Stupid SKERFy families of murder victims đŸ˜Ą

So today I decided to take in some culture and attend a book signing. I didn’t know much about it, but apparently the author was a lady whose family was murdered (she claims) by a man who (allegedly) stalked her and broke into her home (according to her), and she survived the (supposed) attack.

Naturally, I was interested, being a fellow marginalised person at risk of lethal violence. But she narrow-mindedly only talked about her experience, and the experiences of other non-violent survivors of murder attempts!

I couldn’t take it any more. I stood up and said, “I have a suggestion! You haven’t even mentioned hitmen. We face murder attempts more often, we are threatened more often. I have been followed, you know!”

She said, “So have I, the book’s about a stalker who tried to kill me. It’s the same, you’re a part of that too.”

Well, hearing her dismiss me by not centring me, I’m afraid the familiar red mist descended, and

I found myself screaming “Hitmen are in prisons! And what have you done for them?”

Before I could say anything else, I was frogmarched from the premises, in a clear violation of my human rights to talk over attempted murder victims about murders. They don’t know the first thing about murders!

Anyway, I’m sorry I got quite so emotional and expressed myself rather poorly. I’m usually more of a “cold blood” sort of chap.
But I’ll get over it. I’m doing a string of killings for a client this week, that’ll cheer me up.
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radicalmathematical:

fuwwy-scientwisht:

If you’re a TERF you’re a murderer, congratulations, you’re apart of the force that’s caused so many innocent children to commit suicide. Rot.

This is the most inaccurate post on this entire website.

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I’m a murderer*, and I fully support feminism that includes ALL genders and identities! People like you are the reason hitmen end up at the bottom of the Thames, feet encased in concrete.

How dare you compare me to assigned-female-at-births who selfishly demand human rights for themselves and don’t bother to get them for the rest of us as well?

*note: I’ve never been convicted, so don’t take this as a confession plz kthx
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hollyjollyfakestgeekgirl:

Not to get political but if you reblog from radfems you can go choke

And don’t follow me, don’t reblog from me, don’t like my posts, don’t forget to choke your local transmisogynist

Always happy to choke people, in fact I made a career of it! ^_^ Who’s the target this time? Usually I kill mafia kingpins, arms dealers and drug barons, but I suppose I could kill a feminist, mix things up a bit.

Friendly reminder that my labour is not free, though. I charge the standard London rates of £10,000 per kill, half before and half after. Just use my Ask box or leave a coded message in the Evening Standard and I’ll get back to you! :3

thecheshirecass:

darthvcder:

darthvcder:

i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^)

seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s keep it going

For Pride month, here’s a lovely “No TERFs Wanted” sign for your blog.

This is great! I, for one, am sick of those uppity feminists complaining about “men trying to invade [their] spaces” and calling identity-fluid people like myself “Fake”. It makes my job very difficult!

My career requires me to follow my targets into their spaces and adopt multiple identities in order to do so, and these whiny bitches keep saying mean things like “Gaspar, I know it’s you, you’d better not be on a job”, “what are you doing with your belt?” and “aaaaaargh”. I must say, it’s not usually skinny, white, upper-middle class peoplx in my experience, often it’s trade and service workers who’ve seen me club one of their colleagues unconscious in order to borrow his/her/xer clothes. And it’s not always women, but they’re the ones who annoy me the most.

They say that me existing in their space and strangling their boss is an “act of violence” and tell me to go away and stop doing that. So clearly they all must want me dead! People like them are the reason hitmen end up buried underneath the car park outside the John Lewis in Shoreditch. I hope they can live with themselves.
Surely they must know surgery exists as a concept. That’s how I manage to get back on my feet so quickly after being shot. Good old Mr. Stone, the GMC should never have struck him off for drinking! Though it’s lucky for me they did, he doesn’t ask questions. (And neither do I, I don’t want to know what Stonesy put in that local anaesthesia or where he got it from, but it was good stuff! ^_- )

