No problem at all, it’ll be the usual £10k. Excellent choice of target!
Usually when I fake a choke ‘n’
stroke gone wrong, I have to very carefully arrange the strangled corpse to make it look like the target did it himself. But if that’s “the first time” he’s recorded himself attacking that woman, I bet he has lots of nice, gruesome porn in his browser history already and a record of sexualised violence. Drowning’s even a sort of choking – it won’t take much to convince the police he was a stranglewanker at all!
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Always nice to start the week off with an easy job.
yeah dont worry i can tell youre not a feminist. honestly, youre the boring one here. oh wow you like choking youre so badass, youre so unique and interesting, youre so hardcore
So glad to see more fans of choking! ^_^ It’s not a sexual thing for me, my interest is purely professional. But I do enjoy my work. Plus, normalising choking makes my job so much easier! Back in the day, people used to find targets dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, and they’d call the police immediately, and we assassins were under constant suspicion. But now they say, “well, he was an open-minded sort of guy, he probably was into choke porn”. They don’t suspect a thing! ^_-
There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying committing strangulation, and it’s high time everyone stopped shaming us for it. We’re perfectly nice, healthy folx! I wish feminists, medical professionals and the judiciary would leave us alone.
Anyway, like I say, not a sexual thing for me, but hey, you do you! My kink is fire. It’s easy enough to convince whichever bit of fluff I pick up to let me light some candles first. They think it’s romantic, so I just let them believe that. I don’t tell them that I can’t get hard without watching the flames dance their fierce, destructive dance, leaving nothing but clean, purified ash in their wake as they devour everything they touch, just like they destroyed my father’s garden shed when I was a boy, and my documentation and my bloodstained clothes after my last job, obliterating all evidence of my crimes and making me innocent afresh, feasting on my sins and turning them into hot, intense smoke, that acrid scent searing my lungs oh god yes I’m almost there
I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you
I wish the gays™ knew that whoring around with random older men won’t replace theirs.
aren’t you like 20 years older than your gf lmao
this is the man who posts pictures of him fucking his girlfriend on the same site he posts his children
He has never once posted a photo of him having sex with me. Even if he did, it would mean he can’t ever post a nice photo of him with the kids? What logic is this? lol
oh shit…. sis he cheating
Now that is an interesting technique! Usually when I’m killing somebody I don’t double the belt back like that, I pull it in the same direction – got to make it look like the target did it themselves, after all.
As one strangler to another: where did you learn that? Can you teach me anything else? My “top tip” is to drug the target with a little pure heroin first – it makes them much easier to kill, and if you use too much, you can just add more and make the death look like an accidental overdose. ^_- The clients don’t usually mind, but you can end up out of pocket if you need to get more supplies.
It’s so nice to meet more guys like me! ^_^ I haven’t met anyone who loves lethal violence as much as I do since I was on remand, and I’ve actually never met another strangler.
So, are you professional too? If not, you really should be! I’ll put in a good word for you with my former manager, Sid “The Snake”. He’s been looking for more enforcers since I went freelance. You would be killing assigned-male-at-births mostly: the targets tend to be arms dealers or gangsters and they’re quite male-dominated industries. But if you don’t mind choking them instead of young unarmed women, you’d be perfect! Expect to see a letter for you in the London Evening Standard soon xoxo
@little-red-clitoral-hood if you are really gonna take this THAT seriously..idk what else to tell you clitrex please seek therapy
The fact that you take a dude wanting to choke out his girlfriend lightly is far more worrying
It’s a joke, hun.
Speaking as an extreme breath play specialist worker, I’m very happy to see strangulation being normalised and celebrated! ^_^
It wasn’t so very long ago that if a target was found dead from an apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation, his relatives would immediately suspect murder and call the police. We hitmen lived under intense suspicion and carried a burden of shame. ;_;
But in recent years, I’ve faced less antagonism from law enforcement, because now when people find my targets’ bodies, they say “Oh well, he was a cool, progressive kind of guy, I guess he must’ve been into choke porn”. And they don’t suspect a thing! ^_- Most of my targets tend to me assigned-male-at-births for some reason (it’s not a sexism thing, it’s just that drug barons, warlords, arms dealers, gangsters etc. tend to be popular targets and they’re male-dominated industries), and, luckily for me, they tend to be the demographic who openly and publicly discuss their fetish for physical assault and strangulation. And now they’re encouraged, and in turn that encourages and empowers me! ^_^
Thank-you to the original tweeters for being such a great ally to me! ❤
So you’re saying lesbians (who don’t like dick) should be in sexless relationships with males to work around the fact that they aren’t attracted to them? Do you realise how homophobic that is?
