Tag: choking

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catwym:

lemonfxcker:

yourkinkisnasty:

this awful vegan guy i know just posted about vegan BDSM harnesses/leashes/collars and how awesome it is that now his BDSM can be “cruelty free” 

translation: i care more about chickens than i do about women 

It’s a kink that some men and women enjoy though. Stop trying to make every thing into hate on women. By the way, I am a woman.

Nothing wrong with getting off to roleplay rape and abuse :)))

Cruelty free bdsm is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

I’m happy to report that all my garrote wires are produced in the EEC and are free from conflict minerals.

So you mustn’t shame me for my work. I enjoy it and it’s entirely consensual! My targets knew what they were getting into when they took out a loan from my regular client Big Dave. Nothing wrong with strangulation – lots of folx are into choking these days.

All this kink stuff makes my work even easier, as a matter of fact – the Metropolitan Police hardly even bother to investigate the crime scenes any more! ^_-

ravenshepherdcomics:

zenurik:

vexahliaderolo:

my twitter and all my sidetwitters got locked because some terf must’ve searched the word terf and reported a tweet from over half a year ago 🙂 and i’ve managed to unlock all my accounts but one and twitter wont let me unlock it unless i verify a phone number and it wont let me because its registered to my main 🙂 and now it stopped me from doing it more for an undisclosed time 🙂

happy pride month 🙂

That happened to one of my friends, they got reported for basically saying the same thing

I hope all TERFS fucking choke and Twitter changes it’s damn policy cause this has happened to me too when I told gun nuts to fuck off.

I know the feeling: I, too, have been shamed and silenced for talking about choking people. I’ve been called “violent”, a “psychopath” and an “unrepentant killer” – that particular witness for the prosecution was very problematic!

Don’t let the meanies at Twitter or the judiciary get you down. You’re no more creepy than I am. ❤

Im no feminist but your sex life must be boring as fuck. As long as its two consenting adults then I see no problem with it. Choking is hot.

jillsteinfuneralcity:

yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore

So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.

Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there

dimittas:

tooiconic:

dimittas:

travelling-cat-salesman:

klubbhead:

blackberryshawty:

I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you

I wish the gays™ knew that whoring around with random older men won’t replace theirs.

aren’t you like 20 years older than your gf lmao

this is the man who posts pictures of him fucking his girlfriend on the same site he posts his children

He has never once posted a photo of him having sex with me. Even if he did, it would mean he can’t ever post a nice photo of him with the kids? What logic is this? lol

oh shit…. sis he cheating

Now that is an interesting technique! Usually when I’m killing somebody I don’t double the belt back like that, I pull it in the same direction – got to make it look like the target did it themselves, after all.

As one strangler to another: where did you learn that? Can you teach me anything else? My “top tip” is to drug the target with a little pure heroin first – it makes them much easier to kill, and if you use too much, you can just add more and make the death look like an accidental overdose. ^_- The clients don’t usually mind, but you can end up out of pocket if you need to get more supplies.

It’s so nice to meet more guys like me! ^_^  I haven’t met anyone who loves lethal violence as much as I do since I was on remand, and I’ve actually never met another strangler.

So, are you professional too? If not, you really should be! I’ll put in a good word for you with my former manager, Sid “The Snake”. He’s been looking for more enforcers since I went freelance. You would be killing assigned-male-at-births mostly: the targets tend to be arms dealers or gangsters and they’re quite male-dominated industries. But if you don’t mind choking them instead of young unarmed women, you’d be perfect! Expect to see a letter for you in the London Evening Standard soon xoxo

discourseful:

discourseful:

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

As someone heavily involved in the “underworld scene”, I wish I could have had conversations like these with my parents.

In fact, I had exactly the conversation in F) when I was but a boy of eight. Mother said, “Gaspar, dear, the nanny tells me you tied up next door’s cat and poked it with a stick, and she’s very upset. What do you have to say for yourself?”
If only I’d felt able to say “Mother, you keep talking negatively about bondage and inflicting pain, and it hurts my feelings”! But being a mere child, without access to kink-positive resources, I lacked the words to express myself and be truly understood.

