Today I am very annoyed and upset about my free speech being restricted. When I’ve whacked a target, I like to take a few snaps to send to the client as proof of the kill. I also keep copies in my scrapbook and on my external hard drive, of course. ^_^ And sometimes, to attract new clients, I like to share the pictures around, just put them out there.
But some mean, whiny, frigid SKERFs say that it’s not nice to take pictures of extreme violence and enjoy them and share them around. 😦 So I thought I’d take some time to counter their silly, hysterical arguments! ^_^
1. “What about the victims?”
Okay, first of all, please don’t call my targets “victims”, because that diminishes their agency and invalidates them. If you’re suggesting that I forced brutal violence on anyone, that’s very offensive to the people I strangled and/or garroted to death. Really, out of me and you, which one is really disrespecting these folx?
2. “Why do you enjoy looking at and sharing recordings of extreme violence?”
It’s perfectly natural to enjoy looking at healthy human interactions like murders, and it’s natural to fantasise about exciting action. And that’s all it is: a fantasy! ^_^
Well, I mean, it’s not literally a fantasy, the targets are definitely dead (don’t worry, clients, I did do the job!) But it’s figuratively a fantasy. My clients look at the pictures and enjoy imagining how it happened, and the police look at the pictures and try to imagine what I might look like under my balaclava. Surely you don’t have a problem with fantasy, do you? That’s thought-crime.
3. “Did the victims really want you to kill them and distribute photos of their murder?”
Y’ALL. they are called TARGETS. -_- Also, I got paid, so there’s no problem. When money’s involved, it’s all okay. You don’t have to worry about it, it’s just business. It’s a job like any other: Wet Work Is Work. Any problems with the industry are caused by the stigma against our profession.
Anyway, now that that’s all out of the way, have some nice titillating pictures of my latest work! xoxo
Enjoy! And remember, if you don’t like them, it is your responsibility to examine your prejudices and repressed feelings until you dolike them!
The fact that 15 or so years ago, if I wanted to find BDSM type porn where women are getting beat, slapped, choked, etc, I actually had to put forth a modicum of effort to find it.. not a lot, but at least a modicum, whereas now you can’t escape it, & you accidentally stumble upon it ALL the time, is highly upsetting.
The fact that MOST straight males on tumblr seem to reblog a lot of abuse type porn, and it’s increasingly the “norm” on popular mainstream porn sites is highly upsetting.
If you’re a woman attracted to men, it seems like meeting a man who doesn’t have a desire to cause you some sort of pain or degradation during sex is almost nonexistent.
There’s something seriously wrong with men.
Yes let’s stereotype all men as only liking one type of sex. That’s not….. weird and disingenuous at all.
As a woman who is attracted to men, I can tell you that men completely vary in terms of their sexual interests. I’m more into it than most men I know (plenty of lesbians, bisexuals and gay men love BDSM too). Also what about the women who desire this? Would you like to tell me what’s wrong with us? Because there are LOTS of us. A lot of BDSM blogs are actually run by women (lol).
Also, to avoid these images on Tumblr is pretty easy. Only a few tags have these images. Safe search and blacklisting tags is a very easy fix too.
I *love* BDSM, and it’s nothing to do with any desire to cause pain or degradation to women during sex! (Tbqh, my thing is pyrophilia, when I’m with a woman I’m not particularly interested in interacting with her at all, I just light a candle and watch the flames the entire time and she just thinks I’m being romantic. but that’s another story.)
Anyway, when I first started out in the contract killing industry, it was difficult. Traditionally we strangle our targets and make it look like they’d died during a “solo gentlemanly misadventure”. Back in the ‘90s and early ‘00s, their surviving colleagues and families would say, “I won’t believe he was a stranglewanker, he must have been murdered!”, and we had to be very careful to cover our tracks and remove evidence. 😥
But now when we bump someone off, their families say “Well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into dangerous choke porn”. Most of the time, they don’t even call the police! ^_^
The whole pro-kink umbrella of bondage, domestic abuse, sadism, murder, etc. has made my job so much easier. So thank-you for your support, and for centring us violent men in your activism. ❤ Have a 10% discount on me – just £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account instead of the usual ten grand. Just let me know the target and we’ll work something out! ^_^
A comic I drew for Jezebel, explaining why our industry is perfectly fine and not necessarily a
bad thing. And more importantly, why feminists should care about and
prioritise us and our employers (and not our targets) in their activism!
