doomguy89:

stranglewankhitman:

doomguy89:

stranglewankhitman:

doomguy89:

radfemtori:

doomguy89:

radfemtori:

doomguy89:

arduousangel:

radfemtori:

jooshbag:

yulefawn:

noelleian:

yulefawn:

so what’s a swerf

Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They don’t want sex workers to be a part of their “feminism”.

that seems……contradictory

Isn’t all exclusionary radical feminism contradictory?

I can’t wait for RFERFs

Uhhhhh

No. We oppose the sex industry. Not sex workers themselves. Lmfao. Educate yourself.

then why isn’t the acronym “sierf”

‘Cause they think people are psychic and can read into exactly what they’re talking about. Or @radfemtori is backpedaling.

@arduousangel because we didn’t create the damn acronym 😂 libfems call us swerfs for criticizing the industry and say “but omg it was their choice!!!” even though the industry is inherently harmful

So fix it. Sex and violence are two inherent parts of human nature that you’re going to be hard pressed to get rid of. Instead of hating at and trying to abolish it, which will end up with about as much success as prohibition in America, legalize and regulate it.

@arduousangel

Thanks “doom guy”. No I do not want to legalize and regulate sexual violence against women. It should be abolished. Sex and violence do not go hand in hand and that may have been one of the creepier things I’ve heard someone say on here.

“Sex and violence do not go hand in hand” is not “Sex and violence are inherent parts of human nature”. Please don’t mis-represent what I’m saying. 

Legalizing and regulating the sex industry is not “Legalizing and regulating sexual violence against women”. Hell, it would probably go a long way in ending such as now said women are part of protected class in offering a service. But that’s just a thought off the top of my head. 

Effectively, believe or see whatever you want to, but I’ll thank you not to twist my words around based upon your own disturbed world view. It’s agitating, to say the least.

Thank you for your support! ^_^ Violence is absolutely a part of human nature, and the violence industry should be regulated instead of banned.
Did you know it’s entirely legal to be a *victim* of murder, but illegal to *commit* murder and to place a hit? It drives the whole contract killing industry underground and means we have to deal with criminals (instead of NICE people who want to pay for murders)!
Plus, if it were regulated, the state could make sure we did clean, humane kills and paid tax.
Now, you might encounter a few downers like “conscripts” and “child soldiers” who escape the industry and say they didn’t choose or want to be violence workers. But they can’t really criticise it if they’re not in the business any more, so it’s okay to exclude them. Most of us really are ~happy hitmen~ 🙂
I’d like to offer you a 10% discount for being such a good ally. £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account and you can buy my services for one person! ^_-

Your sarcasm is noted.

Oh. 😥 I see. Well in that case, I rescind my offer!
Folx, I’m getting bloody tired of these part-time, exclusionary “allies” who forget that Wet Work Is Work. Pimps and traffickers are fine, but serial killers, nooooo, that’s going too far. TT_TT

I mean, that’s fairly true….one can get you off the other shuffles off the mortal coil….why am I arguing this…i need sleep.

Ohhh, right, I understand! 🙂 Don’t worry, lots of us murderers get off on our acts (or “crimes” or “human rights violations” as they’re so often and problematically called), just as much as rapists do. Personally, murder’s not a sexual thing for me (it just satisfies an urge, gives me a little adrenaline buzz and pays the bills), but I’m glad you at least support perpetrators who get off on committing violence. Sorry I doubted your allyship! ^_^; Discount reinstated xoxo

doomguy89:

stranglewankhitman:

doomguy89:

radfemtori:

doomguy89:

radfemtori:

doomguy89:

arduousangel:

radfemtori:

jooshbag:

yulefawn:

noelleian:

yulefawn:

so what’s a swerf

Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They don’t want sex workers to be a part of their “feminism”.

that seems……contradictory

Isn’t all exclusionary radical feminism contradictory?

I can’t wait for RFERFs

Uhhhhh

No. We oppose the sex industry. Not sex workers themselves. Lmfao. Educate yourself.

then why isn’t the acronym “sierf”

‘Cause they think people are psychic and can read into exactly what they’re talking about. Or @radfemtori is backpedaling.

@arduousangel because we didn’t create the damn acronym 😂 libfems call us swerfs for criticizing the industry and say “but omg it was their choice!!!” even though the industry is inherently harmful

So fix it. Sex and violence are two inherent parts of human nature that you’re going to be hard pressed to get rid of. Instead of hating at and trying to abolish it, which will end up with about as much success as prohibition in America, legalize and regulate it.

