by AFABs, it has to be said: the receptionist who says “excuse me, sir, can I see your pass?”; the trophy wife who says “you’re not my husband’s usual driver”; the chambermaid who walks in before I’ve finished the hit and says “aaargh”. These microaggressions all add up, and they can really invalidate a guy. -_-;

I like to think we’re all under the same queer political umbrella! ^_^ Except of course my umbrella is sharpened and tipped with anthrax.

Notice anything different about me?

Yup, I’m wearing a pink tie today! 🎀

It’s a bit avant-garde and edgy. I decided to try something different from my usual blue and grey ties, and choose a soft pink tie instead.

I like this tie, it really queers gender. I’m breaking out of my masculine gender role by wearing different clothes to my job where I murder people for money and help cover for my violent assigned-male-at-birth friends and colleagues.

In fact, I’m still wearing my pink tie now! ^_^ So I can continue to smash gender roles while explaining them to women on the Internet and writing about myself and my career.

I honestly think there needs to be a squad of transgirls that just take down terfs everyday and make YouTube videos about it

auntiewanda:

stranglewankhitman:

auntiewanda:

radailurophiles:

appropriately-inappropriate:

otto-rocket:

Me, @elierlick and @rileyjaydennis lol

One rapist and one conversion therapist?

Great choices.

Men out here really acting like their violence is new and innovative because they word it differently

Yeah a Youtube channel recording your crimes will get you far, dude.

Speaking as a violent assigned-male-at-birth of fluid identity, I think I can bring something to the table here! When it comes to recordings, you have to be careful. My clients often want proof of the kill, but I can’t keep or circulate any evidence that the police could use to link me to it. So I usually wear a balaclava in my photos, or I just photograph the target’s body, though sometimes I’ll take their wallet, a personal item or a finger or something if the client especially requests it.

I don’t know if there’s anything specific to killing feminists though: usually I’m hired to whack arms dealers and drug lords, and those are quite male-dominated industries, so YMMV. I’m sure the principles are the same, though.

Can I just say how great it is to see other young violent AMABs who share my same entrepreneurial spirit and bloodlust? You’re going to face some prejudice for sure – many meanies, like my parents, psychiatrists and witnesses for the prosecution have been very critical of my decision to become an assassin. TT_TT But you might be onto something with attacking feminists: these days, lots of people support assaulting women and even claim it can be quite progressive and empowering, so there’s never been a better time to get into the violence industry!

Best of luck 🙂 Do have a look through my #hitbabies tag for lots more advice and support for people new to the trade! ^_^

Look at this edgelord RP blog acting like anyone asked for his opinion.

Um, I’m out here trying to support my fellow AMABs with an interest in violence? I’m just happy to meet some other AMABs who are open about their desire to attack people, I haven’t felt such a sense of community and solidarity since I was on remand.
Real feminism, i.e. not the TERF/SWERF/SKERF kind, is inclusive of us, as you would know if you read Everyday Feminism (which features @rileyjaydennis herself!). If feminism doesn’t support violent males, who is it even for?

I honestly think there needs to be a squad of transgirls that just take down terfs everyday and make YouTube videos about it

auntiewanda:

radailurophiles:

appropriately-inappropriate:

otto-rocket:

Me, @elierlick and @rileyjaydennis lol

One rapist and one conversion therapist?

Great choices.

Men out here really acting like their violence is new and innovative because they word it differently

Yeah a Youtube channel recording your crimes will get you far, dude.

Speaking as a violent assigned-male-at-birth of fluid identity, I think I can bring something to the table here! When it comes to recordings, you have to be careful. My clients often want proof of the kill, but I can’t keep or circulate any evidence that the police could use to link me to it. So I usually wear a balaclava in my photos, or I just photograph the target’s body, though sometimes I’ll take their wallet, a personal item or a finger or something if the client especially requests it.

I don’t know if there’s anything specific to killing feminists though: usually I’m hired to whack arms dealers and drug lords, and those are quite male-dominated industries, so YMMV. I’m sure the principles are the same, though.

Can I just say how great it is to see other young violent AMABs who share my same entrepreneurial spirit and bloodlust? You’re going to face some prejudice for sure – many meanies, like my parents, psychiatrists and witnesses for the prosecution have been very critical of my decision to become an assassin. TT_TT But you might be onto something with attacking feminists: these days, lots of people support assaulting women and even claim it can be quite progressive and empowering, so there’s never been a better time to get into the violence industry!

