Author: Stranglewank Hitman

Empowered, independent, high-class wet worker specialising in extreme breath play. Identity-fluid, pronouns he/him. #WetWorkIsWork

transmedicalismkills:

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percycourse:

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trans women aren’t born with dysphoria, people like you give it to them.

Uhh body dysphoria is biological. It’s not caused by people not seeing you as your true gender. It’s your gender and sex not matching up. I was born with the fate of having dysphoria. No amount of people calling me by the right pronouns and name will fix the body dysphoria.

Gender and sex are the synonyms. “Biological sex” is a construction of patriarchy. Body disphoria is learned as much as any other dysphoria, and still comes from society at large and the way that society views transgender bodies.

Not that your transmed opinion needs to be refuted, because it’s a fucking stupid liberal opinion that comes from you having no ability to think beyond the fucking stupidest of identity politics.

Why is it always the trans men who say dumbass shit?

I feel y’a -_- I’m sorry to say it IS mostly the assigned-female-at-births who are the problem. I do wish they would just pipe down and listen to the rest of us, and learn to be more supportive!

tygerofaera:

spookywhalesharkphysicist:

kardcaptor-sakura:

politicalpianoprincess:

machokerr:

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tygerofaera:

spookywhalesharkphysicist:

tygerofaera:

spookywhalesharkphysicist:

>Please refer to this post:

https://tygerofaera.tumblr.com/post/168799682693/terf-list

Supposedly a callout post against “TERFs.” I went through each blog mentioned in this post, and most are straight up either anti-terf or trans.

So congratulations, @tygerofaera. You called trans men and women the very people that hate trans men and women. Such a nice thing.

Of all the blogs mentioned in that post, only one was a radfem who was gender critical. I won’t mention them here. So good job, I guess? You got one while calling anti-terfs and trans people TERFs?

And by the way, thanks for ignoring my inquiry. If you’re going to accuse me of being a TERF, you better fucking back it up.

(If my memory is correct, they also claim to be trans. So if me disagreeing with them on whatever is what makes me a TERF, then they’re just delusional.)

Trans TERFs exist, silly.

If that’s the case, then explain to me how I’m a TERF. I’ll wait.

@spookywhalesharkphysicist i’ll tell you why they’re all terves.. youre a terf because you’re criticizing a trans woman.. TERF

@ireallylikedoom makes gassing people jokes like a nazi, which terves pretty much are, says kek you know who else says kek?? @larpsandtherealgirl, a known terf.. was also mean to @fluffylatias and also me at some point probably and has “my dudes” in their description, effectibely misgendering whoever reads it.. TERF

@traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs is into trainsgirls, which culturally appropriated transgirls.. he’s also buddy buddy with a lot of terves.. TERF

@thecybersmith hates trans people.. TERF

@myriaddiscourse criticized @fluffylatias for shoplifting for makeup.. only a TERF would try to prevent a trans girl from being trans.. TERF

@azuremessenger “lesbian” also uses a picture of a CAFAB.. TERF

@luxtempestas used te word “female”.. TERF

@botany-and-books there only post has a picture and in the picture is a yellow sticky note and the picture on it looks kind of like a vagin*.. TERF

@undecisivepolitics obnoxious layout.. TERF

@antisjwaction is racist against Hawaii.. you know some trans people live there right?? TERF

@wtf-fishbones reblogs from known TERF @tooiconic.. TERF

@falsedemigod oppressed my clitty and then blocked me.. TERF

@the-new-england-conservative anti-BDSM.. TERF

@waluigi-hates-sjws uses literal TERF rhetoric.. TERF

@politicalpianoprincess oppressed my clitty.. TERF

@targuzzler is cis.. TERF

@scottish-egalitarian thinks trans women and enbies can’t be lesbians.. TERF

@sapphicuserboxes has some yonic lesbian boxes.. TERF

@stebens “he/him” is either a tbro or cis.. TERF

@wodneswynn has the anarcho-terfism flag for a header.. TERF

@eve if it looks like a tbro.. TERF

Saying that some people don’t want to have sex with you and that’s okay, isn’t transphobic, and I’ve literally argued with terfs, such as radfemtori, bitterbadfemharpy, and others. Nice try.

giving them a platform is TERFy

Ice told them they are wrong, and look at my bio again.

i would but i can only take so much TERFdom in 1 day

Ok then, my bio says that I’m against terfs. There. That wasn’t so hard to read.

then why are you bulllying me, a trans woman??