@arduousangel

Thanks “doom guy”. No I do not want to legalize and regulate sexual violence against women. It should be abolished. Sex and violence do not go hand in hand and that may have been one of the creepier things I’ve heard someone say on here.

“Sex and violence do not go hand in hand” is not “Sex and violence are inherent parts of human nature”. Please don’t mis-represent what I’m saying. 

Legalizing and regulating the sex industry is not “Legalizing and regulating sexual violence against women”. Hell, it would probably go a long way in ending such as now said women are part of protected class in offering a service. But that’s just a thought off the top of my head. 

Effectively, believe or see whatever you want to, but I’ll thank you not to twist my words around based upon your own disturbed world view. It’s agitating, to say the least.

Thank you for your support! ^_^ Violence is absolutely a part of human nature, and the violence industry should be regulated instead of banned.
Did you know it’s entirely legal to be a *victim* of murder, but illegal to *commit* murder and to place a hit? It drives the whole contract killing industry underground and means we have to deal with criminals (instead of NICE people who want to pay for murders)!
Plus, if it were regulated, the state could make sure we did clean, humane kills and paid tax.
Now, you might encounter a few downers like “conscripts” and “child soldiers” who escape the industry and say they didn’t choose or want to be violence workers. But they can’t really criticise it if they’re not in the business any more, so it’s okay to exclude them. Most of us really are ~happy hitmen~ 🙂
I’d like to offer you a 10% discount for being such a good ally. £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account and you can buy my services for one person! ^_-

Your sarcasm is noted.

Oh. :’( I see. Well in that case, I rescind my offer!
Folx, I’m getting bloody tired of these part-time, exclusionary “allies” who forget that Wet Work Is Work. Pimps and traffickers are fine, but serial killers, nooooo, that’s going too far. TT_TT

doomguy89:

radfemtori:

doomguy89:

radfemtori:

doomguy89:

arduousangel:

radfemtori:

jooshbag:

yulefawn:

noelleian:

yulefawn:

so what’s a swerf

Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They don’t want sex workers to be a part of their “feminism”.

that seems……contradictory

Isn’t all exclusionary radical feminism contradictory?

I can’t wait for RFERFs

Uhhhhh

No. We oppose the sex industry. Not sex workers themselves. Lmfao. Educate yourself.

then why isn’t the acronym “sierf”

‘Cause they think people are psychic and can read into exactly what they’re talking about. Or @radfemtori is backpedaling.

@arduousangel because we didn’t create the damn acronym 😂 libfems call us swerfs for criticizing the industry and say “but omg it was their choice!!!” even though the industry is inherently harmful

So fix it. Sex and violence are two inherent parts of human nature that you’re going to be hard pressed to get rid of. Instead of hating at and trying to abolish it, which will end up with about as much success as prohibition in America, legalize and regulate it.

@arduousangel

Thanks “doom guy”. No I do not want to legalize and regulate sexual violence against women. It should be abolished. Sex and violence do not go hand in hand and that may have been one of the creepier things I’ve heard someone say on here.

“Sex and violence do not go hand in hand” is not “Sex and violence are inherent parts of human nature”. Please don’t mis-represent what I’m saying. 

Legalizing and regulating the sex industry is not “Legalizing and regulating sexual violence against women”. Hell, it would probably go a long way in ending such as now said women are part of protected class in offering a service. But that’s just a thought off the top of my head. 

Effectively, believe or see whatever you want to, but I’ll thank you not to twist my words around based upon your own disturbed world view. It’s agitating, to say the least.

Thank you for your support! ^_^ Violence is absolutely a part of human nature, and the violence industry should be regulated instead of banned.
Did you know it’s entirely legal to be a *victim* of murder, but illegal to *commit* murder and to place a hit? It drives the whole contract killing industry underground and means we have to deal with criminals (instead of NICE people who want to pay for murders)!
Plus, if it were regulated, the state could make sure we did clean, humane kills and paid tax.
Now, you might encounter a few downers like “conscripts” and “child soldiers” who escape the industry and say they didn’t choose or want to be violence workers. But they can’t really criticise it if they’re not in the business any more, so it’s okay to exclude them. Most of us really are ~happy hitmen~ 🙂
I’d like to offer you a 10% discount for being such a good ally. £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account and you can buy my services for one person! ^_-

callmearcturus:

fuck every TERF-adjacent exclusionary fuckwit who tries that “q-slur” shit with people

