cocksmasher69:

iwritesinsoh:

disappearers:

Porn is one of the biggest and most harmful industries in the world, closely affiliated with human trafficking and drugs and alcohol abuse, causing rape between children, violence, beastiality and pedophilism and its fetishizing race, underage girls, trans people and lesbianism. Thought you should know. 

Who’s grandmother wrote this

Believe it or not most other young people have a fully developed frontal lobe. I know it must be surprising for you. But what can we expect from the girl who wants to fuck serial killers?

Get with the times, OP, being against abuse and human trafficking is so second wave. I know several chaps who work in the industry in a managerial capacity, and they feel very empowered, and, at the end of the day, that’s what really matters. It’d be moralistic and problematic to tell them not to traffic people any more.

It’s nice to know there are ladies like iwritesinsoh out there for whom my career isn’t a dealbreaker! 😘 And it sounds like we have similar views on filmed violence.

I, er, don’t suppose you’d like to visit me, would you? We could have a night in and watch some exciting amateur films together. I’ve still got the security tapes Dmitry and I removed from the scene of our last job if you like – they show lots of bondage and domination and pain play! (the target owed gambling debts to our client, so we duct taped him to a chair and got rather creative with some masonry tools and a car battery)

You bring the gin and cocaine and I’ll set up the TV. Hope to hear from you soon! 😉 xoxo

auntie wakanda and ‘friends’

requiemgrey:

It seems i’ve struck a nerve, yet again, especially with the sexists of tumblr.

If you’re upset that I called out sexism in my post about that  gym that won’t allow anyone interested in ladies inside…

upset that I called out the very hypocrisy, stupidity, and hatred?

You might just want to kill yourself. You’ve lost at your own game and I seriously don’t have time for these death threats I’m getting. They’re boring.

You’re boring. Especially because you cannot prove me wrong – all you’re doing is throwing a temper tantrum like little children.. and fr that you should be spanked again – or beaten to within an inch of your life.

BUT, you’re safely behind a computer screen like the pathetic children you are.

Don’t let those mean old nags get you down, old boy. I don’t like those sexist bitches either, always calling me “creepy” and shaming me for “male violence” and not allowing me to go wherever I please. (How am I supposed to dispatch my targets if I’m not allowed to follow them? I ask you! -_-;; )

I like your spanking or beating idea. I do non-lethal assaults too, if you’re interested in outsourcing it. Are all those photos and clips of beatings and torture on your blog your own work? It looks suitably painful, but if I could offer one constructive criticism, it’s a little self-indulgent and inefficient. Next time you’re battering someone, there’s no need to waste time tying them up in quite such an elaborate way. Just get someone to pin their arms and legs (my colleagues Big Dave and Dmitry are excellent at this) and then you can start maiming your victims much sooner! Just a little pro tip. ^_-

Ok I know porn addiction is serious and shit (and if you have one get help) but what is with all these posts about never trusting men who watch it like casually? Like my husband and I bonded over our love for porn and that’s what brought our relationship closer. We watch it to get into the mood. And I have a folder of my favorites and it’s over a GB.

tehbewilderness:

nevertrustamanwho:

Porn is violence against women. It’s not just a health of the watcher issue, it’s a fucking human rights issue.

You bonded with your husband over the rape torture and abuse of women?

My colleagues and I watch recordings of torture all the time, there’s nothing wrong with with it. Mainly we watch it to critique each other’s techniques and learn new tricks and ideas, that sort of thing. It’s a fun team building activity. Nobody’s being harmed (well, apart from the people in the videos ofc, but if they’ve already been tortured and filmed, we may as well watch them, right? And then produce and seek out more recordings).

It’s not nice to call me and my fellow hitmen untrustworthy just because we like watching violence. Our careers depend on people trusting us and letting us into restricted areas, it’s a serious issue for us!

w0manifest:

Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb

How rude and invalidating 😦 I’ve been an avid consumer of pornography since boyhood, and I actually consider myself to be quite the intellectual, and very creative and resourceful re: disposal of bodies and silencing of witnesses. Why, I would even say porn made me the man I am today! ^_^

mutant-aesthetic:

angrylesbiana:

mutant-aesthetic:

angrylesbiana:

Girls have such harmless interests. On Tumblr I see a lot of studyblr girls and plantblr girls and you see girls loving their favorite bands and shows and books and having bookblrs with book clubs, and you have girls who like video games and like to watch youtubers playing these games, and you have other girls that blog about their pets and their friends and the sports they like, and girls passionate about art and music and writing.

