catwym:

lemonfxcker:

yourkinkisnasty:

this awful vegan guy i know just posted about vegan BDSM harnesses/leashes/collars and how awesome it is that now his BDSM can be “cruelty free”

translation: i care more about chickens than i do about women

It’s a kink that some men and women enjoy though. Stop trying to make every thing into hate on women. By the way, I am a woman.

Nothing wrong with getting off to roleplay rape and abuse :)))

Cruelty free bdsm is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

I’m happy to report that all my garrote wires are produced in the EEC and are free from conflict minerals.

So you mustn’t shame me for my work. I enjoy it and it’s entirely consensual! My targets knew what they were getting into when they took out a loan from my regular client Big Dave. Nothing wrong with strangulation – lots of folx are into choking these days.

All this kink stuff makes my work even easier, as a matter of fact – the Metropolitan Police hardly even bother to investigate the crime scenes any more! ^_-

misgenderingprinny:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

gueroboyfriend:

me: hey

straight person:

This is not normal.

This is not “straight people”.

This is abuse.

@stranglewankhitman I would like to order a hit on this man please

No problem at all, it’ll be the usual £10k. Excellent choice of target!
Usually when I fake a choke ‘n’
stroke gone wrong, I have to very carefully arrange the strangled corpse to make it look like the target did it himself.
But if that’s “the first time” he’s recorded himself attacking that woman, I bet he has lots of nice, gruesome porn in his browser history already and a record of sexualised violence. Drowning’s even a sort of choking – it won’t take much to convince the police he was a stranglewanker at all!
😉

Always nice to start the week off with an easy job.

truxi-twice:

selkieradfem:

cherrygoon:

My issue isn’t that BDSM normalizes violence, it is that BDSM is violence and that it’s becoming normalized

girls are being taught that violence is sexy, or a part of love. It’s not normal. it should never be normal.

Um. Wow. No. This is a bad post, in so many ways.

BDSM isn’t about teaching girls that “violence is sexy, or a part of love.” It’s not about “teaching” anyone anything. Some folks like it, some folks don’t.

Also, why just “girls?” It’s not just “girls” who are into BDSM, as either doms or submissives.

Just…ugh, this is such a gross, ignorant post, and I’m really disappointed to see it on my dash, and I do not have the time or the energy to go into everything WRONG with it. If someone who’s more eloquent than me would like to tap in, I’d appreciate it.

No one is saying you have to like BDSM. If some “girls” don’t find it sexy, then that is perfectly fine. No one should be doing anything sexually that they are not comfortable with. So long as a sexual encounter is consensual on all sides (with the understanding that consent can be revoked and must be expected at any time), then why are you so freaking bothered if someone (of any gender) wants to tie up their partner (of any gender) and Do Sex things That You Personally Don’t Like.

Sheesh. Just…ugh. feels like someone just got their knowledge of BDSM from 50-shades and handwringing housewife essays…

edit: OOOOOHHHH, I just realized the addition was from someone who straight up has “radfem” in their username, so…yeah, suddenly it all falls into place why they’d claim that anything but vanilla (and likely cis) sex is victimizing “girls.” (And why they’re assuming that it would be the “girls” who would be the subs)

I’ll tap in, I have a predilection for BDSM and an MA from Carradine College, Oxford, so I consider myself quite eloquent when I need to be.

BDSM isn’t about teaching anyone that violence is sexy. It’s about celebrating the fact that I personally enjoy restraining and choking people, and teaching everyone else to tolerate my interest and let me continue.

The OP is dripping with the same problematic attitudes that my schoolmasters displayed when they found me repeatedly stabbing one of the younger boys with a compass needle. Even though he said he was completely fine with it! (I know he did, I made sure he said that.) I had hoped we’d moved past this idea that “hurting people is bad”.

These days, my livelihood depends on BDSM and normalisation of the idea that some people enjoy strangling themselves. It means the police are much less likely to investigate the Scene (that’s kink terminology for “crime scene”, bt-dubs) afterwards.

So if you see someone with deep tissue injuries, broken fingers or ligature marks round their neck, or hear screaming, please, for kinksters’ sake, DO NOT INVESTIGATE OR TRY TO “HELP”. That’s kinkphobic, condescending and denies their agency. There’s every chance it could be entirely consensual, and then you’d look very silly indeed.

Anyway, my targets consent. They knew what they were getting into when they took out a loan from my colleagues, the terms were very clear.

auntie wakanda and ‘friends’

requiemgrey:

It seems i’ve struck a nerve, yet again, especially with the sexists of tumblr.

If you’re upset that I called out sexism in my post about that gym that won’t allow anyone interested in ladies inside…

upset that I called out the very hypocrisy, stupidity, and hatred?