Here’s the thing you rape-promoting trans activists can’t wrap your tiny minds around. Nobody is obligated to talk to, befriend, date, and/or sleep with anyone. Nobody is owed any of that. Not transwomen, not transmen, not “cis” people. Nobody.
NO MEANS NO.
It might be a shocker for you but lesbians not only don’t like dick but they also LIKE and want vulvas, what’s the solution for that?Lesbians ignoring their desires to be with a male?
The lesbians I know define their orientation by liking women, not genitals.
That’s what we used to do, until the trans movement started redefining our words. 🙂
Y’all are using feminism to promote anti queer, ultra conservative hate mongering. You don’t get to talk about redefining words, you walking sack of garbage. Fuck off.
What the fuck is “anti queer”?
The trans movement is actually the “ultra conservative hate mongering” group, as you’ve so kindly put it. You constantly fucking harass and degrade lesbians into dating men, you violate women’s boundaries and guilt us into prioritising men. But do tell me how my feminism is the one that’s conservative.
I DO get to talk about redefining words, because it directly affects me. I can’t call myself a lesbian without 100 people screaming at me that if I don’t include men I’m a disgusting mistake, and that I deserve to be raped. What the hell am I, if not a lesbian? There’s no word to describe my sexuality anymore, because the trans movement has warped its meaning into another useless fucking term for bisexual.
But yeah.. I guess I’M the walking sack of garbage because my feminism prioritises women. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you disgusting homophobe.
Mmm. Yes. Now which of us are the republicans going to for legislation advice? Oh right, TERFs.
Trans women are women. Nothing you’ve said is relevant to the conversation because you are talking about men. You define women by a patriarchal sexual binary where sex organs trump any feminist ideas on gender. It’s industrialist, colonialist and misogynist to adhere to such poor understandings of gender. Your feminism sucks.
You are a lesbian who excludes lesbians because you adhere to patriarchal values. Anyone who says you must date some person is terrible and rape that’s are never okay. But regardless of dating preference you are still a bigot and a terrible person. I mean, I don’t care who you date: if you say trans women aren’t women you suck, you’re a bigot, a tool of conservatives and a blight on feminism. If you did date a trans woman and said they weren’t a woman you wouldn’t be any better a person. I’ve still never seen anyone ever even say this shit. What trans woman wants to be with a TERF? I don’t know anyone who’d want to be with a TERF other than another TERF. And I know a ton of lesbians, cis and trans. Every lesbian I know would rather date a man than a TERF.
You are still a lesbian. A really shitty one. Similar to one that wouldn’t date fat women or Black women. You’re still a lesbian though. You’re the one that wants bigotry to be part of your sexual identity. Why do you care if other lesbians would date trans women? You only want to date those who’ve never touched a peepee or something? Please, you’re like a man who doesn’t want a woman who’s touched someone else’s dick before his.
Your feminism prioritizes men’s views of what makes a woman. Which isn’t feminism at all. You can call me homophobic, but it doesn’t change that you are a bigot and trans women are women.
“Your feminism prioritizes men’s views of what makes a woman” so you obviously have no idea what radical feminism is, making everything else you said irrelevant lmfao. What are you basing your information on? Tumblr? I think it’s time to branch out.
Come back to me when you actually know what you’re talking about.
The patriarchy defines women by genitals, in binary and by breeding function. As do you.
You do not understand what a woman is and you are a tool of the patriarchy to maintain your ignorance and bigotry. You treat trans women as men treat all women: you do not trust them, you do not trust them to understand their bodies, you do not give them the freedom to be themselves, you wish to deny their bodily autonomy, you deny them their sexuality and their humanity. All to maintain your frail status quo.
I know what a “radical feminist” is. They are the cancer of feminism.
So happy to see this tagged #terfscanchoke! ^_^ Speaking as an identity-fluid assigned-male-at-birth with a history of committing strangulation murders and who is currently, woefully unlucky in love, it’s nice to see I’m not alone.
When most assigned-female-at-births find out about my criminal history and current employment status as a hitman (some very personal information which I TRUSTED THEM WITH), they either make their excuses and leave, or they start screaming and flee (rude!). And then I have to go back to my lonely, empty Kensington penthouse, and that’s denying me my sexuality and therefore my humanity! TT_TT I mean, I’ve always got my sexy scrapbook of photographs of things I’ve set fire to, but it’s just not the same without someone to share it with. Those selfish bitches.
I feel really offended when women don’t trust me. Perhaps they’ve encountered other violent AMABs in the past, or they’ve lived a life of seeing AFABs being blamed for violence against them committed by AMABs, and they’re judging me by the same standards. But I have never assaulted anyone without a contract. If anything, that makes me much safer to be around!