Plus “socialisation” is absolutely not a real thing, you dumb cunts. I consumed an awful lot of pornography and enjoyed pulling the legs off beetles when I was a little tyke at boarding school, and I turned out fine! ^_^

If you’re trying to say lesbians can’t like dick For starters doesn’t have to be anything sexual in the relationship And either way lesbians are wlw and trans women are (shockingly) women

evilguacamole:

glow-cats:

evilguacamole:

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iloveradfems:

spencer-shayy:

izzy-pea:

So you’re saying lesbians (who don’t like dick) should be in sexless relationships with males to work around the fact that they aren’t attracted to them? Do you realise how homophobic that is?

Here’s the thing you rape-promoting trans activists can’t wrap your tiny minds around. Nobody is obligated to talk to, befriend, date, and/or sleep with anyone. Nobody is owed any of that. Not transwomen, not transmen, not “cis” people. Nobody.

NO MEANS NO.

It might be a shocker for you but lesbians not only don’t like dick but they also LIKE and want vulvas, what’s the solution for that?Lesbians ignoring their desires to be with a male?

The lesbians I know define their orientation by liking women, not genitals.

That’s what we used to do, until the trans movement started redefining our words. 🙂

Y’all are using feminism to promote anti queer, ultra conservative hate mongering. You don’t get to talk about redefining words, you walking sack of garbage. Fuck off.

What the fuck is “anti queer”?

The trans movement is actually the “ultra conservative hate mongering” group, as you’ve so kindly put it. You constantly fucking harass and degrade lesbians into dating men, you violate women’s boundaries and guilt us into prioritising men. But do tell me how my feminism is the one that’s conservative.

I DO get to talk about redefining words, because it directly affects me. I can’t call myself a lesbian without 100 people screaming at me that if I don’t include men I’m a disgusting mistake, and that I deserve to be raped. What the hell am I, if not a lesbian? There’s no word to describe my sexuality anymore, because the trans movement has warped its meaning into another useless fucking term for bisexual.

But yeah.. I guess I’M the walking sack of garbage because my feminism prioritises women. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you disgusting homophobe.

Mmm. Yes. Now which of us are the republicans going to for legislation advice? Oh right, TERFs.

Trans women are women. Nothing you’ve said is relevant to the conversation because you are talking about men. You define women by a patriarchal sexual binary where sex organs trump any feminist ideas on gender. It’s industrialist, colonialist and misogynist to adhere to such poor understandings of gender. Your feminism sucks.

You are a lesbian who excludes lesbians because you adhere to patriarchal values. Anyone who says you must date some person is terrible and rape that’s are never okay. But regardless of dating preference you are still a bigot and a terrible person. I mean, I don’t care who you date: if you say trans women aren’t women you suck, you’re a bigot, a tool of conservatives and a blight on feminism. If you did date a trans woman and said they weren’t a woman you wouldn’t be any better a person. I’ve still never seen anyone ever even say this shit. What trans woman wants to be with a TERF? I don’t know anyone who’d want to be with a TERF other than another TERF. And I know a ton of lesbians, cis and trans. Every lesbian I know would rather date a man than a TERF.

You are still a lesbian. A really shitty one. Similar to one that wouldn’t date fat women or Black women. You’re still a lesbian though. You’re the one that wants bigotry to be part of your sexual identity. Why do you care if other lesbians would date trans women? You only want to date those who’ve never touched a peepee or something? Please, you’re like a man who doesn’t want a woman who’s touched someone else’s dick before his.

Your feminism prioritizes men’s views of what makes a woman. Which isn’t feminism at all. You can call me homophobic, but it doesn’t change that you are a bigot and trans women are women.

“Your feminism prioritizes men’s views of what makes a woman” so you obviously have no idea what radical feminism is, making everything else you said irrelevant lmfao. What are you basing your information on? Tumblr? I think it’s time to branch out.

Come back to me when you actually know what you’re talking about.