i’ve been on this hellsite for years and you will never fucking convince me that this is not just backlash against an inclusive word that makes it harder for these hatemongering children to stir up shit for people they don’t like

when you don’t have access to the exact vector of someone’s identity, it becomes harder to accuse them of being transphobic or lesbophobic or monosexual or a fake gay, or whatever your fucking trumped up crusade is

not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you

As a hitman, I’m always supportive of terms that help to obscure my identity and that get me into a group or a space. And “queer” does both! Whether it’s a slur or not is immaterial – it may or may not have been used against some LGBT people occasionally in the very distant past, but I don’t see what the problem is. If anything, I’m helping to *rehabilitate* the word so it refers to nice, identity-fluid heterosexuals like me. (Besides, they call each other that word.)

And I love that slogan: “Not gay, but queer”! I’ll say it proudly. ^_^ That way, I can show I’m a cool, modern sort of chap, but still reassure the ladies that I’m NOT GAY.

God, I’m such a progressive guy. They should call me the Stranglewank Lit-man.

machokerr:

stranglewankhitman:

machokerr:

machokerr:

why haven’t the cis all been killed yet??

TERF/SWERF/SWEF/TWEF/TWERF/SERF/cisbian/radfem DO NOT INTERACT

stupid   TERFcisbian bitch blocked me and keeps interacting.. @stranglewankhitman how much does a hit cost??

I charge the standard London rates: £10,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account. I may have to charge a teensy bit extra if the target is a cis lesbi*n – they don’t tend to be as openly into sexual violence as other gender preferences and identities, and so my usual modus operandi of making it look like a BDSM sex game gone wrong would arouse suspicion. Call it £12k?

What?? can’t you just say she’s still in character if she screams?? Fine, I guess I’ll have to shoplift for the money then border cross until the cops get tired of waiting to persecute and give up.. then i’ll wait a bit before illegally immigrating back in

Of course I can’t, you silly fucknoodles, I have to get out before anyone discovers the body. I can’t be hanging around to talk to the police or appear in court or do any emotional labour like that. That’s not how this works (and it’s not my job to educate you about it!). Generally I ambush the target and choke them and/or drug them, and then leave some cheap Soho paraphernalia lying around and arrange the corpse so his/her/xar necktie’s tight up on the throat and the hand’s down the chinos. And then I take my leave. But, as I said, radfems aren’t known for enjoying dangerous abusive sex games, so I’d have to try something else.
Good luck with the shoplifting! ^_^ If you need a place to lay low, my Yakuza chum Guro has recently bought some empty studio flats in Tottenham (the London property market’s great for money laundering). Tell him you’re a friend of Gaspar (that’s me) and I’m sure he’ll let you crash there for a bit! Or just shoplift enough that you can pay off the police too.

puchimas-against-aphobes:

stop reblogging from goblinc//ourse they literally said that attraction is based on biological sex which is literal fucking TERF rhetoric (not saying that goblinc//ourse is a TERF just that they’re using the rhetoric). They also said that non binary people could be straight because straightness is about “attraction to a gender other than your own”

What a monstrous thing to say! TT_TT
Personally, I’m identityfluid and attracted to most genders. Granted, I don’t immediately *know* someone’s gender identity when I first meet them (and I fear it’d be rude to ask), but luckily, finding out about people and getting past security measures is my forte! I just clone their phone to get their details, or I sneak into their home and rifle through their personal affairs until I find out what their pronouns are. And THEN I decide if I’m attracted to him/her/them. ^_^
(It might sound a little inappropriate of me to violate these folx’s boundaries. But don’t worry, they’re always assigned-female-at-birth, so it’s okay! :))) )

machokerr:

machokerr:

why haven’t the cis all been killed yet??

TERF/SWERF/SWEF/TWEF/TWERF/SERF/cisbian/radfem DO NOT INTERACT

stupid   TERFcisbian bitch blocked me and keeps interacting.. @stranglewankhitman how much does a hit cost??

I charge the standard London rates: £10,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account. I may have to charge a teensy bit extra if the target is a cis lesbi*n – they don’t tend to be as openly into sexual violence as other gender preferences and identities, and so my usual modus operandi of making it look like a BDSM sex game gone wrong would arouse suspicion. Call it £12k?