You might just want to kill yourself. You’ve lost at your own game and I seriously don’t have time for these death threats I’m getting. They’re boring.

You’re boring. Especially because you cannot prove me wrong – all you’re doing is throwing a temper tantrum like little children.. and fr that you should be spanked again – or beaten to within an inch of your life.

BUT, you’re safely behind a computer screen like the pathetic children you are.

Don’t let those mean old nags get you down, old boy. I don’t like those sexist bitches either, always calling me “creepy” and shaming me for “male violence” and not allowing me to go wherever I please. (How am I supposed to dispatch my targets if I’m not allowed to follow them? I ask you! -_-;; )

I like your spanking or beating idea. I do non-lethal assaults too, if you’re interested in outsourcing it. Are all those photos and clips of beatings and torture on your blog your own work? It looks suitably painful, but if I could offer one constructive criticism, it’s a little self-indulgent and inefficient. Next time you’re battering someone, there’s no need to waste time tying them up in quite such an elaborate way. Just get someone to pin their arms and legs (my colleagues Big Dave and Dmitry are excellent at this) and then you can start maiming your victims much sooner! Just a little pro tip. ^_-

pinkrosesandchampagne:

theradicalresistance:

Let’s just make this clear: if you respond to a post on a woman or several women being tortured and murdered by sadistic men brainwashed by porn and BDSM by defending BDSM, saying “not all men”/“not all BDSM” or telling women they’re boring for not liking BDSM you are simply trash. Simply trash.

Calling a woman trashy for liking sex is sad. I’m not for women who have actually been hurt but that is not bdsm

Agreed. I’ve faced a lot of criticism for not being able to separate pleasure from violence (mostly from the judiciary, it has to be said), but what do these prudes expect me to do? Have sex or masturbate without setting fire to anything first? I’m not for folx being actually hurt, or at least, I don’t like calling it that: it’s a rather crude way of phrasing it that makes it sound like a bad thing.

Y’know, for all my schoolmasters’ beliefs that I was incapable of empathy, I feel your pain! (Not in a sex way, though, I prefer pyrophilia myself. But hey, you do you!)

Adding the advertising list on here too

(Posting this on as many platforms as possible and keeping offline copies in case anything disappears. Unfortunately a lot of moralistic types have a problem with clients who like to pay for murders and they keep getting taken down
😢

)

Besa Mafia @ #
(seems to be unavailable at the moment sadly TT_TT )

Hire A Killer #
http://www.hire-a-killer.com/

Silk Road * @ #
(is also now gone)

Dream Market * @ #
https://www.deepdotweb.com/marketplace-directory/listing/dream-market/

Craigslist * @ (ads are being taken down, be cautious)
http://www.craigslist.org/

So, if you’re a nice guy in the market for a hit, there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s only natural to want to commit extreme violence – so here are some resources so you can hire one of us to satisfy your urges! ^_^

I’m helping out my fellow “wet workers” by getting them as many clients as possible. That’s the best way to support hitmen, you know. (Don’t listen to those traitorous SKERF sympathisers who say “but I want to exit the industry and get away from the gangs and support myself without being subjected to severe trauma”, they don’t represent us “happy hitmen”!)

And to any clients wishing to hire me specifically, don’t forget, you can contact me on here too!

* has free posting options

@ disfigurement/dismemberment inclusive (includes a section for non-lethal violence; not necessarily optimised for non-lethal workers)

# Recommended for anonymity

MIPIM won’t register hitmen :(

Next month is MIPIM, the big, glitzy property conference. Every year, thousands of property groups, construction firms and investors attend “the world’s leading property market” in Cannes.

The BBC says “The conference is also known for its after-hours parties, on luxury
yachts and in private hotel rooms; which are apparently male dominated
[I think they mean ‘assigned-male-at-birth-dominated’ here] and fuelled by booze”. Which was delightful. But now some mean SKERFs are trying to stop the “discriminatory and exploitative behaviour in the construction and property industries”, and MIPIM is warning everyone not to hire sex workers and saying it won’t register us! TT_TT

Dmitry, Guro, Big Dave and I were really looking forward to it! We were going to have a nice holiday on the French Riviera, launder our money through some investments, and advertise our services among the attendees.
Big Dave and I have had quite a few gigs doing enforcement and debt collection work for landlords. If a tenant falls behind on their rent, we visit them and incentivise them to pay up with some “pain play” or “blood play”.

Some killjoy SKERFs say it’s exploitative to abuse people who are so poor that they have no alternative to being beaten up by me and Big Dave. I say it’s a free choice. You have to respect people’s right to decide what happens to their bodies. To say that they have no choice is to deny their agency.

