Author: Stranglewank Hitman

Empowered, independent, high-class wet worker specialising in extreme breath play. Identity-fluid, pronouns he/him. #WetWorkIsWork

DO. NOT. BE. ASHAMED. OF. YOUR.FETISH.

yourenotafeminist:

As long as everyone is willing and happy don’t be ashamed.

If you like bdsm that’s okay!
If you like furries that’s okay!
If you like fictional girls that’s okay!

Your kinks are your kinks and that’s okay! Everyone is different and we shouldn’t be ashamed! And don’t feel ashamed! It’s dumb to be ashamed of your fetishes. Fetishes as long as they aren’t hurting anyone are a-ok!

This is really validating and lovely to see!
Though I feel I should add that, actually, even hurting people is okay! As the OP says, if you like BDSM, which often includes pain play (and breath play like my work), then that’s okay.

For most of my life, I was shamed for my extreme BDSM breath play sex work by the police and the judiciary, so it makes me happy to see acceptance. Fortunately I was never convicted, I was working for an agency at the time and my manager Sid “The Snake” visited all the members of the jury at home and convinced them of my innocence.

Thank-you for your allyship!!  ^_^

And another thing

Excluding someone from your dating pool just because he/she/they has a history of murdering people is essentialist and prejudiced, because it’s usually based on the assumption that he/she/xie is going to murder YOU next. As if that’s the MOST important thing in the relationship and it just HAS to revolve around his/her/zar murder history.

Challenge your assumptions, folx! It’s really not that important. Personally, I only commit contract killings, so I’d never bring my work home with me (unless a client put a hit on my date of course, but that’s never happened in my whole career).

Why not try dating a murder worker? You might be surprised to find it’s not the dealbreaker you thought it was! Remember, we’re attracted to hearts, not parts! ❤ (Taking parts isn’t my usual MO, but on the rare occasion I do a dismemberment, I always dispose of any parts cleanly and responsibly, so you won’t even see the parts!)

yes I’m still going on about dating preferences because it’s the main way I’m oppressed and I’m cross about it okay

You know, if SKERFs would give me a chance and date me, I think they’d find my fluid identity is a plus. I’m a sexy man of mystery! ^_-
Besides, they’re always saying they love a man in uniform, and I’m always beating random uniformed staff into unconsciousness, borrowing their clothes and documents and identifying as them.

And if you say “that doesn’t count, no matter what clothes you wear and what name you use, I don’t see you as John Smith, security guard, I still see you as Gaspar Milligan, stranglewank hitman, and I don’t want to date a murderer”, then YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

That is invalidating my identity. It is essentialist, it is problematic and it is exclusionary. And it’s insulting my disguise skills – I had everyone else in the building convinced long enough for me to murder their boss and escape, so why can’t YOU see me as my preferred identity? PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON HITMEN END UP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES, FEET ENCASED IN CONCRETE. It’s all your fault and you should feel bad.
Feminism will include men, regardless of murder history, or it will be bullshit.

Anyway if any REAL feminists (ie not SKERFy bitch cunt whore (I’m allowed to say that word because I’m a sex worker) scum) out there want to date me, just use the Ask box or leave a coded message in the Evening Standard letters page
😘

Clarification: WHY your dating preferences are discriminatory

Okay so I got a lot of complaints from SKERFs about my post “your dating preferences are discriminatory”. Well, really just one complaint – “if women don’t want to date a serial killer that’s their choice and you should respect that, blah blah blah mner ner ner (bitchy whiny PMS-ing SKERF voice)” – and I’d like to address it.
The point is, it’s erasing and invalidating my identity. I don’t identify as a hitman, when I’m on a job I identify myself as a security guard, a janitor, an admin assistant or whatever else I’m disguised as at the time. You don’t TELL the target you’re there to murder them, this is really basic (and I shouldn’t have to educate you about it!).
When fake feminists say they don’t want to date a serial killer, they’re saying they see me as a serial killer and not as whatever I say I am. And that’s terrible and they should feel bad!

Stills from a sex education video I did in association with Everyday Feminism, and Cain and Abel Hunting Supplies. Advice for newbies in the extreme breath play BDSM industry!

I don’t think I missed out anything important. Is there anything would-be assassins need to know about staying safe and not getting themselves seriously injured?

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Your dating preferences are discriminatory

This whole thing with Ruth has given me some perspective on how discriminatory and bigoted a lot of assigned-female-at-births can be about their dating preferences.
Did you know on Internet dating sites, AFABs’ number one fear is that their date will turn out to be a serial killer? As if that’s a bad thing!
Where on earth did this idea that women can “set boundaries” and “have preferences” come from? It makes me feel sad and excluded, and that is oppression!

If there are any women in the London area who are real feminists and understand that real feminism must be inclusive of everyone, including homicidal men, please do say hello ^_-

Not dead ^_^

Good news, I didn’t get murdered on the last job!
Bad news, I don’t have anything to guilt-trip Ruth about until she admits she was wrong and a problematic SKERFy bitch and takes me back.

I think I’ll ask Dmitry how he successfully identified as dead to avoid the Child Support Agency. That should do the trick.

First day back at work. I’m going to assassinate a Mafia boss today. If any of his men attack me, it will be nasty exclusionary radical feminists like Ruth who are to blame. I hope she can live with the guilt! I almost hope I DO get murdered by the mob, just so I can see her reaction when she realises it was all her fault.
wait, nevermind, that won’t work. And if I die, I won’t be able to finish this bag of coke either. Fuck. Well anyway, I’m very angry with her and her bigotry, her sort of feminism is what’s making gang enforcers violent and dangerous.

GCHQ girlfriend was a closet SKERF this whole time

Ruth: you okay hun? Some of our operatives noticed a lot of empty gin bottles on the ground outside your flat
Me: Ruth, you are drinkshaming me right now and that is literal violence
Me: Please self-crit for drinkshaming
Ruth: What? I’m not going to apologise for caring about you. Are you coping alright since Hugh Hefner died? You’re not drinking too much?
Me: fyi I do not identify as an alcoholic and you cannot tell me my own identity
Me: self-crit for that too
Me: are you self-critting
Me: you’d better be self-critting right now
Ruth: You haven’t left your flat in days, please talk to me
Me: Maybe if you brought me some more cocaine that would go some way towards make up for your appalling violent behaviour
Ruth: No, I’m not enabling you. Is it the job? I’m sure it can be stressful.
Me: HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY PROFESSION YOU VILE NASTY MURDERPHOBE
Me: I KNOW YOU DIDN’T SELF-CRIT EITHER, YOU LYING ASSIGNED-FEMALE-AT-BIRTH SKERF BITCH CUNT
Ruth: I give up, I can’t deal with you when you’re like this. If you ever decide to behave like a decent human being in this relationship, you know how to contact me.
Me: HEY
Me: COME BACK HERE, BITCH
Me: I’M NOT DONE TELLING YOU YOU’RE WRONG
Me: and she calls herself a feminist, when she does this exclusionary bullshit. Lena Dunham would be ashamed.
Me: guess I’m single now