Best of luck 🙂 Do have a look through my #hitbabies tag for lots more advice and support for people new to the trade! ^_^

aresen:

s/o to lesbians who are told their identity isn’t valid or real for any reason(them being young, or never being with a woman, or haven been with a man, or told by random strangers “maybe you could be bi” for even thinking about liking a male celebrity or character and many more reasons)

you are a lesbian, and you are real and i love you!!!

btw this includes trans women!!! terfs can choke and die

It warms my heart to see death wishes and choking included in a post about positivity! For too long, we folx with a penchant for lethal violence (I actually specialise in strangulations too – small world! ^_^) have been treated with suspicion and negativity. “Gaspar views killing as such a normal part of his everyday working life that it is almost mundane to him”, they said about me 😦 That expert witness was really mean!
Anyway, I’d like to welcome you as one of us :3 I haven’t killed any feminists, usually my targets are mob debtors and drug dealers and they tend to be disproportionately male, but if I do hear of any hits on feminists, you’ll be the first to know! ^_- xoxo

It’s so good to see that there is now actual terminology out there to describe these feelings!
❤️

I remember years ago, I was in the Brutus Club at Carradine College, Oxford. That’s how I got into this industry: we each had to do an assassination as part of our initiation, so that we’d all have some dirt on each other in future. The initiation was a nice black tie dinner with lots of wine and cocaine, and then the freshers all had to do a hit together while the seniors watched and helped.

Anyway, when I was in my fourth year (MA Politics, Philosophy and Economics, if you’re interested), I was getting to be quite an old hand at the game, and was looking after some freshers on their first hit. We bumped off this elderly homeless local man: I drugged him and then passed the clawhammer round the freshies, so they could each get a few licks in and wouldn’t know which one had actually done him in.

So this one poor little chap, Hector, he was a bit nervous about the whole thing, so we all gave him some encouragement and moral support (“go on, do it, we all swore we’d do it, none of us can go back from this”) and he managed to get a good crack on the target’s skull.

Afterwards, he was having a classic “subspace”, just as Buzzfeed described! ^_^ He was pale and shaking, and he kept choking and stuttering and babbling “this can’t be happening, this isn’t really me, oh god there’s so much blood, I can’t feel my hands” over and over again. He wasn’t making any sense, and he was my responsibility as the senior!
😫

Fortunately, even though we didn’t know the word for it at the time, we gave Hector lots of “aftercare”. We shepherded him away from the “scene” (coincidentally, we called it a scene even back in those days: the police still call it a “crime scene” but we’ve reclaimed that word for our community) and we gave him lots more wine and cocaine and put him to bed in his dorm room with a bucket next to his bed. I guess it was a pretty intense scene, though I’m not sure he was taking time to come back to reality – it was more like he never left. You’ve got to have a certain detachment for this kind of work, otherwise you just don’t enjoy it.

And while Hector ended up dropping out of university and drinking himself to death at 30, the rest of us went on to have successful careers in the assassination, organised crime and financial services industries! ^_^ So I’d say, nine times out of ten, aftercare for subspace really works!

Dmitry: whats up shitman
Me: Oh, nothing much, Dmitry, I’ve only been campaigning for OUR HUMAN RIGHTS, that’s all.
Dmitry: explane???
Me: Well, while you were off drowning petty thugs in petrol station toilets, I was busy writing to our MP and the mayor, demanding full legalisation of the assassination industry.
Dmitry: full legalisation?
Me: Yes, for our clients and managers too. That’s important.
Dmitry: gr8, then screwdriver smith b free! i miss him but he say he brake ur legs
Me: Well, obviously if the industry were legal, he’d have no reason to break my legs any more.
Dmitry: he say he rly liek braking legs tho
Me: Anyway, it would make us safer and make the industry a better place to work.
Dmitry: ya and then my cusin Rezan can recrut mor kids in2 gang mor esily 2 b trainee asassins
Me: No, the point is to make the assassination industry a NICE place to work
Dmitry: it will b nicer 4 me, Rezan pay me finders fee :)))

tygerofaera:

metro-nyoomin:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Somebody ain’t making it off that train

Is that @stranglewankhitman ?????

No, that’s my queerplatonic polypartner Big Dave. Glad to see he’s got an Oyster card now, I told him to get one ages ago.
I’m much more handsome, I have to say. Unlike Dave, I still have roughly 60% of my hair – Dmitry spiked my macchiato with polonium “as a joke” and some of it fell out in clumps, the rest of it looks pretty edgy and fashion-forward so I’m keeping it.