kneelspreadbeg:

I’m not hitting you out of hatred. I’m hitting you out of love. Because you’re so beautiful and important to me that I want you to always be wearing my marks. Publicly, where everyone can see them, and know that you belong to me.

Ah, you seem like someone who might be able to help a guy out!
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The thing is, as a professional killer, I’ve always been very careful not to leave marks on my targets, because generally it’s considered unprofessional and a bit gauche to leave evidence of violence at a murder scene. You either get rid of the body or make it look like an accident – only cheap thugs like Dmitry kill people and leave the corpse lying around obviously a victim of grievous violence.

So, I just have to ask: when you’re battering your girlfriend, how do you manage to leave marks on her and get away without being hassled by the police, or by witnesses? Dmitry usually pays off the police or gets his family to blackmail them into leaving him alone. I’d do the same, but all of my family members disowned me shortly after I went to university and they found out I hadn’t actually stopped torturing small animals, I’d just got better at hiding their bodies under the burned remains of my father’s shed.

Thanks in advance! In exchange, I’ll offer you a 5% discount on any future hits. We violent men have to stick together! ^_^

radicalmathematical:

fuwwy-scientwisht:

If you’re a TERF you’re a murderer, congratulations, you’re apart of the force that’s caused so many innocent children to commit suicide. Rot.

This is the most inaccurate post on this entire website.

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I’m a murderer*, and I fully support feminism that includes ALL genders and identities! People like you are the reason hitmen end up at the bottom of the Thames, feet encased in concrete.

How dare you compare me to assigned-female-at-births who selfishly demand human rights for themselves and don’t bother to get them for the rest of us as well?

*note: I’ve never been convicted, so don’t take this as a confession plz kthx
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radicalfeminismisacult:

ouijacourse:

good parts of radical feminism; antikink, understanding that men perpetuate fascism, liberating from gender roles, small pockets of lesbian separatism, the psychology of abuse beyond the “pray it away” solution conservativism offers, sex positivity that isn’t hella heteronormative/normalizing abuse.

bad parts; condoning terfs

Bad parts of radical feminism: pretending that transphobia is just a small side effect, rather than the main interest of contemporary radfems. Also pretending that fantasies are the same as abuse, therefore demonizing people for harmless thoughts and consensual sexual activity.

^^^THANK YOU. I am sick and tired of folx saying my activities are abusive! It’s a harmless fantasy.

Well, I mean, I do actually attack the targets for real, and leave real injuries (in my enforcement/debt collection work). But what I mean is, the context is a fantasy. They have real bruises and cuts, but I make them tell the police that they fell down the stairs. And that’s the fantasy part!

I wish people wouldn’t demonise me for enjoying thinking about and acting on violence. It’s always been like this, even when I was a child my babysitter calling me a “little fucking psychopath“ (an ableist slur, bt-dubs) for tying up the neighbours’ cat and poking it with sticks, to the judiciary saying all sorts of cruel things about me when I was on remand (one of the few communities where I felt validated).

Nice to meet another kinkster! ^_^ If you want any tips on cleaning up blood and silencing witnesses, just let me know xoxo

Free Speech

Today I am very annoyed and upset about my free speech being restricted. When I’ve whacked a target, I like to take a few snaps to send to the client as proof of the kill. I also keep copies in my scrapbook and on my external hard drive, of course. ^_^ And sometimes, to attract new clients, I like to share the pictures around, just put them out there.

But some mean, whiny, frigid SKERFs say that it’s not nice to take pictures of extreme violence and enjoy them and share them around. 😦 So I thought I’d take some time to counter their silly, hysterical arguments! ^_^

1. “What about the victims?”

Okay, first of all, please don’t call my targets “victims”, because that diminishes their agency and invalidates them. If you’re suggesting that I forced brutal violence on anyone, that’s very offensive to the people I strangled and/or garroted to death. Really, out of me and you, which one is really disrespecting these folx?

2. “Why do you enjoy looking at and sharing recordings of extreme violence?”