^_^
I’m always happy to see more support for murders by choking! ^_^ My former agency is still recruiting – Sid “The Snake”’s been branching out into protection rackets, so he needs to hire some more staff. If you don’t mind that you’d mostly be strangling/garroting assigned-males-at-birth instead of murdering feminists, I’d encourage you to apply! Just go to the vodka bar on the end of Hutchence Street in Chelsea and say “I’m here about the security job” ^_-
Sorry I’ve been out of contact for a little while, frxends and allies! Dmitry’s been trying to avoid having his head kicked in by Wee Malkie, and, similarly, I’ve been trying to avoid Madison, the CIA assassin and non-man whom I don’t find attractive and yet keeps trying to talk to me. It’s awkward and upsetting.
So we decided to get away for a well-earned city break, and hopped on the Eurostar to Amsterdam. It’s a much more liberal, tolerant city than London. It’s world-famous for acceptance of the violence industry. Hitmen can operate much more freely – we even managed to mix business and pleasure and do a little bit of short-term contracting while we were there.
I had a bit of a kerfuffle with the electrics there. Trust me to forget to bring my European adaptor… -_-;; We sorted it with a penknife and a bit of electrical tape though, only a temporary setback!
Every year, thousands of tourists and workers come from miles around to enjoy Amsterdam’s violence industry, whether it’s settling vendettas, negotiating contracts or trying out fun, new torture techniques that we just don’t get in our stuffy old home countries.
Dmitry took this nice photo of us outside the Amsterdam Dungeon! ^_^
It’s a happy, cheerful celebration of torture and execution, if a bit silly. Dmitry didn’t think it was gory enough, but I enjoyed it.
Important advice for tourists: On the eastern side of the city, there’s a bunch of boring, worthy memorials and museums depicting torture and execution as a bad thing. A lot of the Netherlands and Dutch East Indies were occupied by the Nazis and Imperial Japan in WWII, and the invading armies killed a lot of the local people and subjected them to much the same things we do in our industry, which are apparently “war crimes” or something O_o??
But that’s all in the past, and is nothing like Amsterdam’s thriving violence industry today! Mainly because there isn’t a war on, and the police won’t try to stop you.
So if you stay away from all the boring stuff, and stick to the central districts where all the best violence is, you won’t feel guilty! ^_^ Have fun!
I’ve always supported the Conservative Party, because they have traditionally supported white-collar criminals like me. And indeed, they continue to give that support even through such turbulent times for the party: they have proposed the Gender Recognition Act, which will allow identity-fluid assigned-male-at-births such as my good self to enter spaces as we please, according to our chosen identities, without anyone challenging us!
Many of us were concerned about the possibility of a Labour government, which might oppose such measures. After all, historically, they’ve discriminated against me by prioritising the rights of women and poor people over me and my friends, and they’ve over-regulated “dangerous” and “violent” industries that “cause harm” and all that irrelevant, problematic, offensive stuff.
But just today, I heard that another person of fluid identity who supports and tolerates violence has successfully infiltrated the Labour Party! ^_^ Lily Madigan, a 19-year-old who enjoys bullying women and merrily joking about rape and child molestation, managed to sneak in, identifying as a feminist (nice touch, heh ^_-), and was so good at it that she actually replaced the incumbent! Yassss!
She has an interesting technique, I must say: when questioned about her support for violence and abuse, she didn’t try to apologise or run away, she doubled down and claimed that it was all made up to discredit her. I can’t believe that worked, that takes some chutzpah! I wish I had the nerve to try that myself. Perhaps next time someone accuses me of being an assassin in disguise, I’ll say “well, clearly this is a conspiracy to make me LOOK like a violent creep. You shouldn’t believe everything you hear.” (And then I’ll murder them.)
