confirmed, it’s time to free bleed, fellow terves 💅❤️
Wait no
Nice to meet another fan of murder! ^_^ Are you professional too, or is it just a hobby?
Could
I offer you a constructive pro tip? It’s not a very good idea to leave
blood lying around or even get it on your skin. Make sure to wear gloves
or wash your hands well – and scrub under those nails, in case the
police check. As a general rule, if you can kill somebody without
getting blood everywhere, it’s much easier. I usually strangle my
victims, but a heroin overdose is a good (if rather expensive!) method
too.
Of course, your methods and targets are all up to you. I kill
whoever the client decides, usually an AMAB (organised crime is still
quite a male-dominated industry, sadly). But murdering feminists is
absolutely valid! Lots of famous serial killers have been very
successful murdering women. Best of luck, and don’t be a stranger –
folx like us have to stick together!
😉
Of course one can’t condone paying for hits (it’s not for everyone, folx). But one just cannot infringe on people’s civil liberties, and it would be impractical to think we could enforce a total ban.
Besides, have you ever thought about how hard it must be to sustain civilised values, when you’re in a disaster zone, in an uncivilised country? Overall, you should respect the people who go in, where most fear to tread.
I went on a volun-tourism trip to Hiati (sp?) on my gap year, as a matter of fact. And yes, I did work with some peoplx employed in the violence industry. So I’m actually qualified to comment on the situation.
Me on my gap year.
When you’re in an uncivilised dump overseas, you do tend to give in to your baser instincts. When in Rome, and all that. (Well, the contract killing trade is illegal over there, but you know what I mean: lots of people do it anyway, so the morality of it is actually highly subjective.) And I did loads of charity work, I even gave the natives a PowerPoint presentation and everything, which more than makes up for it.
So, yeah, I met up with some local gangs, gave them some food and medicines in exchange for a little go with their tech, sharing some tips, no harm done.
Some of them seemed a little young – you hear a lot of moralising about “child soldiers” – but there’s no way to be sure they were children, especially since the gangs had taken all their identity documents. In my opinion, it’s actually a good thing for kids to be proactive about their careers and get some work experience. And, as I always say: wet work is work! ^_^
OKAY SOME OF YAL’L SKERFs OUT THERE HAVE BEEN REALLY MEAN TO ME ABOUT THIS
I took this selfie earlier to prove that ya’ll actually made me cry. And that’s a very bloody big deal, because when I was a young man my psychiatrist told me I didn’t appear to display any emotions beyond rage at narcissistic injury.
Why do you hate murder workers so much that you would see our whole industry shut down and our clients punished, and those of us who actually CHOSE this career have to get different jobs? Way to deny the agency of child soldiers. In many ways that’s a much worse thing to do.
Of course one can’t condone paying for hits (it’s not for everyone, folx). But one just cannot infringe on people’s civil liberties, and it would be impractical to think we could enforce a total ban.
Besides, have you ever thought about how hard it must be to sustain civilised values, when you’re in a disaster zone, in an uncivilised country? Overall, you should respect the people who go in, where most fear to tread.
I went on a volun-tourism trip to Hiati (sp?) on my gap year, as a matter of fact. And yes, I did work with some peoplx employed in the violence industry. So I’m actually qualified to comment on the situation.
Me on my gap year.
When you’re in an uncivilised dump overseas, you do tend to give in to your baser instincts. When in Rome, and all that. (Well, the contract killing trade is illegal over there, but you know what I mean: lots of people do it anyway, so the morality of it is actually highly subjective.) And I did loads of charity work, I even gave the natives a PowerPoint presentation and everything, which more than makes up for it.
So, yeah, I met up with some local gangs, gave them some food and medicines in exchange for a little go with their tech, sharing some tips, no harm done.
Some of them seemed a little young – you hear a lot of moralising about “child soldiers” – but there’s no way to be sure they were children, especially since the gangs had taken all their identity documents. In my opinion, it’s actually a good thing for kids to be proactive about their careers and get some work experience. And, as I always say: wet work is work! ^_^
I heard that there was a public meeting of TERFs/SWERFs/SKERFs (and possibly even l*sbi*ns) in Edinburgh yesterday, with as many as ninety terves in attendance! O_O They were discussing the proposed Gender Recognition Act and its potential impact on w*men and queer people, and depicting violent men such as my good self as somehow problematic.
Obviously this is awful, but it’s not the main thing I’m writing about today. Despite the venue being kept secret until the day itself, a brave group of real feminists managed to show up and loudly picket it! ^_^
I am legion
😍
I’m quite heartened that the black woolly balaclava has caught on too. Ya boi Gaspar’s started something of a trend ^_-
I love those signs. “NO Terfs, NO swerfs, NO fascists”. (Though I’m not sure what the problem with fascists is?
🤔
Dmitry’s cousin Rezan is involved in a few paramilitary organisations, and he’s a perfectly nice chap. He’s super supportive of the sex industry, incidentally: he’s thinking of diversifying into the sector in a managerial/entrepreneurial capacity.)
Anyway, they all shouted and got up in the terves’ faces as they entered, and banged pots and pans all night long. Apparently they were there for hours! But they kept up their vigil – making a very loud noise to drown out the w*men inside trying to talk about their experiences of domestic abuse, rape, assault and homophobia. Now that’s dedication to the cause!
Being based in Kensington and currently laying low for a spell, I’m afraid I couldn’t attend myself, but I’m right with ya’ll in spirit. I’ve got my classic balaclava as usual, and I made this sign just for yal’l. UwU
Psychopaths account for 1% of the general population. That number, however, skyrockets to 25% in prison. Below is a list of the top 10 careers attract the most psychopaths.
1. CEO – Study after study suggests that 4 percent of them—four times as many people as in the general population—qualify as psychopaths.
