and ever since, sheâs been fighting for the rights of the well-educated folx who chose their jobs in the industry.
Whatâs more, the NZPC is super intersectional! Anna Reed of the NZPC said, âIf I was young and beautiful, I would love to go on a âworking holidayâ somewhere where the laws protected me. That would be a great holiday… People come here knowing what theyâre doing.â This is just the sort of support and inclusivity we need for migrant folx whoâve been trafficked onto a working holiday.
Well, so the witnesses and so-called âvictimsâ say, but, as the brothersâ defence lawyer said,
“If the situation was as bad as they portray, why would the NZ Prostitutes Collective support
[them]?â
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Why indeed? Those silly girls are probably just mistaken or lying.
Anyway, Her Dameship says, "It’s extraordinary to see how far we have come. This shows the
acceptance of this industry. We are a part of society, not apart from
it. It’s about reducing the stigma and acknowledging that we are an
inclusive society in this country.â â¤
Iâm sure itâs only a matter of time before Iâm knighted too, for acceptance of the industry. Iâve done so much to normalise buying and selling brutal assaults. Check my #hitbabies tag, I give lots of advice to folx new to working in the industry and to make it sound nice and glamorous. I advocate for those of us who choose and enjoy our work, and for our clients, who are all really lovely people and actually very sweet, shy men who would never hurt a fly. Thatâs why they hire us hitmen to do it for them!
Sir Gaspar of Kensington, for services to rehabilitating the violence industryâs public reputation. Watch out for the New Year honours list! ^_-
they are a graphic designer looking for a full time job with freelance work or full time graphic design opportunities and would also appreciate any recommendations for work in the st louis area or for remote work !
I donât know what happened here but it sounds like people should see this
three white enbies bragged about waiting outside a gay bar to jump a latina lesbian who misgendered a trans man who started shit with her inside
can someone link one of the original posts about this with all the receipts?
Whatâs funny about her begging for money on tumblr is that her parents sent her to one of the most prestigious, expensive all-girls catholic schools in her state growing up: St. Ursula Academy. Not only that, but they had her in elite dance training for her whole life. Based on the combined tuition and fees of around 15 thousand dollars a yearâmore than most people pay for advanced degreesâitâs clear she has money. So why the fuck is she e-begging from genderhairs who are too maladjusted to make a phone call, let alone hold steady, well-paying jobs? đ¤
Privileged, wealthy white women. ShockerâŚ.
So the person who helped beat up a young lesbian is a bougie Catholic.
Wow who could have guessed.
You can DM @CashSupport on Twitter to tell them that one of their users is seeking their services to fund her consequences of hate crimes.
Iâm from Cincinnati. St. Ursula is for the rich white girls; St. Ursuline is for the white girls who get themselves in trouble. St. Ursula costs $15K/yr in tuition and theyâve been heavily criticized in recent years for charging an additional $5K to girls with learning disabilities or special needs.
According to the website and common knowledge in the city: âThe student body is 90% Roman Catholic with the remaining 10% of our population belonging to other Christian, Jewish, Hindu and Muslim faiths. Over the past five years, the minority student populations average remains steady at 7%.â
Theyâre asking donations for a white girl from a rich family who made good money at a nice marketing firm.Â
Queers keeping it real. Privileged white bullshit.
7%?????????? i am fucking DEAD ofc a rich white enby gets her rocks off beating up latina lesbiansÂ
anyone who donates is a fucking idiot
this is every single queer who isnât a neet by choice
tfw your activism consists of donating money to trust fund kids for assaulting and publicly humiliating brown lesbians.
this is the absolute state of kweer activism.
Well, since I learnt about their background, this changes everything! I’m also white and an alumnus of Eton and Carradine College, Oxford, so I quite sympathise with folx who attended prestigious, expensive institutions. (And HMP Belmarsh, if that counts.)
My job offer still stands, Mx. Welage. I’d donate, but I’m a little strapped this month – I had to pay off the police again to ignore a string of killings in Soho (last time I offer bulk discounts!)
My former manager Sid “The Snake” is always looking for people who can use multiple identities and grievously injure unarmed victims. Why not get paid to do what you love?
Iâm so heartened to see so many youngsters getting involved in enforcement work!
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Back when I was their age, whenever I covered my face and threatened people, I was called all sorts of hurtful names (âpsychoâ, âcreepâ, ârepeated violent offenderâ et cetera). I relied on Sid âThe Snakeâ, my manager at the time, for support and industry contacts, so that I could keep doing what I love. Thatâs where I met Dmitry and Big Dave, and we were all under constant suspicion and treated as outcasts.
