stranglewankhitman:

a-door-behind-a-door:

down with terfs/rad fems but also down with alt-right; you both are very evil

YASSSS. Down with SKERFs and every kind of exclusionary radical feminists! I’ve been saying this for a long time: feminists who oppose my right to identify as I please and who oppose MY CHOICE to enter a career in the violence industry (along with the CHOICE of all conscripts and child soldiers) are responsible for any and all violence I may face in my working life.

Not literally, I mean, but figuratively. In my career, I’ve been tortured, beaten up and shot, and admittedly it’s been exclusively by assigned-male-at-births. But I suspect the reason AMABs attack me so often is they’ve been listening to feminists too much, in fact I’m sure of it.
Recently, I was stabbed in the thigh by the leader of a Russian neo-Nazi prison gang. I was going to assassinate him, and he took offence and tried to stop me. Where did a cis male neo-Nazi gangster get the idea to commit violence if not from reading Sheila Jeffries?

oh yeah, also down with the far-right themselves, they’re not very nice either, I suppose. They’re very stylish though, I like their scratchy tattoos and unusual haircuts (like my cool patchy style! I can’t get any tattoos though, I’m not supposed to have any identifying marks, being as I am identity-fluid). But yeah, they are very evil, almost as evil as feminists!

i realize you’re trying to troll me but you bring up a good point with your comment “feminists who oppose my right to identify as i please …. are responsible for any …. violence”

but i mean, are the feminists you’re describing TRUE feminists if they are attacking you and your identity? things to think about.

feminists aren’t evil, many are fighting for equality in the world (myself included). I think the word you’re thinking here is “misandrists”, which are women who want to put down men.

I would define TERFs as transphobic misandrists, imo. Thanks for your input, asshole

I’m not trying to troll, I agree? o___O? That is a good point though, feminists who exclude identity-fluid violence workers such as myself are not real feminists, they ARE misandrists, systemic haters of men and they are entirely responsible for other men assaulting me. I mean, if feminism doesn’t include males, who is it even for? These so-called “feminists” keep talking about “male violence” as if there’s any kind of pattern to violent crimes, and they use that as an excuse to keep males like me out of their spaces. Which is really mean and exclusionary to me, those misandrist bitch cunt scum!

down with terfs/rad fems but also down with alt-right; you both are very evil

YASSSS. Down with SKERFs and every kind of exclusionary radical feminists! I’ve been saying this for a long time: feminists who oppose my right to identify as I please and who oppose MY CHOICE to enter a career in the violence industry (along with the CHOICE of all conscripts and child soldiers) are responsible for any and all violence I may face in my working life.

Not literally, I mean, but figuratively. In my career, I’ve been tortured, beaten up and shot, and admittedly it’s been exclusively by assigned-male-at-births. But I suspect the reason AMABs attack me so often is they’ve been listening to feminists too much, in fact I’m sure of it.
Recently, I was stabbed in the thigh by the leader of a Russian neo-Nazi prison gang. I was going to assassinate him, and he took offence and tried to stop me. Where did a cis male neo-Nazi gangster get the idea to commit violence if not from reading Sheila Jeffries?

oh yeah, also down with the far-right themselves, they’re not very nice either, I suppose. They’re very stylish though, I like their scratchy tattoos and unusual haircuts (like my cool patchy style! I can’t get any tattoos though, I’m not supposed to have any identifying marks, being as I am identity-fluid). But yeah, they are very evil, almost as evil as feminists!

Strangulation: What You Need to Know

Another article in my #hitbabies series! I’m going to teach you a bit about the profession.

When it comes to your target’s body, it’s important that you have the facts. With that sentiment in mind, I’m here to lay it all out for you when it comes to strangulation.

It’s important that we talk about all kinds of violent murders, because not everyone is doing, or wants to have, “non-violent” careers. If you don’t want to kill people, but your agency is pressuring you into it, or someone more powerful than you is blackmailing you to make you do a hit, it’s helpful to know the facts.

If you’re not comfortable reading about murder, that’s perfectly OK, too, but it would make you a murderphobic, intolerant, old-fashioned SKERF, so, your choice.