2. Lawyer –
Dutton interviewed a successful psychopathic lawyer who, chillingly, said, “Deep inside me there’s a serial killer lurking somewhere. But I keep him amused with cocaine, Formula One, booty calls, and coruscating cross-examination.”
3. Media (television/radio) – Psychopaths imagine themselves to be so important that everyone should be exposed to them.
4. Salesperson – The psychopath is very likely to be a good salesperson, if they are intelligent as well as glib and superficial. In fact, a study done in 2001 by Marc Hamer found that superior sales performance was associated with higher levels of narcissism (egocentric and grandiose), sociopathy and cognitive empathy.
5. Surgeon – Surgeon Wen Shen stated in a 2014 Pacific Standard piece, “the trouble with surgeons is…many are abrasive, abusive, and wildly self-centered—so much so that observers have speculated that they suffer from psychiatric disorders.”
6. Journalist –
Psychopathy can creep in all too easily in the world of journalism, as any reporter who’s had an after-hours fight with some obnoxious public relations officer can attest to. Seeing your name in a national newspaper on a daily basis is enough to turn even the most humble being into a fountain of narcissism.
7. Police officer –
Diane Wetendorf’s Police Domestic Violence: Handbook for Victims, finds that “women suffer domestic abuse in at least 40 percent of police officer families.” Furthermore, “police families are two to four times more likely than the general population to experience domestic violence.’’
8. Clergy –
Religious organizations provide easy access to victims, a source for financial rewards and easy legitimacy based on having an ordained position. Also—as if the other reasons aren’t creepy enough—in the case of organizations where confessions of “wrongdoing” are required, churches provide opportunities for excellent blackmail material to use on potential victims.
9. Chef – In an interview with Vanity Fair, Gordon Ramsay said, “Chefs are nutters. They’re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.”
10. Civil servants –
There’s certainly power in certain civil service roles, which psychopaths single-mindedly crave, and the ability to make other people’s lives hell.
this is why people need to shut up about calling @stranglewankhitman by this slur.. there are so many worse people… …like terves..
Absolutely, thank-you! It’s a very problematic and ableist term, and it’s loaded with negative stereotypes. I mean, yes, I’ve killed people, but I’ve never used the wrong pronouns or turned somebody down for sex. I’m not a complete monster!
I don’t like that picture they’ve used to illustrate the listicle either. I don’t change my face. (Why would I when I look this good? ^_- I have my active lifestyle and Harley Street’s finest to thank for that!)
Although, it is really empowering and validating to see a wide range of professions listed in which we can succeed! Especially when the odds are stacked against us with discrimination being so bad that, as the sub-header says, we make up 1% of the general population and 25% of the prison population! Basically, our struggle is exactly like racism
yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore
So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-
There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.
Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there
I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you
I wish the gays™ knew that whoring around with random older men won’t replace theirs.
aren’t you like 20 years older than your gf lmao
this is the man who posts pictures of him fucking his girlfriend on the same site he posts his children
He has never once posted a photo of him having sex with me. Even if he did, it would mean he can’t ever post a nice photo of him with the kids? What logic is this? lol
oh shit…. sis he cheating
Now that is an interesting technique! Usually when I’m killing somebody I don’t double the belt back like that, I pull it in the same direction – got to make it look like the target did it themselves, after all.
As one strangler to another: where did you learn that? Can you teach me anything else? My “top tip” is to drug the target with a little pure heroin first – it makes them much easier to kill, and if you use too much, you can just add more and make the death look like an accidental overdose. ^_- The clients don’t usually mind, but you can end up out of pocket if you need to get more supplies.
It’s so nice to meet more guys like me! ^_^ I haven’t met anyone who loves lethal violence as much as I do since I was on remand, and I’ve actually never met another strangler.
So, are you professional too? If not, you really should be! I’ll put in a good word for you with my former manager, Sid “The Snake”. He’s been looking for more enforcers since I went freelance. You would be killing assigned-male-at-births mostly: the targets tend to be arms dealers or gangsters and they’re quite male-dominated industries. But if you don’t mind choking them instead of young unarmed women, you’d be perfect! Expect to see a letter for you in the London Evening Standard soon xoxo
Oh look everyone, there’s a serial killer who’s a newly-minted woman. Retroactively speaking, that is. Denyer is on death row and has self-declared a place into herstory by being the first female serial killer in… um… how many decades has it been? The dedicated trans activists have ‘corrected’ the pronouns used in the wikipedia article to detail Denyer’s crimes.
Until Aileen Wuornos came along in 2002, the idea of a ‘female serial killer’ was viewed as an oxymoron. But they do exist, albeit with far different motivations – female serial killers are driven more with profit and revenge, and are far less likely to torture their victims or have sex with their corpses. And their victims are different – Wuornos’ victims were all men.
Strangely enough – Denyer’s victims were all women. I have no idea why.
Anyway, kudos to brave trans women for closing the murder gap!
I mean, at last we have a little help breaking the murder ceiling!!
This is why I feel so upset and invalidated when SKERFs call my profession “male violence”. Here is a woman serial killer!
So, for all yal’l SKERFs out there who think murder is somehow a bad thing: this is proof that women can be just as bad as men. And for hit-non-men looking for #inspiration, take a shufty at this! (Though don’t look too closely, it’s actually a bit horrible, even by my standards. What can I say, bitches be crazy! o_O)
no.. unless its terves being murdered, but terves arent people in the first palace so it doesnt count..
What do you have against workers in the violence industry @machokerr?? I thought you were my ally TT_TT Friendly reminder that Wet Work Is Work and if you don’t agree, you must hate us all and literally want us dead (instead of our targets)! 😥
Stranglewank Hitman 