It’s perfectly natural to enjoy looking at healthy human interactions like murders, and it’s natural to fantasise about exciting action. And that’s all it is: a fantasy! ^_^

Well, I mean, it’s not literally a fantasy, the targets are definitely dead (don’t worry, clients, I did do the job!) But it’s figuratively a fantasy. My clients look at the pictures and enjoy imagining how it happened, and the police look at the pictures and try to imagine what I might look like under my balaclava. Surely you don’t have a problem with fantasy, do you?  That’s thought-crime.

3. “Did the victims really want you to kill them and distribute photos of their murder?”

Y’ALL. they are called TARGETS. -_- Also, I got paid, so there’s no problem. When money’s involved, it’s all okay. You don’t have to worry about it, it’s just business. It’s a job like any other: Wet Work Is Work. Any problems with the industry are caused by the stigma against our profession.

Anyway, now that that’s all out of the way, have some nice titillating pictures of my latest work! xoxo

Enjoy! And remember, if you don’t like them, it is your responsibility to examine your prejudices and repressed feelings until you do like them!

tooiconic:

evil-terf-hands:

The fact that 15 or so years ago, if I wanted to find BDSM type porn where women are getting beat, slapped, choked, etc, I actually had to put forth a modicum of effort to find it.. not a lot, but at least a modicum, whereas now you can’t escape it, & you accidentally stumble upon it ALL the time, is highly upsetting.

The fact that MOST straight males on tumblr seem to reblog a lot of abuse type porn, and it’s increasingly the “norm” on popular mainstream porn sites is highly upsetting.

If you’re a woman attracted to men, it seems like meeting a man who doesn’t have a desire to cause you some sort of pain or degradation during sex is almost nonexistent.

There’s something seriously wrong with men.

Yes let’s stereotype all men as only liking one type of sex. That’s not….. weird and disingenuous at all.

As a woman who is attracted to men, I can tell you that men completely vary in terms of their sexual interests. I’m more into it than most men I know (plenty of lesbians, bisexuals and gay men love BDSM too). Also what about the women who desire this? Would you like to tell me what’s wrong with us? Because there are LOTS of us. A lot of BDSM blogs are actually run by women (lol).

Also, to avoid these images on Tumblr is pretty easy. Only a few tags have these images. Safe search and blacklisting tags is a very easy fix too.

I *love* BDSM, and it’s nothing to do with any desire to cause pain or degradation to women during sex! (Tbqh, my thing is pyrophilia, when I’m with a woman I’m not particularly interested in interacting with her at all, I just light a candle and watch the flames the entire time and she just thinks I’m being romantic. but that’s another story.)

Anyway, when I first started out in the contract killing industry, it was difficult. Traditionally we strangle our targets and make it look like they’d died during a “solo gentlemanly misadventure”. Back in the ‘90s and early ‘00s, their surviving colleagues and families would say, “I won’t believe he was a stranglewanker, he must have been murdered!”, and we had to be very careful to cover our tracks and remove evidence. 😥

But now when we bump someone off, their families say “Well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into dangerous choke porn”. Most of the time,  they don’t even call the police! ^_^

The whole pro-kink umbrella of bondage, domestic abuse, sadism, murder, etc. has made my job so much easier. So thank-you for your support, and for centring us violent men in your activism. ❤ Have a 10% discount on me – just £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account instead of the usual ten grand. Just let me know the target and we’ll work something out! ^_^

bpdaizawa:

terfs can choke and dead

I’m always happy to see more support for murders by choking! ^_^ My former agency is still recruiting – Sid “The Snake”’s been branching out into protection rackets, so he needs to hire some more staff. If you don’t mind that you’d mostly be strangling/garroting assigned-males-at-birth instead of murdering feminists, I’d encourage you to apply! Just go to the vodka bar on the end of Hutchence Street in Chelsea and say “I’m here about the security job” ^_-

Lovely, tolerant *~Amsterdam~*

Sorry I’ve been out of contact for a little while, frxends and allies! Dmitry’s been trying to avoid having his head kicked in by Wee Malkie, and, similarly, I’ve been trying to avoid Madison, the CIA assassin and non-man whom I don’t find attractive and yet keeps trying to talk to me. It’s awkward and upsetting.