The patriarchy defines women by genitals, in binary and by breeding function. As do you.

You do not understand what a woman is and you are a tool of the patriarchy to maintain your ignorance and bigotry. You treat trans women as men treat all women: you do not trust them, you do not trust them to understand their bodies, you do not give them the freedom to be themselves, you wish to deny their bodily autonomy, you deny them their sexuality and their humanity. All to maintain your frail status quo.

I know what a “radical feminist” is. They are the cancer of feminism.

So happy to see this tagged #terfscanchoke! ^_^ Speaking as an identity-fluid assigned-male-at-birth with a history of committing strangulation murders and who is currently, woefully unlucky in love, it’s nice to see I’m not alone.

When most assigned-female-at-births find out about my criminal history and current employment status as a hitman (some very personal information which I TRUSTED THEM WITH), they either make their excuses and leave, or they start screaming and flee (rude!). And then I have to go back to my lonely, empty Kensington penthouse, and that’s denying me my sexuality and therefore my humanity! TT_TT I mean, I’ve always got my sexy scrapbook of photographs of things I’ve set fire to, but it’s just not the same without someone to share it with. Those selfish bitches.

I feel really offended when women don’t trust me. Perhaps they’ve encountered other violent AMABs in the past, or they’ve lived a life of seeing AFABs being blamed for violence against them committed by AMABs, and they’re judging me by the same standards. But I have never assaulted anyone without a contract. If anything, that makes me much safer to be around!

Anyway, I feel really pleased and validated and quite excited to see a celebration of people choking to death and recognition of my right to acquiescence, and of other people’s boundaries as the problematic obstacles that they are! ^_^  Actually, my former agency has been looking to replace me since I went freelance. You’d be a great fit! If you don’t mind the fact that most of the targets tend to be AMABs (they’re usually arms dealers, spies or organised crime bosses) rather than feminists, I could put in a good word for you with Sid “The Snake” if you like?

Thank-you for your allyship! ❤

Anarchists are Not My Allies đŸ˜ž

I feel emotionally drained. I always thought anarchists were my allies, who would support my right to assume undercover identities and commit acts of sexualised lethal violence for money and prioritise my enjoyment of violence over my victims’ safety. Most anarchists I meet support BDSM and legalisation of the sex industry, so I assumed they were my friends.

I WAS WRONG. 😢

At the London Anarchist Bookfair this weekend, some nasty whores (I’m allowed to say that because I’m a sex worker) were giving out leaflets opposing my right to identify as I please and enter my targets’ spaces! Just because they were worried about how it would affect women and their safety from “male violence”. Those selfish bitches!

Here are the leaflets in question: https://sages.org.uk/publications/sages-factsheet.html  You can see for yourself how they prioritise women, children and trans people over my feelings and convenience, the scumbags.

Even worse, they’re apparently supporters of Helen Steel, who is a tireless campaigner against men changing their identity for their career, for personal gain and to violate people’s boundaries. She was targeted by and now campaigns against “spy cops” – since an undercover police officer infiltrating environmentalist and anarchist groups identified as a fellow activist and entered a relationship with her in his assumed identity.

I mean, sure, identifying as a political activist, using the name of a deceased child and engaging in a two-year relationship with a target to infiltrate a space is going a teensy bit far, but it’s nothing that assassins like me haven’t done in our time, though generally the job doesn’t involve such long-term preparation. The most I tend to do is flirt a little with any assigned-female-at-births who might be able to grant me access to my targets. Or if I’m pressed for time, I just buy them a drink and spike it, so they’re out of the way while I work.

Anyway, my point is, banning spy cops would have the unintended consequence of further criminalising me and my colleagues – as would opposing our right to choose our own identities as needed! 

Fortunately we hitmen do still have some allies – a small number of brave allies surrounded and threatened the AFABs handing the leaflets out, and quite correctly called them “cunts”. Thank you for supporting me! ^_^