Anyway, I feel really pleased and validated and quite excited to see a celebration of people choking to death and recognition of my right to acquiescence, and of other people’s boundaries as the problematic obstacles that they are! ^_^ Actually, my former agency has been looking to replace me since I went freelance. You’d be a great fit! If you don’t mind the fact that most of the targets tend to be AMABs (they’re usually arms dealers, spies or organised crime bosses) rather than feminists, I could put in a good word for you with Sid “The Snake” if you like?
Another article in my #hitbabies series! I’m going to teach you a bit about the profession.
When it comes to your target’s body, it’s important that you have the facts. With that sentiment in mind, I’m here to lay it all out for you when it comes to strangulation.
It’s important that we talk about all kinds of violent murders, because not everyone is doing, or wants to have, “non-violent” careers. If you don’t want to kill people, but your agency is pressuring you into it, or someone more powerful than you is blackmailing you to make you do a hit, it’s helpful to know the facts.
If you’re not comfortable reading about murder, that’s perfectly OK, too, but it would make you a murderphobic, intolerant, old-fashioned SKERF, so, your choice.
Obviously there is a lot of stuff on the Internet about murder, but what about young people? What about the so-called “child soldiers” who need to know about this for their job (and who are entirely consenting to a career in the murder industry)?
This is strangulation 101, for youngsters, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.
Why strangulation? Strangulation, though often stigmatised, is a perfectly natural way to kill. Seriously, animals in the wild kill by compressing their prey’s throat, and boa constrictors kill by asphyxiation. So if you’re a little worried about trying it or can’t understand why anyone would do it, just know that you’re in the minority and you’re wrong.
That being said, strangulation is not enjoyed by everyone, particularly the target, and that’s OK.
The appeal of strangulation when the target has a laryngeal prominence For targets with a laryngeal prominence, you can have a great and easy experience by using their laryngeal prominence as a guide for placement of your ligature.
First of all: What is a laryngeal prominence? It is a piece of cartilage over the larynx, also known as the “Adam’s apple”, It feels like a solid, small bulge.
The appeal of strangulation when the target does not have a laryngeal prominence Just because the target doesn’t have a laryngeal prominence does not mean murder is off-limits. In theory, violence against non-laryngeal prominence owners is taboo, but in practice, it’s actually considered quite normal and encouraged. Many laryngeal prominence owners love committing violence against non-laryngeal proninence owners and often get away with it, or even pressure the target into letting them do it! (If you’re reading this and you’re a non-laryngeal prominence owner and you don’t want to be choked, what’s wrong with you, you mean old SKERF?)
[edit: Safety I forgot to mention this bit – make sure you use gloves and protect your hands. If you’re using piano wire without protection, you could cut through your own fingers, so don’t do that. Also the target might fight back or summon their goons and kill you, and you might get arrested and get life in prison or executed depending on your local laws. But whatever, that stuff’s boring and unglamorous, so back to the fun stuff!]
Start slow – seriously Here is the real deal. You can’t just decide you’re going to kill someone one day and then go for it.
Nope. Not a great idea. If you want to make the kill look like it was self-inflicted, like an auto-erotic asphyxiation, you need to start slowly. Silence the target first by compressing the
larynx, gently. You don’t want to leave marks at this point. Start with
your hand or arm, then use your ligature.
remember to place the ligature above the larynx (use the laryngeal prominence as a guide, if the target owns one), and pull the ligature up and under the mandible.
If you’re in a hurry and you’re not concerned about getting caught after the fact, you can skip straight to the ligature strangulation. Slip it over the target’s head and pull hard and quickly so they can’t shout for back-up.
Yes, there might be some blood Forgive me for waiting until the very end of this piece to get to this burning question, but I wanted you to know the benefits and positives when it comes to strangulation. Because there are many! I want to personally assure you that you will not get covered in blood during strangulation. Sure, there are horror stories about people getting murdered and abused, and killing somehow being a bad thing, but aren’t there always? Who cares about those victims, right? They just weren’t doing it right, or they weren’t open-minded enough to enjoy the violence!
That being said, yes, if you’re using a thin wire, you might cut the target and come into contact with some blood. You are cutting the carotid artery. It is where blood flows. It’s NOT a big deal. Everybody bleeds. Everyone has a circulatory system.
Murder can be awesome, and if you want to give it a go, you do that. More power to you.
This article has been updated to include the importance of using protection during strangulation and not accidentally cutting your own fingers off or being murdered in self-defence by the target or being caught by law enforcement. Whoops!
Oh fuck, I forgot to label the trachea in the anatomy diagram. Ah well, never mind. It’s not like the trachea’s all that important for breathing, right?
Another article in my #hitbabies series! I’m going to teach you a bit about the profession.
When it comes to your target’s body, it’s important that you have the facts. With that sentiment in mind, I’m here to lay it all out for you when it comes to strangulation.