Merry Christmas, everybody! At this time of year, spare a thought for our poor clients who are in prison for paying for hits. Thanks to our bigoted, puritanical legal system, they’ll be having porridge for Christmas dinner. :’(
Speaking as a typical “happy hitman” and representative of the entire murder industry, isn’t it time to show our clients some compassion and decriminalise them?
Our clients are lovely people and hardly ever assault us or try to silence us after the job’s done. And anyway, that’s a problem caused by criminalisation! Not that it *is* a major problem, because it isn’t, but if you criminalise hiring hitmen, ONLY CRIMINALS WILL HIRE US.
In the meantime, you can do your bit as an ally by sending a nice Christmas card to an incarcerated murder customer! ^_^ I’m going to write one for my former client “Screwdriver” Smith, HMP Belmarsh. He’ll be so happy to hear from me! I’ll update him about his pig farm, I’m taking good care of them all. :3 They were so hungry!

machokerr:

stranglewankhitman:

So recently I found out that the feminist movement has been primarily focused on assigned-female-at-births when it comes to reproductive justice and rights over pregnancy. Which is great and all, but I don’t really see how it helps me? As an identity-fluid assigned-male-at-birth, I have compiled a short list to make changes in the reproductive justice movement to centre me. Hopefully, with more education and by shifting the focus off women and onto us identity-fluid men, these pro-choicers can be real feminists and do something to help us for once!

Hopefully, by educating and applying these tips to reproductive justice, we can open up many more possibilities to men in our industry.

1. Affordable and Free Sperm Banking Options

My doctor (bwim my GP, not Mr Stone, the disgraced surgeon who fixes my bullet wounds no questions asked) told me that my “chronic cocaine and alcohol abuse” (his words, not mine) would lead to a low sperm count. If I’d been told this earlier, back when I was at university, I would have had my sperm frozen before I chose to take drugs!

And no, I’m not going to quit anytime soon, it’s an essential part of my identity. At university (Carradine College, Oxford), I had to take coke as part of my  initiation into the Brutus Club, where I made a lot of my connections for my future career as an assassin. And now I’m just an occasional user, it’s not like I keep a diary or anything.

I’d like to see that same passion and dedication that feminists show to women and girls who’ve been impregnated or sterilised, to providing me with reproductive options.

2. Protecting Hitmen from Violence

This seems like an obvious one, but we can’t reproduce if we’re murdered. We face an incredibly high risk of violence in our careers – rarely a day goes by without hearing of a fellow assassin ending up shot in the back of the head through a burlap sack and dumped on top of a freight train going to Inverness. And personally, I’ve been shot at and threatened with violence on quite a few occasions.

And who’s to blame for this? Women! So sort it out, feminists!

3. Making Sure You’re on the Pill

I might get a woman to have kids for me one day – perhaps when I’m too old for this game, I could teach them the trade – but not right now. It’s a big concern in my line of work, because sometimes I have to seduce women to convince them to let me into my target’s space, or to alibi me. I always carry condoms (if I have to make a speedy getaway into the Thames, I have to keep my coke supply dry), but I want to be really careful, and I don’t want to have to go through pregnancy and childbirth right now, so please, take your Pills!

4. Cleaning Up Bodily Fluids

Semen’s not the only fluid that contains genetic material. We can be identified by blood, sweat, saliva, all sorts. So if you happen to walk in on a hit taking place, you can be an ally by first, keeping quiet, and secondly, help to “clean the scene”. Women are naturally good at cleaning, so that’s a great way you can bring your feminine skills and qualities to your activism.

I hope all that has helped to educate you, and that you will focus on us in future, instead of uneducatedly and ignorantly focusing on women! ^_^

This is so much better than that trashy everydayfeminism article that pretended to be about centering trans women but was actually a huge biologically essentialist cispatriarchal transmisogynistic joke meant to put trans women in despair and provoke them into suicide.. everydayfeminism is just a TERF..

one thing i do have to point out is that it’s not all women who are doing this, just cis bitches and some men (tbros)

an alternative to getting cis bitches and tbros on the pill would be lobby against child support laws that tie innocent CAMABs down to needy bitches and tbros going through perpetual men*pause and being total hysterical fucking bitches about it

Oh, absolutely it’s not all women – sometimes I identify as a woman myself, depending on whose security passes and codes I’ve “borrowed” to get into a target’s safe space. But it IS mostly assigned-female-at-births who try to make feminism all about them.
You make a super valid point about family courts! Back in his KGB days, my colleague Dmitry married and had two children with a civilian assigned-female-at-birth under his cover identity, and once the job was done, he had to *fake his own death* to make a clean break, get back to HQ and start the next job! It was a lot of work for him! Though, when have radfems ever cared about how pregnancy and childbirth affect your career? -_-;