So we decided to get away for a well-earned city break, and hopped on the Eurostar to Amsterdam. It’s a much more liberal, tolerant city than London. It’s world-famous for acceptance of the violence industry. Hitmen can operate much more freely – we even managed to mix business and pleasure and do a little bit of short-term contracting while we were there.

I had a bit of a kerfuffle with the electrics there. Trust me to forget to bring my European adaptor… -_-;; We sorted it with a penknife and a bit of electrical tape though, only a temporary setback!

Every year, thousands of tourists and workers come from miles around to enjoy Amsterdam’s violence industry, whether it’s settling vendettas, negotiating contracts or trying out fun, new torture techniques that we just don’t get in our stuffy old home countries.

Dmitry took this nice photo of us outside the Amsterdam Dungeon! ^_^

It’s a happy, cheerful celebration of torture and execution, if a bit silly. Dmitry didn’t think it was gory enough, but I enjoyed it.

Important advice for tourists: On the eastern side of the city, there’s a bunch of boring, worthy memorials and museums depicting torture and execution as a bad thing. A lot of the Netherlands and Dutch East Indies were occupied by the Nazis and Imperial Japan in WWII, and the invading armies killed a lot of the local people and subjected them to much the same things we do in our industry, which are apparently “war crimes” or something O_o??

But that’s all in the past, and is nothing like Amsterdam’s thriving violence industry today! Mainly because there isn’t a war on, and the police won’t try to stop you.

So if you stay away from all the boring stuff, and stick to the central districts where all the best violence is, you won’t feel guilty! ^_^ Have fun!

Now BOTH main parties support me! <3

I’ve always supported the Conservative Party, because they have traditionally supported white-collar criminals like me. And indeed, they continue to give that support even through such turbulent times for the party: they have proposed the Gender Recognition Act, which will allow identity-fluid assigned-male-at-births such as my good self to enter spaces as we please, according to our chosen identities, without anyone challenging us!

Many of us were concerned about the possibility of a Labour government, which might oppose such measures. After all, historically, they’ve discriminated against me by prioritising the rights of women and poor people over me and my friends, and they’ve over-regulated “dangerous” and “violent” industries that “cause harm” and all that irrelevant, problematic, offensive stuff.

But just today, I heard that another person of fluid identity who supports and tolerates violence has successfully infiltrated the Labour Party! ^_^ Lily Madigan, a 19-year-old who enjoys bullying women and merrily joking about rape and child molestation, managed to sneak in, identifying as a feminist (nice touch, heh ^_-), and was so good at it that she actually replaced the incumbent! Yassss!

She has an interesting technique, I must say: when questioned about her support for violence and abuse, she didn’t try to apologise or run away, she doubled down and claimed that it was all made up to discredit her. I can’t believe that worked, that takes some chutzpah! I wish I had the nerve to try that myself. Perhaps next time someone accuses me of being an assassin in disguise, I’ll say “well, clearly this is a conspiracy to make me LOOK like a violent creep. You shouldn’t believe everything you hear.” (And then I’ll murder them.)

So now that we have a representative in the Labour Party (as a women’s officer, no less! Take that, SKERFs!) I’m hoping that it’s only a matter of time before my profession is accepted and legalised.
Though, Ms. Madigan, if you’re reading this, now that you’re in, please, do own up to the rape jokes and the bullying. We want’ to de-stigmatise violence, and you can’t do that if you keep acting like it’s a bad thing. Be proud of your work and your beliefs! ^_^

In fact, you’ve more than earned it – have a hit on me! Well, not ON me, obvs, I mean, I’ll do the hit, free of charge. Just let me know the target’s name and last known address and I’ll take care of them! ❤

(I must admit, I’m a bit uneasy about the rape thing, but you do you, it’s not for me to judge. Shine on, you crazy diamond! ^_^ I just do murders, is that okay?)