Im no feminist but your sex life must be boring as fuck. As long as its two consenting adults then I see no problem with it. Choking is hot.

jillsteinfuneralcity:

yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore

So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.

Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there

dimittas:

tooiconic:

dimittas:

travelling-cat-salesman:

klubbhead:

blackberryshawty:

I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you

I wish the gays™ knew that whoring around with random older men won’t replace theirs.

aren’t you like 20 years older than your gf lmao

this is the man who posts pictures of him fucking his girlfriend on the same site he posts his children

He has never once posted a photo of him having sex with me. Even if he did, it would mean he can’t ever post a nice photo of him with the kids? What logic is this? lol

oh shit…. sis he cheating

Now that is an interesting technique! Usually when I’m killing somebody I don’t double the belt back like that, I pull it in the same direction – got to make it look like the target did it themselves, after all.

As one strangler to another: where did you learn that? Can you teach me anything else? My “top tip” is to drug the target with a little pure heroin first – it makes them much easier to kill, and if you use too much, you can just add more and make the death look like an accidental overdose. ^_- The clients don’t usually mind, but you can end up out of pocket if you need to get more supplies.

It’s so nice to meet more guys like me! ^_^ I haven’t met anyone who loves lethal violence as much as I do since I was on remand, and I’ve actually never met another strangler.

So, are you professional too? If not, you really should be! I’ll put in a good word for you with my former manager, Sid “The Snake”. He’s been looking for more enforcers since I went freelance. You would be killing assigned-male-at-births mostly: the targets tend to be arms dealers or gangsters and they’re quite male-dominated industries. But if you don’t mind choking them instead of young unarmed women, you’d be perfect! Expect to see a letter for you in the London Evening Standard soon xoxo

76genders:

stranglewankhitman:

kneelspreadbeg:

I’m not hitting you out of hatred. I’m hitting you out of love. Because you’re so beautiful and important to me that I want you to always be wearing my marks. Publicly, where everyone can see them, and know that you belong to me.

Ah, you seem like someone who might be able to help a guy out!
😊

The thing is, as a professional killer, I’ve always been very careful not to leave marks on my targets, because generally it’s considered unprofessional and a bit gauche to leave evidence of violence at a murder scene. You either get rid of the body or make it look like an accident – only cheap thugs like Dmitry kill people and leave the corpse lying around obviously a victim of grievous violence.

So, I just have to ask: when you’re battering your girlfriend, how do you manage to leave marks on her and get away without being hassled by the police, or by witnesses? Dmitry usually pays off the police or gets his family to blackmail them into leaving him alone. I’d do the same, but all of my family members disowned me shortly after I went to university and they found out I hadn’t actually stopped torturing small animals, I’d just got better at hiding their bodies under the burned remains of my father’s shed.

Thanks in advance! In exchange, I’ll offer you a 5% discount on any future hits. We violent men have to stick together! ^_^

@stranglewankhitman this response is the best thing I’ve ever read

Awww, thankx, @76genders! UwU

I’m glad you responded to me. That @kneelspreadbeg chap never replied! TT_TT

That’s the trouble with wifebeaters, you know: they always think they’re better than us serial killers. There’s actually quite a big overlap between our communities, but good luck getting them to acknowledge that!

The Kink Community’s Exclusion Of Hitmen Is Rooted In Whorephobia And Slutshaming

It’s time I addressed the problem of hitmen like me being shut out of the kink and BDSM community.

Clearly nobody in the scene has a problem with murderers, which is some progress, at least: here in the UK, an average of two AMABs every week murder their AFAB partners, and the vast majority of them have a history of enjoying dominating or hitting their partners – proud kinksters, all.

So the objection to including assassins under the kink umbrella can only come from the minor differences between us:

1. We charge money.
The belief that charging for pain play, blood play and breath play suddenly makes all these practices immoral is clear whorephobia. (No, I don’t think “whore” is a slur, and even if it were, I’m allowed to say it.)

2. We’re not in a relationship with our targets.
When you imply that a killer has to be in a committed, romantic, domestic relationship with his target, you are moralising about what sort of relationships are an acceptable context for GBH and murder. That is slut-shaming. (No, “slut” isn’t a bad word either, see “whore” above.)

