can we please stop letting 16 year old straights have tumblr like i’m begging
your bones are mine now
considering she believes saying she’s a male makes her a male, i wouldn’t be surprise if she quite literally thinks my bones are in her physical possession now
What are you going to do with those bones OP? 🤔These are the real questions
op confirmed grave robber block and stay safe
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Y’all are so unfunny it’s embarrassing
Following for bone removal tips. Those are always the most difficult part to get rid of! 😩
Speaking as someone who works in an underground industry that some mean
old fake feminists call “violent” or “exploitative”, I really appreciate it. They don’t like hitmen either, they’re too busy wittering on about the “survivors” who aren’t in the industry any more (so they can hardly judge, can they?) and the ~90% of the industry who want to “escape the gangs as their first priority” and they completely exclude us consenting, high class workers. Yes, we might be the wealthiest 1% of the industry, but that makes us an excluded minority!
These
SWERFs claim that most of the violence we face comes from our clients
and managers, but what they don’t realise is that, if they didn’t listen to feminists, these gangsters,
crime lords and traffickers wouldn’t be so mean to us. I think the fact
that these nice, misunderstood men want to pay for violence rather than just do it for free actually says a lot about
their humanity.
Far too many of my former customers and managers are in prison for “violence against the person”, and it’s those feminists’ fault for criminalising GBH and murder. If our work and our clients were decriminalised, we could do nice, clean kills, without having to worry about hiding the body. Wealthy men could relieve their violent urges in a healthy way by paying one of us wet workers for the violence they crave, instead of assaulting people indiscriminately, or, say, not assaulting anybody.
Personally, I love what I do, and I think I’m quite representative of the whole industry. If most of the industry really is all these so-called “trafficked children” and “survival prostitution victims”, how come we never see them doing a vlog series?
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They could really do with being pulled up on their language! I don’t want to police their behaviour, and of course, the customer is always right, but the words are just a little problematic!
Speaking as someone who works in an underground industry that some mean
old fake feminists call “violent” or “exploitative”, I really appreciate it. They don’t like hitmen either, they’re too busy wittering on about the “survivors” who aren’t in the industry any more (so they can hardly judge, can they?) and the ~90% of the industry who want to “escape the gangs as their first priority” and they completely exclude us consenting, high class workers. Yes, we might be the wealthiest 1% of the industry, but that makes us an excluded minority!
These
SWERFs claim that most of the violence we face comes from our clients
and managers, but what they don’t realise is that, if they didn’t listen to feminists, these gangsters,
crime lords and traffickers wouldn’t be so mean to us. I think the fact
that these nice, misunderstood men want to pay for violence rather than just do it for free actually says a lot about
their humanity.
Far too many of my former customers and managers are in prison for “violence against the person”, and it’s those feminists’ fault for criminalising GBH and murder. If our work and our clients were decriminalised, we could do nice, clean kills, without having to worry about hiding the body. Wealthy men could relieve their violent urges in a healthy way by paying one of us wet workers for the violence they crave, instead of assaulting people indiscriminately, or, say, not assaulting anybody.
Personally, I love what I do, and I think I’m quite representative of the whole industry. If most of the industry really is all these so-called “trafficked children” and “survival prostitution victims”, how come we never see them doing a vlog series?
🤔
This is typical of the sort of hatred identity fluid folx like myself are subjected to on the regular.
First, they called me a common hitman – only I’m allowed to say that about myself. I am a high class wet worker, or a non-consensual euthanasia practitioner, because I went to university and I CHOSE to work in this industry. The word “hitman” is for common thugs who don’t have the class and cachet that we do. Like my colleague Dmitry who drowns his targets in pub toilets, for example.
And as if that wasn’t appalling enough, they went on to compare me to terves/swerves/skerves! I might be a killer for hire, but I’ve NEVER used the wrong pronouns for somebody or asked for sex-specific safe spaces. I’m not a complete monster!
I’m based in Kensington, BTW, it’s a highly desirable area of London, lovely property market for money laundering.
And I haven’t bumped my head, my parents were reliably informed by Surrey Child and Adolescent Mental Health Services when I was a tyke that my psychopathy was congenital. So you can stop that ableist rhetoric, thank-you.
You know, folx, for all that people go on about our “dangerous clients” and “gang involvement in the industry”, and the dangers of letting hitmen identify as we wish… THIS is the REAL violence. Mean harassers blowing up my inbox. And what have these anti-violence types done about it? Nothing! It’s exactly like racism if you ask me.
Fucking TERFs have fucking ruined somthing again and also fuck the police for protecting those pieces of shit terfs and fuck the organisers of pride in London for doing jack shit. This makes me so fucking angry, terfs are not fucking welcome, they should just have been told to fuck off and leave, who gives a shit if they are lesbians, they are still terfs and it doesn’t matter what you are, if you are a terf you can go fuck yourselves with a cactus, seriously pride is not for you, also can’t call any terfs a cunt from now on for some reason.
Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts, Terfs are cunts.
Fucking choke all terfs
can someone please explain to me what happened that was so bad? lesbians handed out flyers saying they don’t have to like dick? are y’all offended over that ?? why?
I don’t choke anyone, TERFs or otherwise, free of charge. You’ll have to pay me like everyone else. But for just £10k per kill, I’ll happily strangle those uppity l*sb*ans to death!
I’m quite busy this month, so I’m afraid you’ll have to wait for me to get around to it; I’ve already been hired by an abusive husband to beat his wife to death for being too mouthy, and to help bring down a trial by murdering some witnesses who might otherwise speak out.
They sound like your sort of crowd, don’t suppose you know each other? After it all blows over, I’ll have to introduce you sometime! Anyway, £10k in used notes or into my Swiss bank account and I’ll fit your job in my schedule.
I was HORRIFIED to see l*sbi*ns at London Pride😨
The other day I wanted to attend London Pride, as any chap as woke as I would. I’m not gay, but I’m on board with all that queer stuff, and I like to think I transgress and queer social norms with my fluid identity (sometimes I identify as a security guard, sometimes I identify as a chauffeur…) I feel as though London Pride, and Kensington and Chelsea more specifically of course, is my spiritual home.
But this year, the parade was RUINED by a coven of l*sbi*ns!
They had a sign that said “LESBIAN = FEMALE HOMOSEXUAL”.
How am I supposed to feel included in that?! I’m neither female nor homosexual. How dare those evil bitches say I can’t be part of their group?
As a hitman, my livelihood depends on being able to blag my way into restricted spaces and have people trust me when I tell them my identity. By saying that they can define themselves as a separate group without me, and that they don’t want violent males in their spaces, these horrid old cunts are hurting my business.
Fortunately, Pride, and even the Mayor of London know better than to let these disgusting homosexuals get away with such degenerate perversion in public, and they condemned their actions! 😄 Pride is for everyone, it’s not for those mean old dykes.
So thanks, Sadiq – I hoped you’d be on my side! We should do lunch sometime! xoxo
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Love how terfs are in the notes misgendering them and slandering them. I’d punch a Terf if I got the chance too, ya’ll gonna call me a rich privileged girl too? Hoo boy, I wish.
Good news: my former manager Sid “The Snake” still needs a replacement for me since I went freelance! My colleagues and I often go around beating unarmed victims until the blood vessels in their eyes burst (usually for gambling debts or to pressure them to withdraw witness statements).
We’ve never been hired to batter a lesbian yet, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time. Why not get paid to do what you love? I think you’d fit right in! ^_-
No problem at all, it’ll be the usual £10k. Excellent choice of target!
Usually when I fake a choke ‘n’
stroke gone wrong, I have to very carefully arrange the strangled corpse to make it look like the target did it himself. But if that’s “the first time” he’s recorded himself attacking that woman, I bet he has lots of nice, gruesome porn in his browser history already and a record of sexualised violence. Drowning’s even a sort of choking – it won’t take much to convince the police he was a stranglewanker at all!
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Always nice to start the week off with an easy job.
can you create a gofundme so all of the tumblr would be able to donate 10k to you
i mean it IS for a good cause
Stop demanding extra emotional labour from assigned male at birth identity-fluid folx like me, I’m already under enough pressure because of my fluid identity (today I was identifying as a window cleaner to get access to a penthouse flat), and, quite frankly, I can’t be bothered. I don’t have the spoons for it, I lost all my spoons cooking heroin for the last job.
Do it yourself! Assigned female at births are supposed to be good at all that admin and secretarial stuff.
No problem at all, it’ll be the usual £10k. Excellent choice of target!
Usually when I fake a choke ‘n’
stroke gone wrong, I have to very carefully arrange the strangled corpse to make it look like the target did it himself. But if that’s “the first time” he’s recorded himself attacking that woman, I bet he has lots of nice, gruesome porn in his browser history already and a record of sexualised violence. Drowning’s even a sort of choking – it won’t take much to convince the police he was a stranglewanker at all!
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Always nice to start the week off with an easy job.
i just made this blog after coming out as a radfem to my old community and being shunned into isolation. please reblog or like this post if you are any of the above and it is ok for me to follow you!
Hmmmm. Well, I certainly post a lot about radical feminists and lesbians and why they’re doing feminism wrong. They complain about “male violence” and, speaking as an assigned-male-at-birth person of fluid identity whose career depends on getting into safe spaces, that really hurts my livelihood. It’s okay to follow me, you mean old terves might learn something!
Stranglewank Hitman 