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Fast forward fifteen years, and, even though Iâve since moved up in my career and am now a fully-fledged contract killer, my platonic chums and I still enjoy committing low-level assaults and intimidation now and again, just like the old days. But – thanks in part to my activism and positivity, I like to think – these brave young souls are using the same classic techniques that we used, masking up and threatening a l*sbian and blocking her path, and they are celebrated as progressive!
Iâm proud to have blazed a trail for the current generation of violent AMABs. Iâm hopeful that their journey will be easier than mine was; itâs a sign of how far weâve come that Big Dave and I mostly targeted debtors and gang rivals and we got into all sorts of trouble, and today, these plucky folx can threaten unarmed women for attending a debate and not piping down and being quiet.
Theyâll have a great future in the industry one day. Best of luck, #hitbabies! ^_^
Men out here really acting like their violence is new and innovative because they word it differently
Yeah a Youtube channel recording your crimes will get you far, dude.
Speaking as a violent assigned-male-at-birth of fluid identity, I think I can bring something to the table here! When it comes to recordings, you have to be careful. My clients often want proof of the kill, but I canât keep or circulate any evidence that the police could use to link me to it. So I usually wear a balaclava in my photos, or I just photograph the targetâs body, though sometimes Iâll take their wallet, a personal item or a finger or something if the client especially requests it.
I donât know if thereâs anything specific to killing feminists though: usually Iâm hired to whack arms dealers and drug lords, and those are quite male-dominated industries, so YMMV. Iâm sure the principles are the same, though.
Can I just say how great it is to see other young violent AMABs who share my same entrepreneurial spirit and bloodlust? Youâre going to face some prejudice for sure – many meanies, like my parents, psychiatrists and witnesses for the prosecution have been very critical of my decision to become an assassin. TT_TT But you might be onto something with attacking feminists: these days, lots of people support assaulting women and even claim it can be quite progressive and empowering, so thereâs never been a better time to get into the violence industry!
Best of luck đ Do have a look through my #hitbabies tag for lots more advice and support for people new to the trade! ^_^
Lots of mean old AFABs call me “creepyâ or âskeevyâ or a âhomicidal fucking psychopathâ (an ableist slur, bt-dubs) just because I get off on restraining, assaulting and then murdering people. I always enjoyed having power over victims since I was a boy, killing ants in the back garden with a magnifying glass, and tying up the neighboursâ cat. âDo what you loveâ, the mercifully open-minded careers advisor at my alma mater (Carradine College, Oxford) said to me, and so I became a hitman. And as shown here, restraining and disabling someoneâs limbs so you can give them a âhard poundingâ (I assume they mean with a hammer, tactical baton or improvised weapon) is a natural, healthy, fun thing to do! Look, it’s presented right alongside boring old toys for âgenital stimulationâ (apparently some people like that? đ¤ˇââď¸).
So stop judging me for getting off on violence. Itâs anti-feminist (Everyday Feminism says so), and it makes me feel sad and left out. Harnesses and restraints are a great idea, especially for people new to the industry who are still working on their quick kill techniques. What a great idea for any #hitbabies out there! UwU
Another article in my #hitbabies series! Iâm going to teach you a bit about the profession.
When it comes to your targetâs body, itâs important that you have the facts. With that sentiment in mind, Iâm here to lay it all out for you when it comes to strangulation.
Itâs important that we talk about all kinds of violent murders, because not everyone is doing, or wants to have, ânon-violentâ careers. If you donât want to kill people, but your agency is pressuring you into it, or someone more powerful than you is blackmailing you to make you do a hit, itâs helpful to know the facts.
If youâre not comfortable reading about murder, thatâs perfectly OK, too, but it would make you a murderphobic, intolerant, old-fashioned SKERF, so, your choice.
Obviously there is a lot of stuff on the Internet about murder, but what about young people? What about the so-called âchild soldiersâ who need to know about this for their job (and who are entirely consenting to a career in the murder industry)?
This is strangulation 101, for youngsters, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.
Why strangulation? Strangulation, though often stigmatised, is a perfectly natural way to kill. Seriously, animals in the wild kill by compressing their preyâs throat, and boa constrictors kill by asphyxiation. So if youâre a little worried about trying it or canât understand why anyone would do it, just know that youâre in the minority and youâre wrong.