And then you look at boy blogs and it’s. Porn. And guns, and violence, and sexualized everything or manly everything, and it’s just. Why do we give girls so much shit for their interests? Why do we deem things that girls like as less?

Do you think porn, guns, and violence are less than bands and shows and books?

Yes. Can’t you read? Porn promotes violence against women and children, guns are literally guns and violence speaks for itself. Did you have a point or do you enjoy being an absolute moron?

None of that sounds particularly awful or even true in some cases. It all sounds like good, clean, harmless fun to me. Or are you so moronic that you think there’s some sort of objective morality system that puts shows and bands above guns and porn? Are you religious?

Thank-you for supporting my interests! I’m a big fan of weapons and filmed acts of violence against the person – so much so, in fact, that I turned my interests into a career. (I’m not much of a filmmaker, but my clients sometimes want evidence of the hit, and a severed finger just doesn’t “cut it”
😉 these days!)

I agree that is good clean fun – I’m always very careful to use gloves and I’m quite meticulous about removing any blood stains from the scene and cleaning my weapons with bleach.

I do think it’s a little moralistic and moronic of feminists to call my profession a bad thing. It sounds a lot like “thou shalt not kill”, doesn’t it? Siding with religious extremists, hmm? Good of you to point out their hypocrisy.

Nice to meet you! So are you a fellow professional, or just an enthusiastic amateur?

Free Speech

Today I am very annoyed and upset about my free speech being restricted. When I’ve whacked a target, I like to take a few snaps to send to the client as proof of the kill. I also keep copies in my scrapbook and on my external hard drive, of course. ^_^ And sometimes, to attract new clients, I like to share the pictures around, just put them out there.

But some mean, whiny, frigid SKERFs say that it’s not nice to take pictures of extreme violence and enjoy them and share them around. 😦 So I thought I’d take some time to counter their silly, hysterical arguments! ^_^

1. “What about the victims?”

Okay, first of all, please don’t call my targets “victims”, because that diminishes their agency and invalidates them. If you’re suggesting that I forced brutal violence on anyone, that’s very offensive to the people I strangled and/or garroted to death. Really, out of me and you, which one is really disrespecting these folx?

2. “Why do you enjoy looking at and sharing recordings of extreme violence?”

It’s perfectly natural to enjoy looking at healthy human interactions like murders, and it’s natural to fantasise about exciting action. And that’s all it is: a fantasy! ^_^

Well, I mean, it’s not literally a fantasy, the targets are definitely dead (don’t worry, clients, I did do the job!) But it’s figuratively a fantasy. My clients look at the pictures and enjoy imagining how it happened, and the police look at the pictures and try to imagine what I might look like under my balaclava. Surely you don’t have a problem with fantasy, do you?  That’s thought-crime.

3. “Did the victims really want you to kill them and distribute photos of their murder?”

Y’ALL. they are called TARGETS. -_- Also, I got paid, so there’s no problem. When money’s involved, it’s all okay. You don’t have to worry about it, it’s just business. It’s a job like any other: Wet Work Is Work. Any problems with the industry are caused by the stigma against our profession.

Anyway, now that that’s all out of the way, have some nice titillating pictures of my latest work! xoxo

Enjoy! And remember, if you don’t like them, it is your responsibility to examine your prejudices and repressed feelings until you do like them!

Mechanic: Resurrection is very problematic and perpetuates harmful stereotypes

So I was looking forward to Mechanic: Resurrection coming out on Netflix. I wanted to see the theatrical release last year, but I don’t get the chance to go to the cinema very often. Occasionally I attend screenings of rather niche artistic oeuvres, in a professional capacity, seated in the row behind my target, but I always have to leave long before the lights come up. Anyway, I enjoyed the original Mechanic (both the remake and the 1972 original) well enough, so I was looking forward to the sequel. But disappointingly, it falls back into tired, offensive stereotypes and problematic themes.