Obviously there is a lot of stuff on the Internet about murder, but what about young people? What about the so-called “child soldiers” who need to know about this for their job (and who are entirely consenting to a career in the murder industry)?

This is strangulation 101, for youngsters, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.

Why strangulation?
Strangulation, though often stigmatised, is a perfectly natural way to kill. Seriously, animals in the wild kill by compressing their prey’s throat, and boa constrictors kill by asphyxiation. So if you’re a little worried about trying it or can’t understand why anyone would do it, just know that you’re in the minority and you’re wrong.

That being said, strangulation is not enjoyed by everyone, particularly the target, and that’s OK.

The appeal of strangulation when the target has a laryngeal prominence
For targets with a laryngeal prominence, you can have a great and easy experience by using their laryngeal prominence as a guide for placement of your ligature.

First of all: What is a laryngeal prominence? It is a piece of cartilage over the larynx, also known as the “Adam’s apple”, It feels like a solid, small bulge.

The appeal of strangulation when the target does not have a laryngeal prominence
Just because the target doesn’t have a laryngeal prominence does not mean murder is off-limits. In theory, violence against non-laryngeal prominence owners is taboo, but in practice, it’s actually considered quite normal and encouraged. Many laryngeal prominence owners love committing violence against non-laryngeal proninence owners and often get away with it, or even pressure the target into letting them do it! (If you’re reading this and you’re a non-laryngeal prominence owner and you don’t want to be choked, what’s wrong with you, you mean old SKERF?)

[edit: Safety
I forgot to mention this bit – make sure you use gloves and protect your hands. If you’re using piano wire without protection, you could cut through your own fingers, so don’t do that. Also the target might fight back or summon their goons and kill you, and you might get arrested and get life in prison or executed depending on your local laws. But whatever, that stuff’s boring and unglamorous, so back to the fun stuff!]

Start slow – seriously
Here is the real deal. You can’t just decide you’re going to kill someone one day and then go for it.

Nope. Not a great idea. If you want to make the kill look like it was self-inflicted, like an auto-erotic asphyxiation, you need to start slowly. Silence the target first by compressing the
larynx, gently. You don’t want to leave marks at this point. Start with
your hand or arm, then use your ligature.

remember to place the ligature above the larynx (use the laryngeal prominence as a guide, if the target owns one), and pull the ligature up and under the mandible.

If you’re in a hurry and you’re not concerned about getting caught after the fact, you can skip straight to the ligature strangulation. Slip it over the target’s head and pull hard and quickly so they can’t shout for back-up.

Yes, there might be some blood
Forgive me for waiting until the very end of this piece to get to this burning question, but I wanted you to know the benefits and positives when it comes to strangulation. Because there are many!
I want to personally assure you that you will not get covered in blood during strangulation. Sure, there are horror stories about people getting murdered and abused, and killing somehow being a bad thing, but aren’t there always? Who cares about those victims, right? They just weren’t doing it right, or they weren’t open-minded enough to enjoy the violence!

That being said, yes, if you’re using a thin wire, you might cut the target and come into contact with some blood. You are cutting the carotid artery. It is where blood flows. It’s NOT a big deal. Everybody bleeds. Everyone has a circulatory system.

Murder can be awesome, and if you want to give it a go, you do that. More power to you.

This article has been updated to include the importance of using protection during strangulation and not accidentally cutting your own fingers off or being murdered in self-defence by the target or being caught by law enforcement. Whoops!

