Did you know that, in most countries, it is perfectly legal to be murdered, but illegal to commit murder and to place a hit? It doesn’t make any sense! O___o?
This legal peculiarity is called the Nordic Model, and it causes me no end of problems. By criminalising one side of the transaction, the whole contract killing industry is driven underground. We hitmen (and hit-non-men) need full legalisation, and immunity for our clients! The industry could be taxed and regulated, to make sure we did nice, clean, humane kills – like my strangulation work, and unlike Dmitry’s usual MO of drowning the target in the nearest toilet. (No class, that man.)
The system has clearly failed in the Nordic countries for which it is named. There is a long and very popular trend of exciting “Scandi-noir” murder fiction, which I think suggests that there’s a real appetite for change.
Support full legalisation of the murder industry, please! ^_^
Tag: clients
Debunking some myths about my clients
It’s an unfortunate and very offensive stereotype that all our clients are exactly the same. They’re #NotAll Mafia bosses or politicians. In fact I’ll give you some examples, while trying to maintain their anonymity and confidentiality. In the last few months, I’ve been hired by:
Businessmen
Congressmen
Salarymen
Lords
Barons
Sheikhs
Princes
Husbands
Fathers
Grandfathers
Godfathers
Drug kingpins
Warlords
all from a wide and diverse range of backgrounds. My clients are from all different races, religions and national origins. I challenge you to think of ONE THING all these rich men have in common.
You can’t do it, because there is nothing – these rich men are all completely different and you cannot profile them. So stop trying to doxx them and stop them from hiring me, you horrible SKERFs and law enforcement. Leave them to plan murders in peace!
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