If folx in the BDSM scene would stop this gatekeeping, I think they’d see that assassins belong right there with them. We could teach you some tricks, I know at least twenty ways to torture someone with a hotel trouser press.

I hope this has helped to show you how much more we have in common than divides us. :3 We’re just like you!

kneelspreadbeg:

I’m not hitting you out of hatred. I’m hitting you out of love. Because you’re so beautiful and important to me that I want you to always be wearing my marks. Publicly, where everyone can see them, and know that you belong to me.

Ah, you seem like someone who might be able to help a guy out!
😊

The thing is, as a professional killer, I’ve always been very careful not to leave marks on my targets, because generally it’s considered unprofessional and a bit gauche to leave evidence of violence at a murder scene. You either get rid of the body or make it look like an accident – only cheap thugs like Dmitry kill people and leave the corpse lying around obviously a victim of grievous violence.

So, I just have to ask: when you’re battering your girlfriend, how do you manage to leave marks on her and get away without being hassled by the police, or by witnesses? Dmitry usually pays off the police or gets his family to blackmail them into leaving him alone. I’d do the same, but all of my family members disowned me shortly after I went to university and they found out I hadn’t actually stopped torturing small animals, I’d just got better at hiding their bodies under the burned remains of my father’s shed.

Thanks in advance! In exchange, I’ll offer you a 5% discount on any future hits. We violent men have to stick together! ^_^

discourseful:

discourseful:

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

As someone heavily involved in the “underworld scene”, I wish I could have had conversations like these with my parents.

In fact, I had exactly the conversation in F) when I was but a boy of eight. Mother said, “Gaspar, dear, the nanny tells me you tied up next door’s cat and poked it with a stick, and she’s very upset. What do you have to say for yourself?”
If only I’d felt able to say “Mother, you keep talking negatively about bondage and inflicting pain, and it hurts my feelings”! But being a mere child, without access to kink-positive resources, I lacked the words to express myself and be truly understood.

Instead I shrugged and said “I like hurting things”. And she sent me to my room, the kinkphobic SKERFy bitch.

radicalfeminismisacult:

ouijacourse:

good parts of radical feminism; antikink, understanding that men perpetuate fascism, liberating from gender roles, small pockets of lesbian separatism, the psychology of abuse beyond the “pray it away” solution conservativism offers, sex positivity that isn’t hella heteronormative/normalizing abuse.

bad parts; condoning terfs

Bad parts of radical feminism: pretending that transphobia is just a small side effect, rather than the main interest of contemporary radfems. Also pretending that fantasies are the same as abuse, therefore demonizing people for harmless thoughts and consensual sexual activity.

^^^THANK YOU. I am sick and tired of folx saying my activities are abusive! It’s a harmless fantasy.

Well, I mean, I do actually attack the targets for real, and leave real injuries (in my enforcement/debt collection work). But what I mean is, the context is a fantasy. They have real bruises and cuts, but I make them tell the police that they fell down the stairs. And that’s the fantasy part!

I wish people wouldn’t demonise me for enjoying thinking about and acting on violence. It’s always been like this, even when I was a child my babysitter calling me a “little fucking psychopath“ (an ableist slur, bt-dubs) for tying up the neighbours’ cat and poking it with sticks, to the judiciary saying all sorts of cruel things about me when I was on remand (one of the few communities where I felt validated).

Nice to meet another kinkster! ^_^ If you want any tips on cleaning up blood and silencing witnesses, just let me know xoxo

rad-and-i-dont-stop:

veganfirebender:

poetofsmut:

methlord:

a post: hitting women is bad

fuckin freaks on here: but what if she likes it? what if it’s consensual? are you saying i’m a bad woman for enjoying a beating from my vegan feminist boyfriend? are u saying women can’t make their own decisions? when is it ok to hit a woman? what if she’s a psychopath who murders old ladies and glues their hair to her nipples, can i hit her then? what if

As a vegan feminist boyfriend who consensually acts out S/m, I must say: Yes. This. Come on folks, can we all agree that abuse is bad, and that’s the point? The length to which some freaks go to justify their obvious desire to hit women is absolutely horrifying.