Before I get into criticism, let me say, I don’t have a problem with Jason Statham playing one of us. He might not identify as an assassin himself, but he’s tried to portray our lifestyle sensitively in a few movies. However, he is rather pandering to the stereotype. In future, I would like to see a range of body types represented in depictions of hitmen (and hit-non-men). Dmitry, for example, is a Person Of Size (POS) and he doesn’t often see gangsters who look like him. And we never really see gender identity explored properly. All it would take is one throwaway line of The Stath saying “did I mention I’m non-binary?” That’s all it needs.

Perhaps the most problematic theme in Mechanic: Resurrection is that our hero, Arthur Bishop, finds himself violently coerced into employment. Now, I’m not saying this never happens in our industry, but it happens so rarely as to be beneath concern, and everyone should forget about it. It’s offensive to deny us our agency and paint us all as victims, instead of the *~Happy Hitters~* that we all really are.

Anyway, I’m planning on critiquing more popular entertainment media, through a progressive lens, so watch this space for updates! ^_^

NOTE: Please stop asking me to criticise recordings of non-fictional violence such as beheadings, executions, extremist recruitment videos etc., because there is absolutely nothing wrong with them and they have no impact on wider culture. They are very popular on the Internet, and lots of assigned-male-at-births enjoy watching them, so leave them alone! >_<

patchworkheart:

alucards-fine-ass:

auntiewanda:

respectthefemalebody:

Feminism is about burning down the PornHub and Kink.com headquarters.

Just say it’s your kink and watch the libfems ideologically malfunction. 

are we not going to talk about how PornHub offers comprehensive sexual education to those who are deprived in schools?

imagine hating that people masturbate so much 

XD

Also, PornHub funds scholarships for women in STEM fields and has their own snow plow service because they saw the Gov’t sucks at their job

Like

Imagine hating sex workers so much you want to destroy a company that employs sex workers and uses profits to better the lives of the people

Thank-you for supporting our industry!
😊 Speaking as a self-described extreme BDSM breath play specialist, I’m freelance, but a lot of my colleagues were made redundant when Screwdriver Smith was imprisoned for a string of killings. He managed several assassins! 😢 (What was he supposed to do instead of profiting from murder anyway? Go back into financial services?)

Our clients are perfectly lovely, normal people! The reason they hire us is that they don’t want to commit murder themselves, so they outsource it to us. They’re not violent psychopaths (an ableist slur, bt-dubs) just because they want to pay for violence, and sometimes want to watch it by demanding evidence of the hit. Plus, they better the lives of so many by donating the odd few quid to charities, and keeping the streets safe from rival gangsters on their turf.

Besides, it’s not like it’s real violence anyway. We’re selling a fantasy! (Well, I mean, the target is definitely dead, but the fantasy is that I didn’t do it.) And then I sell that fantasy to the police and any potential witnesses. (Anyway, lots of people enjoy target shooting, and it’s impossible to do that without using a person as the target – imagine hating everybody who likes sports! -_-;;)

Admittedly, I might not exactly represent everyone in my industry (e.g. all the child soldiers and conscripts you hear about now and again who might not want to commit murders), but imagine hating them so much that you would stop their employment! And if they don’t agree, they should get a blog and a marketing department of their own to put their side of the story.

Thank-you for being such a great ally to us! ^_^ I’d like to offer you a 10% discount on a future hit, so that’s £9,000 in used notes or into my Swiss bank account. Just let me know the target’s name and last known address, and provide a photo if possible (of the target, not of yourself please – after an unfortunate mix-up recently, I’ve had to start making that clear! ^_- )

I’m a little late for Throwback Thursday, but I found this old picture in a disused lock-up owned by my former manager and thought I’d share it with y’all.
This is me when I’d just started in the sexualised violence industry, back when I was just a little hitbaby! ^_^ 

There’s a funny story behind this: one of our clients sent some nylon stockings to the agency, with the intention of us using them to strangle the target. Except when my manager told me to “use them on the job”, I got the wrong idea! -_-;;

We all make mistakes when we’re new to the industry. It doesn’t fool the security cameras anyway, so if you’re going to use stockings, don’t do what I did. But on the plus side, now it means y’all get to see some sexy pictures of me wearing stockings, so please enjoy  😉