This isn’t bullying. You @’d me, and I’m responding. If someone talking to you is what you think is bullying, then sweerheart, I have a feeling you’re gonna hate the world.
I also didn’t know you were trans, but that’s irrelevant because it doesn’t matter. I’m not above you, and you are not above me. We are equals, even if we don’t like each other or agree on things.

you’re using your cis CAFAB priviledge on me!!

I’m what? Did you even read my response? We are equals!

@spookywhalesharkphysicist @tygerofaera is a radfem pedophile troll. She looks at softcore child porn on a Russian imgsrc clone.

So I should report her, too.

Thanks.

That’s an awful lot of labour to demand from a pers*n, isn’t it? Nice of @tygerofaera to do it for you, but I don’t get out of bed for at least £500 per day (or three grams of coke, or two bottles of Watenshi).
When folx of a self-declared identity assert something to be true, do you realise what you’re implying by doubting us or demanding evidence for our claims? Think about it.
God, it reminds me of being cross-examined in the High Court again. I’m just very fortunate that my old manager took the time to visit the jurors at home and convince them of my innocence. #allies

#FreeTheNipple

Broadening my professional portfolio from strangulations into shootings isn’t easy, ya’ll’. I’m not a bad shot, but I need all the help I can get. Generally I favour the “double tap, head shot” technique that Madison, the CIA agent and hit-non-man, showed me. (I still don’t want to date her, but she’s not *completely* useless!)
So I was very happy to hear about the Free The Nipple campaign! It’s much easier for me to sight the target’s chest if they’re not wearing clothes. Usually, my targets are assigned-male-at-births, but this encourages AMABs to get their shirts (and bulletproof vests ^_- ) off too!
It’s always nice to find a feminist campaign that centres my needs. Feminism is meant to be about equality, and if it doesn’t help men like me, who is it even for?

Allies, respect my identity AT ALL TIMES

A great way to be an ally to me is by RESPECTING MY FLUID IDENTITY, and if you make a mistake, don’t make a big deal of apologising. I’ll give you a prime example that happened just this week:
So I was on my way to assassinate a foreign dignitary who would be arriving at Heathrow, when whom should I bump into but my former manager, Sid “The Snake”?
Unfortunately, Sid appears to have absorbed hateful radfem rhetoric, because upon noticing me, he threw his arms out wide and bellowed, “GASPAR MILLIGAN, AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! HOW’S FREELANCING TREATING YOU? I BET YOU’VE GOT SO MANY MURDER CONTRACTS, GOT NO TIME FER OL’ SID NOW, EH??”
Well, obviously (to everyone except Sid) I didn’t IDENTIFY as Gaspar Milligan at the time! I was even wearing a name badge (and a cap and a hi-vis jacket), so he had no excuse for mis-identifying me! I was literally shaking and really upset. I said, “Sid, you stupid shitwaffle, I’m identifying as ground crew, and I demand you respect my identity this instant!”
And then when he tried to apologise, he only made things worse! O___O
“Ohhh, gotcha, I didn’t realise you were on a job. Didn’t fancy being a pilot, then? More conspicuous, I suppose. I’m off to Marbella myself, have a nice bit of winter sun.”
“Can you stop talking to me, please? You’re not helping.”
“Right, Gaz, I’ll bring you back one of them stuffed donkeys, great place to stash yer charlie.”
I was so scared and upset by his behaviour! He very nearly blew the entire thing! TT_TT I can’t believe my old boss is a SKERF.
Anyway, you get the idea: either don’t interact with me IRL at all, or treat me as my chosen identity (who does not know you!) This isn’t hard, folx!