Your whole blog is pictures of women who got beaten, you nasty fucking piece of shit.

Men proving they’re rapists and abusers and don’t even see it

As a professional assassin, I love S/m! The increase in popularity and awareness of it means that when I slaughter a target, all I have to do is arrange their corpse in a compromising manner, and the police don’t suspect a thing! ^_-

It’s not a sexual thing for me, I just commit brutal violence as a career and to satisfy my urges. When I was first diagnosed with psychopathy as a little boy (a problematic and ableist diagnosis, if you ask me) I was told that my enjoyment of burning ants with a magnifying glass and tying up the neighbours’ cat was somehow “wrong” (talk about moralistic!
🙄) But then my more open-minded careers advisor at university told me to “do what you love”, so I made some contacts and started doing a bit of wet work for them, and I’ve never looked back. It’s actually quite empowering when you think about it.

So, how did you get into the whole violence game? Are you professional? Did you start out as a serial killer too, or do you just do non-lethal torture/enforcement work? It’s great to know that there’s other guys like me out there! ^_^

machokerr:

kinkphobia is reall TWERFy and if you engage in it you are carrying out the TWERF agenda..

It’s also very problematic and offensive to the community of bondage fans, submissives, masochists, wifebeaters, dom/mes and serial killers. It’s a wide umbrella and it’s inclusive of a lot of folx.

Plus, kinkphobia does real harm to my career. I specialise in strangulations and making the scene look like a Scene (that’s kink terminology, just FYI). But if auto-erotic asphyxiation is secretive and taboo, people might not realise what the crime scene is supposed to look like, and start calling my work “suspicious deaths”!

tooiconic:

evil-terf-hands:

The fact that 15 or so years ago, if I wanted to find BDSM type porn where women are getting beat, slapped, choked, etc, I actually had to put forth a modicum of effort to find it.. not a lot, but at least a modicum, whereas now you can’t escape it, & you accidentally stumble upon it ALL the time, is highly upsetting.

The fact that MOST straight males on tumblr seem to reblog a lot of abuse type porn, and it’s increasingly the “norm” on popular mainstream porn sites is highly upsetting.

If you’re a woman attracted to men, it seems like meeting a man who doesn’t have a desire to cause you some sort of pain or degradation during sex is almost nonexistent.

There’s something seriously wrong with men.

Yes let’s stereotype all men as only liking one type of sex. That’s not….. weird and disingenuous at all.

As a woman who is attracted to men, I can tell you that men completely vary in terms of their sexual interests. I’m more into it than most men I know (plenty of lesbians, bisexuals and gay men love BDSM too). Also what about the women who desire this? Would you like to tell me what’s wrong with us? Because there are LOTS of us. A lot of BDSM blogs are actually run by women (lol).

Also, to avoid these images on Tumblr is pretty easy. Only a few tags have these images. Safe search and blacklisting tags is a very easy fix too.

I *love* BDSM, and it’s nothing to do with any desire to cause pain or degradation to women during sex! (Tbqh, my thing is pyrophilia, when I’m with a woman I’m not particularly interested in interacting with her at all, I just light a candle and watch the flames the entire time and she just thinks I’m being romantic. but that’s another story.)

Anyway, when I first started out in the contract killing industry, it was difficult. Traditionally we strangle our targets and make it look like they’d died during a “solo gentlemanly misadventure”. Back in the ‘90s and early ‘00s, their surviving colleagues and families would say, “I won’t believe he was a stranglewanker, he must have been murdered!”, and we had to be very careful to cover our tracks and remove evidence. 😥

But now when we bump someone off, their families say “Well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into dangerous choke porn”. Most of the time, they don’t even call the police! ^_^

The whole pro-kink umbrella of bondage, domestic abuse, sadism, murder, etc. has made my job so much easier. So thank-you for your support, and for centring us violent men in your activism. ❤ Have a 10% discount on me – just £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account instead of the usual ten grand. Just let me know the target and we’ll work something out! ^_^