Instead I shrugged and said “I like hurting things”. And she sent me to my room, the kinkphobic SKERFy bitch.

tooiconic:

clitrex:

pattythenest:

clitrex:

little-red-clitoral-hood:

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Men are fucking horrifying. 

kill men 

@little-red-clitoral-hood if you are really gonna take this THAT seriously..idk what else to tell you
clitrex please seek therapy 

The fact that you take a dude wanting to choke out his girlfriend lightly is far more worrying

It’s a joke, hun.

Speaking as an extreme breath play specialist worker, I’m very happy to see strangulation being normalised and celebrated! ^_^

It wasn’t so very long ago that if a target was found dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, his relatives would immediately suspect murder and call the police. We hitmen lived under intense suspicion and carried a burden of shame. ;_;

But in recent years, I’ve faced less antagonism from law enforcement, because now when people find my targets’ bodies, they say “Oh well, he was a cool, progressive kind of guy, I guess he must’ve been into choke porn”. And they don’t suspect a thing! ^_- Most of my targets tend to me assigned-male-at-births for some reason (it’s not a sexism thing, it’s just that drug barons, warlords, arms dealers, gangsters etc. tend to be popular targets and they’re male-dominated industries), and, luckily for me, they tend to be the demographic who openly and publicly discuss their fetish for physical assault and strangulation. And now they’re encouraged, and in turn that encourages and empowers me! ^_^

Thank-you to the original tweeters for being such a great ally to me! ❤

If you’re trying to say lesbians can’t like dick For starters doesn’t have to be anything sexual in the relationship And either way lesbians are wlw and trans women are (shockingly) women

evilguacamole:

glow-cats:

evilguacamole:

glow-cats:

evilguacamole:

glow-cats:

evilguacamole:

iloveradfems:

spencer-shayy:

izzy-pea:

So you’re saying lesbians (who don’t like dick) should be in sexless relationships with males to work around the fact that they aren’t attracted to them? Do you realise how homophobic that is?

Here’s the thing you rape-promoting trans activists can’t wrap your tiny minds around. Nobody is obligated to talk to, befriend, date, and/or sleep with anyone. Nobody is owed any of that. Not transwomen, not transmen, not “cis” people. Nobody.

NO MEANS NO.

It might be a shocker for you but lesbians not only don’t like dick but they also LIKE and want vulvas, what’s the solution for that?Lesbians ignoring their desires to be with a male?

The lesbians I know define their orientation by liking women, not genitals.

That’s what we used to do, until the trans movement started redefining our words. 🙂

Y’all are using feminism to promote anti queer, ultra conservative hate mongering. You don’t get to talk about redefining words, you walking sack of garbage. Fuck off.

What the fuck is “anti queer”?

The trans movement is actually the “ultra conservative hate mongering” group, as you’ve so kindly put it. You constantly fucking harass and degrade lesbians into dating men, you violate women’s boundaries and guilt us into prioritising men. But do tell me how my feminism is the one that’s conservative.

I DO get to talk about redefining words, because it directly affects me. I can’t call myself a lesbian without 100 people screaming at me that if I don’t include men I’m a disgusting mistake, and that I deserve to be raped. What the hell am I, if not a lesbian? There’s no word to describe my sexuality anymore, because the trans movement has warped its meaning into another useless fucking term for bisexual.

But yeah.. I guess I’M the walking sack of garbage because my feminism prioritises women. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you disgusting homophobe.

Mmm. Yes. Now which of us are the republicans going to for legislation advice? Oh right, TERFs.

Trans women are women. Nothing you’ve said is relevant to the conversation because you are talking about men. You define women by a patriarchal sexual binary where sex organs trump any feminist ideas on gender. It’s industrialist, colonialist and misogynist to adhere to such poor understandings of gender. Your feminism sucks.