So now that we have a representative in the Labour Party (as a women’s officer, no less! Take that, SKERFs!) I’m hoping that it’s only a matter of time before my profession is accepted and legalised. Though, Ms. Madigan, if you’re reading this, now that you’re in, please, do own up to the rape jokes and the bullying. We want’ to de-stigmatise violence, and you can’t do that if you keep acting like it’s a bad thing. Be proud of your work and your beliefs! ^_^
In fact, you’ve more than earned it – have a hit on me! Well, not ON me, obvs, I mean, I’ll do the hit, free of charge. Just let me know the target’s name and last known address and I’ll take care of them! ❤
(I must admit, I’m a bit uneasy about the rape thing, but you do you, it’s not for me to judge. Shine on, you crazy diamond! ^_^ I just do murders, is that okay?)
@little-red-clitoral-hood if you are really gonna take this THAT seriously..idk what else to tell you clitrex please seek therapy
The fact that you take a dude wanting to choke out his girlfriend lightly is far more worrying
It’s a joke, hun.
Speaking as an extreme breath play specialist worker, I’m very happy to see strangulation being normalised and celebrated! ^_^
It wasn’t so very long ago that if a target was found dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, his relatives would immediately suspect murder and call the police. We hitmen lived under intense suspicion and carried a burden of shame. ;_;
But in recent years, I’ve faced less antagonism from law enforcement, because now when people find my targets’ bodies, they say “Oh well, he was a cool, progressive kind of guy, I guess he must’ve been into choke porn”. And they don’t suspect a thing! ^_- Most of my targets tend to me assigned-male-at-births for some reason (it’s not a sexism thing, it’s just that drug barons, warlords, arms dealers, gangsters etc. tend to be popular targets and they’re male-dominated industries), and, luckily for me, they tend to be the demographic who openly and publicly discuss their fetish for physical assault and strangulation. And now they’re encouraged, and in turn that encourages and empowers me! ^_^
Thank-you to the original tweeters for being such a great ally to me! ❤
Here’s a little comic strip I made, all about how you can be a good ally to your favourite empowered, independent, high-class extreme breath play specialist! ^_^
It’s not difficult. All you have to do is shut the fuck up and let me get on with doing my thing, no matter how dangerous it may be to myself and others! I know what I’m talking about better than you do, so just trust me on everything, okay
Feminism is about burning down the PornHub and Kink.com headquarters.
Just say it’s your kink and watch the libfems ideologically malfunction.
are we not going to talk about how PornHub offers comprehensive sexual education to those who are deprived in schools?
imagine hating that people masturbate so much
XD
Also, PornHub funds scholarships for women in STEM fields and has their own snow plow service because they saw the Gov’t sucks at their job
Like
Imagine hating sex workers so much you want to destroy a company that employs sex workers and uses profits to better the lives of the people
Thank-you for supporting our industry!
😊 Speaking as a self-described extreme BDSM breath play specialist, I’m freelance, but a lot of my colleagues were made redundant when Screwdriver Smith was imprisoned for a string of killings. He managed several assassins! 😢 (What was he supposed to do instead of profiting from murder anyway? Go back into financial services?)
Our clients are perfectly lovely, normal people! The reason they hire us is that they don’t want to commit murder themselves, so they outsource it to us. They’re not violent psychopaths (an ableist slur, bt-dubs) just because they want to pay for violence, and sometimes want to watch it by demanding evidence of the hit. Plus, they better the lives of so many by donating the odd few quid to charities, and keeping the streets safe from rival gangsters on their turf.
Besides, it’s not like it’s real violence anyway. We’re selling a fantasy! (Well, I mean, the target is definitely dead, but the fantasyis that I didn’t do it.) And then I sell that fantasy to the police and any potential witnesses. (Anyway, lots of people enjoy target shooting, and it’s impossible to do that without using a person as the target – imagine hating everybody who likes sports! -_-;;)
Admittedly, I might not exactly represent everyone in my industry (e.g. all the child soldiers and conscripts you hear about now and again who might not want to commit murders), but imagine hating them so much that you would stop their employment! And if they don’t agree, they should get a blog and a marketing department of their own to put their side of the story.
Thank-you for being such a great ally to us! ^_^ I’d like to offer you a 10% discount on a future hit, so that’s £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account. Just let me know the target’s name and last known address, and provide a photo if possible (of the target, not of yourself please – after an unfortunate mix-up recently, I’ve had to start making that clear! ^_- )
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