
^THISSSS, Y’ALL. TERFs are usually SKERFs as well (they both object to my right to identify as an innocent bystander or member of household staff for the purposes of getting close to my targets).
People are NOT just attracted to genitals. Personally, I don’t see what all the fuss is about with genitals anyway. I’m heterosexual, but if you must know, I’m somewhat attracted to the power trip when you have complete control over whether someone lives or dies (hence why I got into this industry), but tbh, primarily, I’m attracted to fire.
There’s nothing quite like enjoying some romantic candlelight with a sexual partner (generally an assigned-female-at-birth or just my good self). Watching the flames flicker and dance, curling around the wick, winking at me in the darkness, teasing me in ways that no woman ever could. At least, until whichever nasty cow I’m with at the time shames me by saying “what are you staring at? no, seriously, why can’t you ever look at me during sex?”.
Sometimes I like to build a small fire and touch and stroke the flames. They lick round my fingers like a hungry animal, blistering my skin as if they want to strip it from me. I obediently disrobe for them, shedding my blood-stained clothes and any documentary evidence of my murders, and they take them greedily. The fire eats away all the evidence of my sin, it always forgives me, and as it fades away to glowing embers, I am made pure and innocent again.
It speaks only in soothing, crackling whispers, and never uses the wrong pronouns for me or has any opinions I don’t like – or any opinions or thoughts at all, for that matter! It’s a beautiful, mindless object and I decide whether it grows or dies, as I feed it or neglect it. My perfect lover.
Even when I’m trying to interact with an assigned-female-at-birth’s genitals, I can only think about fire. I try not to show it, but the judgemental bitch is always like “is everything alright?” when I run out of matches and can’t get it up. Truth is, I’m just not interested in human contact or a partner’s body in the same way.
So it’s good to know that most people, except for TERFs and the morally equivalent sexual harassers, agree with me that genitals aren’t important for sex! ALL SEXUALITY IS NORMAL AND HEALTHY, including pyrophilia, and definitely excluding anyone who’s only interested in people with particular sorts of genitals!