4 Ways to Centre Hitmen in Reproductive Justice

So recently I found out that the feminist movement has been primarily focused on assigned-female-at-births when it comes to reproductive justice and rights over pregnancy. Which is great and all, but I don’t really see how it helps me? As an identity-fluid assigned-male-at-birth, I have compiled a short list to make changes in the reproductive justice movement to centre me. Hopefully, with more education and by shifting the focus off women and onto us identity-fluid men, these pro-choicers can be real feminists and do something to help us for once!

Hopefully, by educating and applying these tips to reproductive justice, we can open up many more possibilities to men in our industry.

1. Affordable and Free Sperm Banking Options

My doctor (bwim my GP, not Mr Stone, the disgraced surgeon who fixes my bullet wounds no questions asked) told me that my “chronic cocaine and alcohol abuse” (his words, not mine) would lead to a low sperm count. If I’d been told this earlier, back when I was at university, I would have had my sperm frozen before I chose to take drugs!

And no, I’m not going to quit anytime soon, it’s an essential part of my identity. At university (Carradine College, Oxford), I had to take coke as part of my  initiation into the Brutus Club, where I made a lot of my connections for my future career as an assassin. And now I’m just an occasional user, it’s not like I keep a diary or anything.

I’d like to see that same passion and dedication that feminists show to women and girls who’ve been impregnated or sterilised, to providing me with reproductive options.

2. Protecting Hitmen from Violence

This seems like an obvious one, but we can’t reproduce if we’re murdered. We face an incredibly high risk of violence in our careers – rarely a day goes by without hearing of a fellow assassin ending up shot in the back of the head through a burlap sack and dumped on top of a freight train going to Inverness. And personally, I’ve been shot at and threatened with violence on quite a few occasions.

And who’s to blame for this? Women! So sort it out, feminists!

3. Making Sure You’re on the Pill

I might get a woman to have kids for me one day – perhaps when I’m too old for this game, I could teach them the trade – but not right now. It’s a big concern in my line of work, because sometimes I have to seduce women to convince them to let me into my target’s space, or to alibi me. I always carry condoms (if I have to make a speedy getaway into the Thames, I have to keep my coke supply dry), but I want to be really careful, and I don’t want to have to go through pregnancy and childbirth right now, so please, take your Pills!

4. Cleaning Up Bodily Fluids

Semen’s not the only fluid that contains genetic material. We can be identified by blood, sweat, saliva, all sorts. So if you happen to walk in on a hit taking place, you can be an ally by first, keeping quiet, and secondly, help to “clean the scene”. Women are naturally good at cleaning, so that’s a great way you can bring your feminine skills and qualities to your activism.

I hope all that has helped to educate you, and that you will focus on us in future, instead of uneducatedly and ignorantly focusing on women! ^_^

Take it as a compliment

Fake, outdated, crabby old second-wave feminists often say “male violence is never a compliment”. But think about it this way: I never kill anyone without a contract. So if I’m committing acts of violence against someone, it means that somebody else was thinking of him/her/xir, and went to the trouble to call me up and hire me to deal with them! Isn’t that nice? ^_^

It’s all about having the right perspective on things. Anything can be tolerable and really rather nice and progressive if you take the time to think about it properly, make sure that assigned-male-at-births and people of violence (such as my good self) are centred in your activism, and use enough gin and cocaine to make everything a comforting sort of white noise.

Violin fetishists

So I’ve been trying to diversify my CV a bit, in case the whole “strangler” thing doesn’t work out – there’s only so long this cultural acceptance of choking can last, violent men have only been tolerated and supported for a relatively short time (written records only go back so far, you know). I thought I’d turn my hand to a classic shooting! The target this time was an arms dealer with a taste for German opera, so I thought I’d off him at a performance when he wouldn’t be guarded. Plus it gave me an excuse to dress up and visit Covent Garden! ^_^
Sadly, bigotry and prejudice against violent men reared its ugly head once again. I arrived at the venue having incapacitated the second violinist and stashed my suppressed SMG in his/her/zar case, and the security lady must’ve noticed I wasn’t with the orchestra and said “Could I take a look in your case, sir?”
Well, I was FURIOUS! How dare this nasty cunt question what’s in my case and my right to be there? So I replied, as calmly as I could, “Actually, it shouldn’t matter what’s in my violin case. I’ve told you I’m a violinist, and by doubting my identity, you are reducing us to our equipment. You are a nasty violin fetishist, and on the wrong side of history.”
That shut her up! ^_^ Apparently the daft bitch was checking for contraband and weapons, so I don’t see the problem: sure, guns CAN be used as weapons, but they’re also used in target shooting! They’re sports equipment, and just as valid as a musical instrument.
But yah, I iced that motherfucker, made ten grand and got to see the first act of Die Fledermaus free of charge, so overall I feel quite positive about the experience