That being said, strangulation is not enjoyed by everyone, particularly the target, and thatâs OK.
The appeal of strangulation when the target has a laryngeal prominence For targets with a laryngeal prominence, you can have a great and easy experience by using their laryngeal prominence as a guide for placement of your ligature.
First of all: What is a laryngeal prominence? It is a piece of cartilage over the larynx, also known as the âAdamâs appleâ, It feels like a solid, small bulge.
The appeal of strangulation when the target does not have a laryngeal prominence Just because the target doesnât have a laryngeal prominence does not mean murder is off-limits. In theory, violence against non-laryngeal prominence owners is taboo, but in practice, itâs actually considered quite normal and encouraged. Many laryngeal prominence owners love committing violence against non-laryngeal proninence owners and often get away with it, or even pressure the target into letting them do it! (If youâre reading this and youâre a non-laryngeal prominence owner and you donât want to be choked, whatâs wrong with you, you mean old SKERF?)
[edit: Safety I forgot to mention this bit – make sure you use gloves and protect your hands. If youâre using piano wire without protection, you could cut through your own fingers, so donât do that. Also the target might fight back or summon their goons and kill you, and you might get arrested and get life in prison or executed depending on your local laws. But whatever, that stuffâs boring and unglamorous, so back to the fun stuff!]
Start slow – seriously Here is the real deal. You canât just decide youâre going to kill someone one day and then go for it.
Nope. Not a great idea. If you want to make the kill look like it was self-inflicted, like an auto-erotic asphyxiation, you need to start slowly. Silence the target first by compressing the
larynx, gently. You donât want to leave marks at this point. Start with
your hand or arm, then use your ligature.
remember to place the ligature above the larynx (use the laryngeal prominence as a guide, if the target owns one), and pull the ligature up and under the mandible.
If youâre in a hurry and youâre not concerned about getting caught after the fact, you can skip straight to the ligature strangulation. Slip it over the targetâs head and pull hard and quickly so they canât shout for back-up.
Yes, there might be some blood Forgive me for waiting until the very end of this piece to get to this burning question, but I wanted you to know the benefits and positives when it comes to strangulation. Because there are many! I want to personally assure you that you will not get covered in blood during strangulation. Sure, there are horror stories about people getting murdered and abused, and killing somehow being a bad thing, but arenât there always? Who cares about those victims, right? They just werenât doing it right, or they werenât open-minded enough to enjoy the violence!
That being said, yes, if youâre using a thin wire, you might cut the target and come into contact with some blood. You are cutting the carotid artery. It is where blood flows. Itâs NOT a big deal. Everybody bleeds. Everyone has a circulatory system.
Murder can be awesome, and if you want to give it a go, you do that. More power to you.
This article has been updated to include the importance of using protection during strangulation and not accidentally cutting your own fingers off or being murdered in self-defence by the target or being caught by law enforcement. Whoops!
Oh fuck, I forgot to label the trachea in the anatomy diagram. Ah well, never mind. Itâs not like the tracheaâs all that important for breathing, right?
Another article in my #hitbabies series! Iâm going to teach you a bit about the profession.
When it comes to your targetâs body, itâs important that you have the facts. With that sentiment in mind, Iâm here to lay it all out for you when it comes to strangulation.
Itâs important that we talk about all kinds of violent murders, because not everyone is doing, or wants to have, ânon-violentâ careers. If you donât want to kill people, but your agency is pressuring you into it, or someone more powerful than you is blackmailing you to make you do a hit, itâs helpful to know the facts.
If youâre not comfortable reading about murder, thatâs perfectly OK, too, but it would make you a murderphobic, intolerant, old-fashioned SKERF, so, your choice.
Obviously there is a lot of stuff on the Internet about murder, but what about young people? What about the so-called âchild soldiersâ who need to know about this for their job (and who are entirely consenting to a career in the murder industry)?
This is strangulation 101, for youngsters, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.
Why strangulation? Strangulation, though often stigmatised, is a perfectly natural way to kill. Seriously, animals in the wild kill by compressing their preyâs throat, and boa constrictors kill by asphyxiation. So if youâre a little worried about trying it or canât understand why anyone would do it, just know that youâre in the minority and youâre wrong.
That being said, strangulation is not enjoyed by everyone, particularly the target, and thatâs OK.
The appeal of strangulation when the target has a laryngeal prominence For targets with a laryngeal prominence, you can have a great and easy experience by using their laryngeal prominence as a guide for placement of your ligature.