And I always give them a choice: they can choose to pay up, or they can choose which fingers I break!

w0manifest:

Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb

How rude and invalidating 😦 I’ve been an avid consumer of pornography since boyhood, and I actually consider myself to be quite the intellectual, and very creative and resourceful re: disposal of bodies and silencing of witnesses. Why, I would even say porn made me the man I am today! ^_^

Scenes and Aftercare

Hey, this is Madison, Gaspar’s buddy from the US embassy. I don’t really do social media except for psyops, but I thought I should give Gaspar’s followers an update on his situation. (When he’s feeling better, I’ll have to talk to him about infosec, his BlackBerry was super easy to crack!)

Gaspar came over yesterday and was all like, “I’ve been ever so bad. I quoted something from a problematic source that gives a platform to TERFs. Could you help me do penance for my crime? I heard you’ve been wanting to practise your waterboarding techniques.”
I was like, “Honey, this isn’t like you, you don’t even apologise for killing people.”
and he was like, “No, this is much worse!”

So I was like, “okay”, we had a little chat about safewords and stuff, and I set up the board, strapped him down, put a bag over his head, tilted him back and started pouring. He was totally fine at the time; he was thrashing around a bit and making a weird gurgling noise, but he didn’t say the safeword (”Baudrillard”). Or at least I don’t think he did, his mouth was full of wet cloth so IDK. He was really getting into the part, he did a super great job of acting like he was being tortured, so I got a lot of practice in!

After about a minute thirty he went quiet, so I took the bag off him and he was freaking out. I don’t get it, it was a totally fake scene, what’s his problem? I made it clear to him beforehand it was SIMULATED drowning, he wasn’t really going to die. It’s just a fantasy! I guess English guys are more prudish about that kind of thing?

Anyway, he’s had a lot of aftercare. I gave him a hug (he was clinging to my arm so I kinda had to), dried him off and called him a cab, so he should be fine. But I’ll tell you guys the same thing I told Dmitry and Big Dave: it was quite an intense scene, so he might take a couple of days to be back to his old self again. It’s totally normal, so don’t worry about it. He should be back on Tumblr soon!

Da kann man ja nur noch hoffen, dass du bald zwangsverheiratet oder abgeschoben wird. Sowas wie dich brauchen wir in Deutschland ganz bestimmt nicht. Aber hey jedem, das was er verdient, nicht wahr? War doch schon ein guter Anfang mit der Vergewaltigung.

tygerofaera:

stranglewankhitman:

stranglewankhitman:

canola-juice:

gendertrenders:

gendertrenders-deactivated20180:

lustig, wie du davon ausgehst, dass ich muslimin bin, lol. und naja, rassismus bin ich von euch freak transen ja eh gewöhnt, aber keine sorge ich bleibe hier noch n weilchen

oh btw this person hopes that i get deported or married against my will and that rape has been a good start for me lol love it

Anon, I have your ip. I am sending @stranglewankhitman to your location right this minuet.

R.I.P.

Thank-you for your custom! I’ll need £5k upfront, another £5k afterwards please. Excellent choice of target, btw: he/she/xe was quite vocal about their enjoyment of sexual violence, so I doubt anyone will be suspicious about their untimely demise from an apparent choke-‘n’-stroke gone wrong. It’s nice to start the week off with an easy job. xoxo

“a man in Hesse was found dead in
his cellar. According to investigations carried out by the Hanau public
prosecutor’s office, the man had suffocated.
Authorities reported that he was found with chains tied all around his
body, including his neck, and that there were no indications of external
violence; the assumption is that he suffered from an autoerotic death.
Bild newspaper had reported that pornographic images were also present
when his body was discovered“

Okay, job done, you owe me £10,000 please. I’ll happily take it in euros though, I quite like these continental business trips ^_^

Okay…. but don’t use The Times newspaper as a source again because it is run by TERFs. Just look up columnist Janice Turner for receipts 💅

O_O I AM SO SORRY, I wasn’t aware! Tbqh, all of News International went downhill when they got rid of the Page 3 Girls, thus making a lot of non-men (and 14-year-old children in some cases) unemployed and therefore being bad feminists. Usually I prefer Vice and The Guardian for my news.

I shall self-crit immediately. I’ll ask Madison the hit-non-man from the US embassy if she can help me show contrition. She’s been wanting to practise her waterboarding techniques, so she’ll be a perfect choice to punish me for giving a platform to terves.

I hope she doesn’t get the wrong idea though. Good liberal, intersectional feminists like us recognise that torture is a sexy, empowering thing, and she might think I’m flirting with her. I’ll have to be clear, I’ll say something like “can you give me simulated drowning in violation of the Geneva Convention, but not like in a sex way?”