Stills from a sex education video I did in association with Everyday Feminism, and Cain and Abel Hunting Supplies. Advice for newbies in the extreme breath play BDSM industry!

I don’t think I missed out anything important. Is there anything would-be assassins need to know about staying safe and not getting themselves seriously injured?

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So since I posted the last video stills, I’ve found that there seems to be a big demand for pictures of men committing strangulations. Lots of other assigned-male-at-birth people seem to think they’re sexy, for some reason. Well, I’m really flattered! I hope it’s okay that my victims are almost always men, I think they like watching women being choked, but I hope this will do (and tbqh if it doesn’t, then you’re a queerphobe for not getting off on same-sex lethal violence)!! Enjoy… ^_-

When life gives you lemons
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🍋  make lemonade! 🥂  Sure, the video of me murdering Mr. Secombe (the commodities magnate from my post a few days ago) was leaked, but if other people are going to exploit my work, why shouldn’t I exploit it myself? I can hardly call myself a murder-positive, pro-sex work activist if I don’t actually celebrate a job well done.

Besides, I think it’s a good thing that there’s a demand out there for pictures of brutal sexualised violence. I’m not sure why so many people on the Internet really like photos of people getting choked and find them sexy, but I feel very thankful and blessed that they do! I hope it will help to end the stigma against the sexual violence industry, and one day I can murder rich old men with cheerful abandon. Enjoy my work, as you can see I’ve been a very naughty boy ^_-

Debunking some myths about my clients

It’s an unfortunate and very offensive stereotype that all our clients are exactly the same. They’re #NotAll Mafia bosses or politicians. In fact I’ll give you some examples, while trying to maintain their anonymity and confidentiality. In the last few months, I’ve been hired by:

Businessmen
Congressmen
Salarymen
Lords
Barons
Sheikhs
Princes
Husbands
Fathers
Grandfathers
Godfathers
Drug kingpins
Warlords

all from a wide and diverse range of backgrounds. My clients are from all different races, religions and national origins. I challenge you to think of ONE THING all these rich men have in common.

You can’t do it, because there is nothing – these rich men are all completely different and you cannot profile them. So stop trying to doxx them and stop them from hiring me, you horrible SKERFs and law enforcement. Leave them to plan murders in peace!

Video leaked #OMG

Somebody has got hold of a video of me doing some of my empowering BDSM sex work (nothing too wild, I was just murdering a commodities magnate with my usual modus operandi) and posted it on some porn sites.

Needless to say, I was surprised, because I thought I’d knocked out all of the CCTV in his office, but apparently someone was recording it and now it’s all over the Internet.

At first I was a bit worried – do I have any control or rights over the video? Will this ruin my career? Does it normalise sexual violence? What does it imply about our culture that videos of sexualised violence are so popular?
But then I stopped to self-crit and really thought about it, and I came to the conclusion: it’s just a harmless fantasy.

I don’t mean it’s a fantasy in the sense of objective material reality (Mr. Secombe is definitely dead), but I mean it’s a fantasy in the mind of the viewer. They might watch this video of me murdering Mr. Secombe, and they imagine themselves in my place, doing the same thing to someone else. And it’s harmless: when they watch it, nobody is actually killed
(except for the original scenario on film, when I actually killed Mr. Secombe)

and arranged into a compromising position post-mortem (again, except for the original). No more harm is done by people watching a recording of me murdering him. In fact, if it helps them to indulge their violent urges, it might even lead to LESS violence, so in many ways, you could argue that the correct, progressive, feminist position to take on this is that this video is a force for good! Otherwise, Mr. Secombe would have died for nothing (except my £10k fee plus the extra £5k I charge for politically exposed persons).

The one issue I have with the video is the title under which it was shared: “HOT XXX GUY-ON-GUY EXTREME BONDAGE CHOKING SNUFF”. This is clearly problematic, because by calling it “guy-on-guy”, they assumed my gender (and the late Mr. Secombe’s). In fact, at the time, I was identifying as a woman –  specifically, a Ms. Sharon Ajiboye, a sales manager whose security swipe card I’d “borrowed” in order to gain access to the building. (Ms. Ajiboye, if you’re reading this, sorry about that! If it’s any consolation, I have returned your card – your home address was on the same server as the camera feeds, so I’ve left it in the top drawer of your bedside table. Hope that’s alright!)

This morning, I was a little concerned to find my hair was coming out in clumps. Turns out that complete spunktrumpet Dmitry has been putting polonium in my macchiato, “as a joke”. Well, the joke’s on him, because now my hair properly expresses my alternative lifestyle and transgressive identity. So suck on that, SKERFs! Feminism will be inclusive of straight white men with unusual haircuts or it will be bullshit.

I can’t even with these former security workers

Today I feel really sad and offended about some of the things said by other people who have since left the industry. I wish they wouldn’t keep perpetrating these myths about our lifestyle.

Earlier I was cleaning my garrote wire (protip: use bleach first, then polish!) and listening to the news, and I heard a report about the alleged high rates of PTSD in combat veterans and former private security personnel returning from war zones.
First of all, they only talked to “former” personnel – they’re not in the industry any more, so surely they have no right to comment on it.
Secondly, not everyone gets maimed, killed or severely injured, or gets PTSD – personally, I love my job, and by talking about the perceived problems with the industry, these people are erasing and invalidating my experience.

Then they started making all the usual exclusionary, radical points about conscription, child soldiers and “economic coercion” where the only employment is either in the military or with mercenary groups, which again is offensive. There is nothing to stop them from setting up their own small business, or moving to another city or country where they could find a job they’d prefer, you can book plane tickets and apply for start-up loans from your smartphone quite easily. I could have done any of those things, but instead, after I graduated university, I chose to become an extreme breath play specialist. To claim that we didn’t have a real choice is invalidating us and denying our agency! And agencies are very important in this job: before I went freelance I used to work for one and it was perfectly nice until our boss upset some of the local loan sharks and they sent Big Dave round to smash his kneecaps with a clawhammer and made me watch the whole thing. (No hard feelings, Dave! Are we still on for brunch next week? Leave the Black&Decker at home this time, what are you like??? ^_- )