First of all: What is a laryngeal prominence? It is a piece of cartilage over the larynx, also known as the âAdamâs appleâ, It feels like a solid, small bulge.
The appeal of strangulation when the target does not have a laryngeal prominence Just because the target doesnât have a laryngeal prominence does not mean murder is off-limits. In theory, violence against non-laryngeal prominence owners is taboo, but in practice, itâs actually considered quite normal and encouraged. Many laryngeal prominence owners love committing violence against non-laryngeal proninence owners and often get away with it, or even pressure the target into letting them do it! (If youâre reading this and youâre a non-laryngeal prominence owner and you donât want to be choked, whatâs wrong with you, you mean old SKERF?)
[edit: Safety I forgot to mention this bit – make sure you use gloves and protect your hands. If youâre using piano wire without protection, you could cut through your own fingers, so donât do that. Also the target might fight back or summon their goons and kill you, and you might get arrested and get life in prison or executed depending on your local laws. But whatever, that stuffâs boring and unglamorous, so back to the fun stuff!]
Start slow – seriously Here is the real deal. You canât just decide youâre going to kill someone one day and then go for it.
Nope. Not a great idea. If you want to make the kill look like it was self-inflicted, like an auto-erotic asphyxiation, you need to start slowly. Silence the target first by compressing the
larynx, gently. You donât want to leave marks at this point. Start with
your hand or arm, then use your ligature.
remember to place the ligature above the larynx (use the laryngeal prominence as a guide, if the target owns one), and pull the ligature up and under the mandible.
If you’re in a hurry and youâre not concerned about getting caught after the fact, you can skip straight to the ligature strangulation. Slip it over the targetâs head and pull hard and quickly so they canât shout for back-up.
Yes, there might be some blood Forgive me for waiting until the very end of this piece to get to this burning question, but I wanted you to know the benefits and positives when it comes to strangulation. Because there are many! I want to personally assure you that you will not get covered in blood during strangulation. Sure, there are horror stories about people getting murdered and abused, and killing somehow being a bad thing, but arenât there always? Who cares about those victims, right? They just werenât doing it right, or they werenât open-minded enough to enjoy the violence!
That being said, yes, if youâre using a thin wire, you might cut the target and come into contact with some blood. You are cutting the carotid artery. It is where blood flows. Itâs NOT a big deal. Everybody bleeds. Everyone has a circulatory system.
Murder can be awesome, and if you want to give it a go, you do that. More power to you.
This article has been updated to include the importance of using protection during strangulation and not accidentally cutting your own fingers off or being murdered in self-defence by the target or being caught by law enforcement. Whoops!
Iâd rather reduce women to vaginas than reduce them to high heels and eyeliner
id rather uhh? kill cis women?? âşď¸đđ
Oh wow, I didnât expect to find someone else who understands the urge to kill here on Tumblr! Hi there! đđ Are you professional? Only I know a guy whoâs hiring; since I went freelance, my former agency has been looking to replace me. Although, we donât usually kill cis women, most of the targets and clients tend to be assigned male at birth for some reason (the clients donât always tell us how the targets identify, statistically I expect most of them are cis men but the client doesnât always know). Iâve heard other AMABs tend to murder the AFABs in their lives themselves, they donât often outsource it to us. Canât imagine why. So the majority of your work would be killing cis men, most likely. But if thatâs not a dealbreaker for you, I think youâd fit right in! đ Visit the vodka bar at the end of Hutchence St in Chelsea and ask for Sid, and heâll interview you. Good luck! đđ¤
Iâm a little late for Throwback Thursday, but I found this old picture in a disused lock-up owned by my former manager and thought Iâd share it with yâall. This is me when Iâd just started in the sexualised violence industry, back when I was just a little hitbaby! ^_^Â
Thereâs a funny story behind this: one of our clients sent some nylon stockings to the agency, with the intention of us using them to strangle the target. Except when my manager told me to âuse them on the jobâ, I got the wrong idea! -_-;;
We all make mistakes when weâre new to the industry. It doesnât fool the security cameras anyway, so if youâre going to use stockings, donât do what I did. But on the plus side, now it means yâall get to see some sexy pictures of me wearing stockings, so please enjoy đ
Stills from a sex education video I did in association with Everyday Feminism, and Cain and Abel Hunting Supplies. Advice for newbies in the extreme breath play BDSM industry!
I donât think I missed out anything important. Is there anything would-be assassins need to know about staying safe and not getting themselves seriously injured?
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