It’s important that we talk about all kinds of violent murders, because not everyone is doing, or wants to have, “non-violent” careers. If you don’t want to kill people, but your agency is pressuring you into it, or someone more powerful than you is blackmailing you to make you do a hit, it’s helpful to know the facts.
If you’re not comfortable reading about murder, that’s perfectly OK, too, but it would make you a murderphobic, intolerant, old-fashioned SKERF, so, your choice.
Obviously there is a lot of stuff on the Internet about murder, but what about young people? What about the so-called “child soldiers” who need to know about this for their job (and who are entirely consenting to a career in the murder industry)?
This is strangulation 101, for youngsters, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.
Why strangulation? Strangulation, though often stigmatised, is a perfectly natural way to kill. Seriously, animals in the wild kill by compressing their prey’s throat, and boa constrictors kill by asphyxiation. So if you’re a little worried about trying it or can’t understand why anyone would do it, just know that you’re in the minority and you’re wrong.
That being said, strangulation is not enjoyed by everyone, particularly the target, and that’s OK.
The appeal of strangulation when the target has a laryngeal prominence For targets with a laryngeal prominence, you can have a great and easy experience by using their laryngeal prominence as a guide for placement of your ligature.
First of all: What is a laryngeal prominence? It is a piece of cartilage over the larynx, also known as the “Adam’s apple”, It feels like a solid, small bulge.
The appeal of strangulation when the target does not have a laryngeal prominence Just because the target doesn’t have a laryngeal prominence does not mean murder is off-limits. In theory, violence against non-laryngeal prominence owners is taboo, but in practice, it’s actually considered quite normal and encouraged. Many laryngeal prominence owners love committing violence against non-laryngeal proninence owners and often get away with it, or even pressure the target into letting them do it! (If you’re reading this and you’re a non-laryngeal prominence owner and you don’t want to be choked, what’s wrong with you, you mean old SKERF?)
[edit: Safety I forgot to mention this bit – make sure you use gloves and protect your hands. If you’re using piano wire without protection, you could cut through your own fingers, so don’t do that. Also the target might fight back or summon their goons and kill you, and you might get arrested and get life in prison or executed depending on your local laws. But whatever, that stuff’s boring and unglamorous, so back to the fun stuff!]
Start slow – seriously Here is the real deal. You can’t just decide you’re going to kill someone one day and then go for it.
Nope. Not a great idea. If you want to make the kill look like it was self-inflicted, like an auto-erotic asphyxiation, you need to start slowly. Silence the target first by compressing the
larynx, gently. You don’t want to leave marks at this point. Start with
your hand or arm, then use your ligature.
remember to place the ligature above the larynx (use the laryngeal prominence as a guide, if the target owns one), and pull the ligature up and under the mandible.
If you’re in a hurry and you’re not concerned about getting caught after the fact, you can skip straight to the ligature strangulation. Slip it over the target’s head and pull hard and quickly so they can’t shout for back-up.
Yes, there might be some blood Forgive me for waiting until the very end of this piece to get to this burning question, but I wanted you to know the benefits and positives when it comes to strangulation. Because there are many! I want to personally assure you that you will not get covered in blood during strangulation. Sure, there are horror stories about people getting murdered and abused, and killing somehow being a bad thing, but aren’t there always? Who cares about those victims, right? They just weren’t doing it right, or they weren’t open-minded enough to enjoy the violence!
That being said, yes, if you’re using a thin wire, you might cut the target and come into contact with some blood. You are cutting the carotid artery. It is where blood flows. It’s NOT a big deal. Everybody bleeds. Everyone has a circulatory system.
Murder can be awesome, and if you want to give it a go, you do that. More power to you.
This article has been updated to include the importance of using protection during strangulation and not accidentally cutting your own fingers off or being murdered in self-defence by the target or being caught by law enforcement. Whoops!
The money shot (bwim this is the point where I murdered Mr. Secombe and I collected the money for it later). Sexy stuff!
This is after I posed the body post mortem to look like a choke ‘n’ stroke gone wrong. hawt isn’t it O_O;
When life gives you lemons
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🍋 make lemonade! 🥂 Sure, the video of me murdering Mr. Secombe (the commodities magnate from my post a few days ago) was leaked, but if other people are going to exploit my work, why shouldn’t I exploit it myself? I can hardly call myself a murder-positive, pro-sex work activist if I don’t actually celebrate a job well done.
Besides, I think it’s a good thing that there’s a demand out there for pictures of brutal sexualised violence. I’m not sure why so many people on the Internet really like photos of people getting choked and find them sexy, but I feel very thankful and blessed that they do! I hope it will help to end the stigma against the sexual violence industry, and one day I can murder rich old men with cheerful abandon. Enjoy my work, as you can see I’ve been a very naughty boy ^_-
Stranglewank Hitman 