Dmitry Svodnik is still a cockwomble

Dmitry: hows it going shitman
Me: Yes, very clever, Dmitry. I’ll have you know I’m enjoying a very relaxing week, thank-you. Guro’s visiting, so I’ve only done two kills this week.
Dmitry: こんばんは加害者-さん
Me: Shut up, you can’t even speak English, you uncultured swine. Anyway, if you suddenly know so much about language, maybe you can tell me why some SKERF on the Internet called me a “tim” today. I saw some fake feminist article about “male violence” or something. If feminism excludes violent males, who’s it even for, I ask you? So I commented saying that, as a violent male of fluid identity, I felt it was cruel to exclude me from feminism just for my male-ness and my violence, and the author replied with some whiny bitchy pre-menstrual nagging rubbish that I admit I didn’t really read, in which she used the term “tim” to describe me (I read the bit about me, natch). What’s that about and should I be offended?
Dmitry: is probably cuz u look like Tim Roth
Me: Fuck off, no I don’t.
Dmitry: u do, in Reservoir Dogs were he is getting shot and crying “aaaaaa” all the time with his floppy hair, is u
Dmitry: big dave call u mister orange loooool
Me: FYI, all the AFABs dig my hair, the missing patches are bang on trend. So your little “polonium poisoning” prank has only made me even cooler and edgier.
Dmitry: anyway i think it mean “trans-identified male” wich u r cuz of ur identity fluid
Me: Oh, right. Fair enough, then.
Me: Really I’d rather they didn’t identify me at all, especially not to the police, but at least they respect my identity.
Me: Well, thank-you Dmitry, now kindly fuck off, I have better things to do than talk to you.
Dmitry: have nice evening gaspar! xD

radladiesunite:

radwitchescauldron:

theeleanorvance:

dorkinlesbian:

radladiesunite:

what a moron

Uuuughh

“the fear [of being abused] is not based on a real threat” for women who have already been abused

do… do u hear yourself

They don’t care. Abuse that happens to women isn’t real to them. And when something happens that they can’t just hand wave away, then we had it coming for a host of reasons- we spoke up, we were dressed wrong, we denied a man something he wanted.

These assholes use the same language as other abusive men. Gee, I wonder why…

Btw, this person isn’t just spouting off this nonsense online, they are implementing unisex communal stalls at their university.

They admitted there is not enough studies or evidence, which somehow proves their point (something they should know isn’t true if they supposedly study science):

But somehow also claim they KNOW that theres no risk:

Then they said the old “It’s never happened!!!!”:

When I provided instances of it happening, they go where every other liberal nutjob goes when face with this; They dismiss it, blame the victim, say prevention laws don’t work/don’t matter:

These people, even when faced with evidence, or lack thereof, even when provided counter examples and shown holes in their logic…still continue to prioritize TW comfort and safety over females. They claim it never happens, or when it does its inevitable, or that out fears are not based in reality, that women are not at risk. Sound familiar?

Well, actually, for your information, sweety, I can’t just walk into a bathroom and assault someone. It’s very difficult to get close to my targets in the first place, and it’s even more difficult if they have a nasty, exclusionary, SKERFy “safe space” specifically designed to keep you out!

Why shouldn’t I be allowed to assault people in bathrooms? It’s not like I go around assaulting people indiscriminately – my clients have to put a hit on them first – and it’s a useful place to clean up any blood afterwards.

Do you know how offensive it is to be told a whole institution exists only to exclude “male violence”, just because I’m a violent male? I think it’s really judgemental how these so-called “feminists” ally with religious organisations to have “moral objections” to assault and murder. I fully support neutral bathrooms for everyone! I’m sick of being challenged. If assigned-female-at-births would just shut the fuck up and stop screaming, and stop saying they “feel uncomfortable and threatened” when they see a large man in a balaclava throttling someone to death, then it would make my life MUCH easier. I’m just there to do my job, let me get on with it!

I mean, sure, sometimes assigned-male-at-births challenge me too (they don’t tend to scream, they just try to beat me up), and of course there are probably like one or two assigned-male-at-births who aren’t quite as discreet as I am and might want to assault people without a contract. But the REAL problem here is those exclusionary, gatekeeping, whiny, pre-menstrual, bitchy SKERF cunts. We need to focus on the real problem.

xojanedotcom:

7 Beauty Products that Make Me Feel Like a Better Feminist

I’m obsessed with makeup, but also obsessed with Faludi’s new wave feminist critique of academic deconstruction.

“Last year, it seemed like feminism finally became “cool.” Obviously, I’ve always thought feminism was the tits (see: my extremely passionate second-grade campaign for Sacagawea on the dollar coin); however, in 2015, it seemed like the rest of the world finally caught on.”

