Tag: choke porn

Im no feminist but your sex life must be boring as fuck. As long as its two consenting adults then I see no problem with it. Choking is hot.

jillsteinfuneralcity:

yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore

So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.

Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there

dimittas:

tooiconic:

dimittas:

travelling-cat-salesman:

klubbhead:

blackberryshawty:

I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you

I wish the gays™ knew that whoring around with random older men won’t replace theirs.

aren’t you like 20 years older than your gf lmao

this is the man who posts pictures of him fucking his girlfriend on the same site he posts his children

He has never once posted a photo of him having sex with me. Even if he did, it would mean he can’t ever post a nice photo of him with the kids? What logic is this? lol

oh shit…. sis he cheating

Now that is an interesting technique! Usually when I’m killing somebody I don’t double the belt back like that, I pull it in the same direction – got to make it look like the target did it themselves, after all.

As one strangler to another: where did you learn that? Can you teach me anything else? My “top tip” is to drug the target with a little pure heroin first – it makes them much easier to kill, and if you use too much, you can just add more and make the death look like an accidental overdose. ^_- The clients don’t usually mind, but you can end up out of pocket if you need to get more supplies.

It’s so nice to meet more guys like me! ^_^  I haven’t met anyone who loves lethal violence as much as I do since I was on remand, and I’ve actually never met another strangler.

So, are you professional too? If not, you really should be! I’ll put in a good word for you with my former manager, Sid “The Snake”. He’s been looking for more enforcers since I went freelance. You would be killing assigned-male-at-births mostly: the targets tend to be arms dealers or gangsters and they’re quite male-dominated industries. But if you don’t mind choking them instead of young unarmed women, you’d be perfect! Expect to see a letter for you in the London Evening Standard soon xoxo

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clitrex:

little-red-clitoral-hood:

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Men are fucking horrifying. 

kill men 

@little-red-clitoral-hood if you are really gonna take this THAT seriously..idk what else to tell you
clitrex please seek therapy 

The fact that you take a dude wanting to choke out his girlfriend lightly is far more worrying

It’s a joke, hun.

Speaking as an extreme breath play specialist worker, I’m very happy to see strangulation being normalised and celebrated! ^_^

It wasn’t so very long ago that if a target was found dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, his relatives would immediately suspect murder and call the police. We hitmen lived under intense suspicion and carried a burden of shame. ;_;

But in recent years, I’ve faced less antagonism from law enforcement, because now when people find my targets’ bodies, they say “Oh well, he was a cool, progressive kind of guy, I guess he must’ve been into choke porn”. And they don’t suspect a thing! ^_- Most of my targets tend to me assigned-male-at-births for some reason (it’s not a sexism thing, it’s just that drug barons, warlords, arms dealers, gangsters etc. tend to be popular targets and they’re male-dominated industries), and, luckily for me, they tend to be the demographic who openly and publicly discuss their fetish for physical assault and strangulation. And now they’re encouraged, and in turn that encourages and empowers me! ^_^

Thank-you to the original tweeters for being such a great ally to me! ❤