Gender neutral toilets

I hereby demand all spaces everywhere to be gender-neutral, ESPECIALLY toilets. I don’t want any of this “third neutral option” bullshit compromise, I want to be let into women’s toilets.
I’ve had a complete arsebiscuit of a day. I was hired to assassinate a Mafia boss while he was having a business meeting – “send a message”, the client said, apparently he/she/xem hasn’t heard of Instagram. It wasn’t going to be easy because the client specified that I shoot him, and his goons were frisking everybody for weapons. No problem, thought I, I’ll just toss my .22 inside through the lavatory window round the back, go inside, excuse myself and collect it again.
Unfortunately, Big Dave had dropped the ball on casing the joint, and I found myself having to retrieve my trusty pistol from the WOMEN’S washroom. It’s these arbitrary divisions, which were openly created to restrict male violence, that ruin my career. No sooner had I collected my weapon than some whiny shrill bitch started yelling “aargh there’s a man in here waving a gun around”. Like, don’t flatter yourself, lady, you’re not interesting enough to have a contract on you. Couldn’t she tell I wasn’t there to hurt her? God, women are so judgemental. And rude!
Anyway, I did the job, but that’s another restaurant I can never visit again. Next time I will suggest meeting in a more tolerant venue, such as a male-only golf course or social club.

tooiconic:

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The fact that 15 or so years ago, if I wanted to find BDSM type porn where women are getting beat, slapped, choked, etc, I actually had to put forth a modicum of effort to find it.. not a lot, but at least a modicum, whereas now you can’t escape it, & you accidentally stumble upon it ALL the time, is highly upsetting.

The fact that MOST straight males on tumblr seem to reblog a lot of abuse type porn, and it’s increasingly the “norm” on popular mainstream porn sites is highly upsetting.

If you’re a woman attracted to men, it seems like meeting a man who doesn’t have a desire to cause you some sort of pain or degradation during sex is almost nonexistent.

There’s something seriously wrong with men.

Yes let’s stereotype all men as only liking one type of sex. That’s not….. weird and disingenuous at all.

As a woman who is attracted to men, I can tell you that men completely vary in terms of their sexual interests. I’m more into it than most men I know (plenty of lesbians, bisexuals and gay men love BDSM too). Also what about the women who desire this? Would you like to tell me what’s wrong with us? Because there are LOTS of us. A lot of BDSM blogs are actually run by women (lol).

Also, to avoid these images on Tumblr is pretty easy. Only a few tags have these images. Safe search and blacklisting tags is a very easy fix too.

I *love* BDSM, and it’s nothing to do with any desire to cause pain or degradation to women during sex! (Tbqh, my thing is pyrophilia, when I’m with a woman I’m not particularly interested in interacting with her at all, I just light a candle and watch the flames the entire time and she just thinks I’m being romantic. but that’s another story.)

Anyway, when I first started out in the contract killing industry, it was difficult. Traditionally we strangle our targets and make it look like they’d died during a “solo gentlemanly misadventure”. Back in the ‘90s and early ‘00s, their surviving colleagues and families would say, “I won’t believe he was a stranglewanker, he must have been murdered!”, and we had to be very careful to cover our tracks and remove evidence. 😥

But now when we bump someone off, their families say “Well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into dangerous choke porn”. Most of the time,  they don’t even call the police! ^_^

The whole pro-kink umbrella of bondage, domestic abuse, sadism, murder, etc. has made my job so much easier. So thank-you for your support, and for centring us violent men in your activism. ❤ Have a 10% discount on me – just £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account instead of the usual ten grand. Just let me know the target and we’ll work something out! ^_^