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As you know, I am a proud feminist, and SKERFs keep criticising me for that. They say “you are a rich upper-class white het man who promotes sexual violence and cannot claim to speak for the millions of victims of the sex industry”, and it hurts my feelings.

So I was happy to learn I can just buy more feminism, thanks to XOJane! I might skip the lipstick – I don’t want to smear it when pulling my masks over my head – but the moisturiser looks pretty good. I work irregular hours and I don’t get a lot of sleep, so I’ve been meaning to get some skincare products to deal with my under-eye bags.
Plus I’m a bit sensitive about my nose. When I was new to the industry I was meant to kill an arms dealer, and he was a very large chap, and I didn’t realise I had to use more drugs on him. Schoolboy error! ^_^; Anyway, he alerted his goons and they broke both my legs and my nose, and it hasn’t looked quite the same since. The contouring stick should help with that, and make me a better feminist.

Join Project #SaveEF

evrydayfeminism:

Everyday Feminism is in trouble, y’all. Here’s the bad news – and what it means for you.

JOIN PROJECT #SAVEEF

I’m asking all my followers and former clients to please support great, validating feminist media that is REAL feminism, i.e. inclusive of sadism, sex work legalisation and acceptance, and heterosexual queer-identified men with unusual haircuts such as my good self.

I can’t actually tag any of my clients in this because of the huge stigma against hiring sexualised murder workers (if I named any of them, they could even face prison! That’s why we need decriminalisation now!) But they know how to contact me, and they had a spare £10k to spend on my services, so I’m sure they’ll dig deep to support a great cause!

Join Project #SaveEF

yes I’m still going on about dating preferences because it’s the main way I’m oppressed and I’m cross about it okay

You know, if SKERFs would give me a chance and date me, I think they’d find my fluid identity is a plus. I’m a sexy man of mystery! ^_-
Besides, they’re always saying they love a man in uniform, and I’m always beating random uniformed staff into unconsciousness, borrowing their clothes and documents and identifying as them.

And if you say “that doesn’t count, no matter what clothes you wear and what name you use, I don’t see you as John Smith, security guard, I still see you as Gaspar Milligan, stranglewank hitman, and I don’t want to date a murderer”, then YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

That is invalidating my identity. It is essentialist, it is problematic and it is exclusionary. And it’s insulting my disguise skills – I had everyone else in the building convinced long enough for me to murder their boss and escape, so why can’t YOU see me as my preferred identity? PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON HITMEN END UP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES, FEET ENCASED IN CONCRETE. It’s all your fault and you should feel bad.
Feminism will include men, regardless of murder history, or it will be bullshit.

Anyway if any REAL feminists (ie not SKERFy bitch cunt whore (I’m allowed to say that word because I’m a sex worker) scum) out there want to date me, just use the Ask box or leave a coded message in the Evening Standard letters page
😘

Stills from a sex education video I did in association with Everyday Feminism, and Cain and Abel Hunting Supplies. Advice for newbies in the extreme breath play BDSM industry!

I don’t think I missed out anything important. Is there anything would-be assassins need to know about staying safe and not getting themselves seriously injured?

Anyway, use the offer code GASPAR to get 50% off all handguns and hunting knives and free shipping while stocks last!

Debunking some myths about my clients

It’s an unfortunate and very offensive stereotype that all our clients are exactly the same. They’re #NotAll Mafia bosses or politicians. In fact I’ll give you some examples, while trying to maintain their anonymity and confidentiality. In the last few months, I’ve been hired by:

Businessmen
Congressmen
Salarymen
Lords
Barons
Sheikhs
Princes
Husbands
Fathers
Grandfathers
Godfathers
Drug kingpins
Warlords

all from a wide and diverse range of backgrounds. My clients are from all different races, religions and national origins. I challenge you to think of ONE THING all these rich men have in common.

You can’t do it, because there is nothing – these rich men are all completely different and you cannot profile them. So stop trying to doxx them and stop them from hiring me, you horrible SKERFs and law enforcement. Leave them to plan murders in peace!