You are a lesbian who excludes lesbians because you adhere to patriarchal values. Anyone who says you must date some person is terrible and rape that’s are never okay. But regardless of dating preference you are still a bigot and a terrible person. I mean, I don’t care who you date: if you say trans women aren’t women you suck, you’re a bigot, a tool of conservatives and a blight on feminism. If you did date a trans woman and said they weren’t a woman you wouldn’t be any better a person. I’ve still never seen anyone ever even say this shit. What trans woman wants to be with a TERF? I don’t know anyone who’d want to be with a TERF other than another TERF. And I know a ton of lesbians, cis and trans. Every lesbian I know would rather date a man than a TERF.

You are still a lesbian. A really shitty one. Similar to one that wouldn’t date fat women or Black women. You’re still a lesbian though. You’re the one that wants bigotry to be part of your sexual identity. Why do you care if other lesbians would date trans women? You only want to date those who’ve never touched a peepee or something? Please, you’re like a man who doesn’t want a woman who’s touched someone else’s dick before his.

Your feminism prioritizes men’s views of what makes a woman. Which isn’t feminism at all. You can call me homophobic, but it doesn’t change that you are a bigot and trans women are women.

“Your feminism prioritizes men’s views of what makes a woman” so you obviously have no idea what radical feminism is, making everything else you said irrelevant lmfao. What are you basing your information on? Tumblr? I think it’s time to branch out.

Come back to me when you actually know what you’re talking about.

The patriarchy defines women by genitals, in binary and by breeding function. As do you.

You do not understand what a woman is and you are a tool of the patriarchy to maintain your ignorance and bigotry. You treat trans women as men treat all women: you do not trust them, you do not trust them to understand their bodies, you do not give them the freedom to be themselves, you wish to deny their bodily autonomy, you deny them their sexuality and their humanity. All to maintain your frail status quo.

I know what a “radical feminist” is. They are the cancer of feminism.

So happy to see this tagged #terfscanchoke! ^_^ Speaking as an identity-fluid assigned-male-at-birth with a history of committing strangulation murders and who is currently, woefully unlucky in love, it’s nice to see I’m not alone.

When most assigned-female-at-births find out about my criminal history and current employment status as a hitman (some very personal information which I TRUSTED THEM WITH), they either make their excuses and leave, or they start screaming and flee (rude!). And then I have to go back to my lonely, empty Kensington penthouse, and that’s denying me my sexuality and therefore my humanity! TT_TT I mean, I’ve always got my sexy scrapbook of photographs of things I’ve set fire to, but it’s just not the same without someone to share it with. Those selfish bitches.

I feel really offended when women don’t trust me. Perhaps they’ve encountered other violent AMABs in the past, or they’ve lived a life of seeing AFABs being blamed for violence against them committed by AMABs, and they’re judging me by the same standards. But I have never assaulted anyone without a contract. If anything, that makes me much safer to be around!

Anyway, I feel really pleased and validated and quite excited to see a celebration of people choking to death and recognition of my right to acquiescence, and of other people’s boundaries as the problematic obstacles that they are! ^_^  Actually, my former agency has been looking to replace me since I went freelance. You’d be a great fit! If you don’t mind the fact that most of the targets tend to be AMABs (they’re usually arms dealers, spies or organised crime bosses) rather than feminists, I could put in a good word for you with Sid “The Snake” if you like?

Thank-you for your allyship! ❤

So since I posted the last video stills, I’ve found that there seems to be a big demand for pictures of men committing strangulations. Lots of other assigned-male-at-birth people seem to think they’re sexy, for some reason. Well, I’m really flattered! I hope it’s okay that my victims are almost always men, I think they like watching women being choked, but I hope this will do (and tbqh if it doesn’t, then you’re a queerphobe for not getting off on same-sex lethal violence)!! Enjoy… ^_-